The Downtown Brooklyn Thread

it's not like you need a key for it

I like prospect park better

You can't drink or smoke in city parks, getting to the places in them requires walking, and bathrooms are too far apart and liable to be out of toilet paper and/or have lines. This rules out just about every comfort that's relevant to my life. Wilderness areas, I'm all for those as long as I don't have to go to them, but really big parks? Eh.

You can't drink or smoke in city parks, getting to the places in them requires walking, and bathrooms are too far apart and liable to be out of toilet paper and/or have lines.

most of this could refer to the rest of the city

It's hard being me.

I agree that New York in general and Manhattan especially is ill-set-up for loitering, which is probably my favorite pastime.

central park is a truly great work of art

I don't think it compares to the beauty of mccarren park

or Paley Park

I wonder how long it woulda taken me to figure out who in orbit is w/out this thread

Hi, sweetie.

the new condos around mccarren park have really meant that the vision is finally being realized. especially that beautiful one with the sun-god logo on it.

"vaccuum pie chest"

looool wrong thread

that is a good condo name

"vaccuum pie chest"

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, October 1, 2012 2:42 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^

GIS for "vacuum pie chest" turns up several things that would be positive interventions in New York:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IdwlZBnsiWE/Tl3DZ1ycwTI/AAAAAAAABoo/TlQI42eta0k/s1600/backsheeshorlife00knox_0405d.png

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rsu5CUepWOM/Tl3DO_sf9YI/AAAAAAAABok/1sPs658wKkw/s1600/playmateapleasan00cundiala_0163b.png

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1103/5124198668_4a66616ae9.jpg

Posted this last night on facebook and for some reason nobody responded at 4am on a sunday morning. It was mentioned here so I thought I'd give it a shot. Anybody know anybody who's taught at 3rd Ward?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/23/nyregion/drug-arrests-at-a-brooklyn-bodega-rattle-a-neighborhood.html oh ralph

lol joe

“You should try to buy a special sandwich and see what they put in it,” said Emily Worthington, 26, who works in fashion and lives in TriBeCa. “I’m afraid to go in there.”

A third friend, as if on a dare, crossed the street and entered Ralph’s. She returned with a dose of Alka-Seltzer.

fn people srs

exposing myself as a fort greene n00b here but i was NOT aware of ralphs extracurricular

texan 20somethings, giving gentrifiers a bad name, cmon girls

ya i had no idea abt the drugs either despite living around the corner for years tbh, but ralph is such a nice guy, this is super sad!

otm, great bodega, did u know i live up on clermont & dekalb now

i did! sweet locale

have never lived in that hood, but I get my oxycodone at RiteAid.

its great, i endorse it

ralphs features heavily in this video which i had the great blessing to witness filming on my way to brunch one winter afternoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U32J1Fj-EZg

Tbf I've bought beer and cigarettes in a lot of places where I wouldn't eat the lunch meat but presumably their customers do and no one has keeled over yet.

not ralphs related but i remember circa 2000 walking on Cumberland? in Fort Greene and happening upon a similar deli. just wanted a bottle of water and the place had 2/3 bare shelves with out of date hostess and entemmenns crap. i felt like reprimanding them at the time, at least put a little effort into your cover.

yeah my old bodega at bergen & bedford was like that

those women are stupid though, ralphs wouldnt even crack the top 500 sketchiest bodegas in brooklyn

also "special sandwich" i think refers to the marijuana not to the lunchmeat

that mario jam is tight

Oh haha you can see why I lived across the block from a crack house for 3 years and was oblivious.

lol

@ 1:22 "Sup bro I just bought some crack from Ralph."

oh sweet max we are neighbors i live on st. james & lafayette

also never knew that bodega was a front, have bought chips there before but not often cuz it is not the closest to my zone

!!! whaat i didnt even realize

we should HANGTIME brah.
i don't go out in the hood much
mostly just to mike's & hotbird, sometimes kum kau or the weird sports bar w. good happy hour ($3 pints with huge and often changing beer selection) at classon & myrtle. i do get a lot of takeout from castros tho.

yall need to update the xls, also frequent the alibi more

im still getting my hood sea legs. go to alibi sometimes but it gets really bro-y late. and rope but i guess its closing? and i love, love love romans but its $$ for a regular meal. tepango for mexican.

i love hot bird but it really blew up this summer, gets wayy too crowded

anyway ya we should kick it soon

one time on the way to hot bird this middle age guy half a block down from there opening his front door yells at me n my friends in a mock surfer accent haaay you guuuys goin to hot bird owwwww

The last time I went to HB on a weekend (hi, max!) there was literally a line outside in which you had to wait for people to leave before you could get in.

hot bird is kinda lame vibes imho but still nice to sit outside and drink a beer

its not that nice when the place is packed and ur surrounded by annoying ppl from the neighb who u like sort of know but dont really want to talk to or say hi to

alibi now carries many of the same unfortunate too-many-bros vibez between like 10-12 on weekends