Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

I keep picturing spacecadet looking like

http://i.imgur.com/ouaDX.jpg

when i pull up to parallel park on the street, even have my signal on and i'm obviously slowing down and getting in position, but the person behind me just pulls their car right up behind so i can't back into the space because they weren't paying attention to what i was doing.

I just sit there and whistle.

Now, the dumb ass who tries to parallel park without a signal, just damn stops in the middle of the street, he can go to the devil.

Relatedly, people who go the wrong way in the tiny, narrow one-way parking lot at Trader Joe's and then sit there waiting for someone to pull out of a parking space -- they're jumping the line on me AND preventing me from getting to OTHER spaces that open up.

x-post.
If I see someone behind me a come to a full stop behind the empty spot, with my signal going, until the car behind stops or at least slows down because I;m stopped, then I move ahead to back into the empty slot. It doesn't always work, but it seems to help. If I see multiple cars behind me, I usually just go past the empty spot until I find one I can go forward into.

Long National Weather Service alerts that are issued in ALL CAPS.

Why ARE they in all caps??

My boss writes her testimony abstracts in all caps b/c she thinks they're easier to read with far-sightedness. That's nonsense, and anyway, non-far-sighted people also have to read them. Thank Maude I learned about Shift+F3 to toggle capitalization.

All I know is that scripts read for TV and radio broadcasts are usually in All CAPS. Funny that it's supposed to make reading better when the whole country is switching out their street signs for lower case.

I read somewhere that the NWS alerts are in all caps because the encoding used to send them over the wire actually is really old and made for efficiency. So it's coming across that way and they're not retyping/reformatting it before displaying it for you. There's a newer standard now, but most weather reporting source haven't switched over. Still anger-causing, but it has a story...

I am angry about Tostitos Bite-Sized chips. I always desire their Crispy Rounds, which are the perfect size and awesome, but if a store stocks only one of the round varieties, it's the bite-sized abominations. So I hate the bite-sized ones for being there instead of the better one.

Another WWF irritation -- FAG is disallowed even though it has at least two non-homophobic meanings.

WWF?

World War Foo

Words With Friends (aka Scrabble, more or less)

FAG is disallowed even though it has at least two non-homophobic meanings.

Federal Army General.

people who are impossible to contact!

ie person in quesiton has 2 email addresses
- one they specifically say DO NOT REPLY TO THIS so fine
-second email pretty sure never gets read, 3 days of emails with nothing

two phone numbers:
- calls me from a work phone that when I call back I get another woman who says x is not available;
- home phone she gave me connects to someone else in the same office as the work phone! no home phone! no cell phone!

w
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Hope your day gets better, Dr. Bonner.

I think she's trolling me tbh

twitter-like comments presented on other things are the worst

like in between innings on the mlb baseball app it shows tweets from random fans OMG #SFGIANTS

or in a crawl on cnn while wolf blitzer is stuttering about debates

or alongside espn.com coverage of football games

good lord i barely care what the 'experts' have to say about such things; why on earth do i want to be presented with the thoughts of random assholes?

otfm x 1000

Have I mentioned how much I hate hashtags that will never be used in another post or by anyone else ever again? #hatethosethingssomuchthosehashtagswhy?

I hate them so much I will post this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt4G95vB5mE

I've v occasionally employed the ironic hashtag on FB post, but its more of a deliberate affectation cos my twitter hate is well known ok maybe thats no excuse.

posted this in the wrong thread

today i saw someone use a gas station to turn except they failed because the light was green and they ended up behind everyone. i win!

― horribl ecreature (harbl), Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

line of 4 cars stopped at a light-rail level crossing. gates down, lights flashing.
two cyclists approach, glance up and down the track and proceed to weave around the level crossing gate and continue on their merry way.
gates did not come up for at least a minute.

this is an ongoing IA I have also had with pedestrians etc at level crossings: more than one person got creamed by trains in my hometown because they ALWAYS crossed at the level crossing even when the gates were down.

I don't give a shit if you can't see anything coming. Fucking WAIT. Because if something happens and you don't get across, you're the dead asshole who crossed when the gates were down. That were provided FOR YOUR BLOODY SAFETY.

guh. I know I'm a crank. I'm okay with that. harrumph

Sooooo many people have been getting hit by trains in Melb at level crossings lately. I mean it seems like one or 2 a week. I suspect many are suicides and theyre just reporting those ones more than they used to but yeah there is this stupid "ignore the gates" bullshit, grrr.

it's crazy. like they have to rig level crossings with automatic gates that close across the footpaths and people will STILL climb over them or go around them.

;_;

I have an old ipod shuffle, the one with no buttons? the stupid headphones died after a while so now I can only turn it on / off or put it to random. it looks cool and works perfectly fine, actually it is great for running, plus the fact that it only fits 4 GB means I have to be very selective in what I choose to add to the playlist (good music all the time), but I still feel this constant urge to get the newest and most expensive version out there. this is horrible and I can't help it.

IA at myself for being late solely because I started overthinking what I had chosen to wear to work this morning and caught myself in a feedback loop of trying on sweater after sweater, even when I KNEW I was going to be late. idiotic

Done that. Most days, if I'm being honest.

I'm IA because that fucking guy in Procol Harum pronounces the qu in "Conquistador" like the qu in "quiz," not as "conKEEStador." You fucking shithead!

haaaaa

also the way longitude is pronounced in "Map Ref. 41°N 93°W"

I'm IA because either LibreOffice is a total piece of shit or I am just too stupid to use it.

Seriously, people complaining about the ribbon on MS Office don't know they're born.

And the way Jon Anderson pronounces Michigan in Yes' "America" cover! Damnit!

Cobble Hill asshole with neatly combed hair and fussy little yuppie vandyke, riding Razr scooter in the bike lane the wrong way on a one-way street. I hope he got hit by a moving truck.

ugh them and people who walk in bike lanes

The woman jogging in the Bergen St bike lane was less douchey, and at least she was going the right way.

people who walk right at you on the sidewalk while staring down at their precious iphones, then doing a little dodge like a millimeter from you

so funny, orbit, i live on bergen between hoyt and bond!

Dude, you have to lose the scooter, those things are nagl for a grown man.

When people misspell something and follow it with (sp?). You're on the god damn Internet. Jus look up how to spell the fucking word!

I love you.

who me? i would NEVER ride one of those things (xxp)

No not you. I was thinking about this dork I follow on Twitter who just did that.

gotcha

dipshit standing in the middle of the aisle at the co-op with his basket on the floor, i say excuse me, he moves an inch, no help: i have to say "i can't get past you could you please move?"
and he gives *me* ~a look~
OH HELL NO
i nearly threw an elbow as I passed

in film montages with a song, whenever they stick a clip in a space that is described completely on-the-nose by the lyric. like cutting to the female character's face when the lyric mentions "her beautiful face." it's ALWAYS her beautiful face.

also the way longitude is pronounced in "Map Ref. 41°N 93°W"

― pplains, Friday, 12 October 2012 17:17 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waht? How else is it pronounced?

The way it's pronounced in the Dykehouse version, which is jarring

(lonjitude/lonzhitude. this pronunciation makes my mouth feel gluey. it's a posh RP thing in the UK; is it the standard American pronunciation?)

dykehouse! whatever happened to that guy?