mayo: the devil's condiment

rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimes
saying "ayo, where's the mayo?"

― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yayo

mayo technology

mayon calendar

http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/~/media/Images/KHN%20Features/2012/August/20%2024/Mayo%20Batman%20300.jpg

we're going to put on a mayo clinic for y'all

don't think of it as a reeducation, it's just a camp for you to become more integrated into society

Next poll: the foods in this delicious mayo-based dinner!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2JGTfPNAzc

whipped up some delicious homemade mayo today. Titrating is way easier doing it by hand than trying to use a food processor. It's a very satisfying experience.

http://qz.com/172019/ketchup-isnt-the-king-of-american-condiments-mayonnaise-is/

http://i.imgur.com/XP7miHb.png

diagram is like just the worst sandwich

A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.

sorry, just had to relive that

how on earth did I miss this thread

ban mayonnaise, it is the most revolting thing our species has created. I would rather eat the pus of a blister on an old man's foot.

wtf 65 of you

Euler, you have just handed The Authorities the skeleton key to your Winston-Smith-at-the-end-of-1984 worst imaginable torture. Do you think this was wise?

use mayonnaise sparingly

german-style potato salad is superior

still have no idea wtf "chilli" is if it involves mayo

I get served it by mistake often enough that I am already living a life of torture

(makes mental note: "waterboard Euler w/ mayo in place of water")

I love the spin-off thread.

Never forget: https://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5063028735/in/pool-97769629@N00

fuck mayo forever. fuck any form of eggs+vinegar forever.

dudes

i made a burger, i put a little mayo on the bun

oh man

I can not control-f on my phone so may have mentioned this already but in Russia they sell 500ml packets of mayonnaise that you can not reseal - because why would you not eat 500ml of mayonnaise in one sitting?

Russia OTR

(on the ruble)

A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.

you people make me sick

Yeah, I love mayonnaise but that is horrifying. A blob of sour cream, on the other hand...

some friends had never heard of avocado slices on top of chili

I was selling a dining room table at a flea market this weekend and some shmuck set his sweating cup of water down on it, leaving two terrible rings. So I walked over to this guy who was selling furniture to see if he had any Old English or some comparable product. He didn't...but he told me "Just go to the food truck and get some mayonnaise."

IT WORKED!

It didn't get the rings out, but they had mayonnaise!

man it is so hard, now, in this present cultural moment, to choose a side in this argument, huh. just so hard. all the momentum with the anti-mayo side. an easy grudge, the high road. mayonnaise is like a dan brown novel. & then to rep hard for mayo somehow too much, too base. like to zealously enjoy mayo is to be an english man on the street, shaking a fist, gurning into a camera lens, like it's defensible only as a kind of gluttony, mayonnaise all down your chin because you just committed yourself to it, lapped it from a smashed jar on the street. & truly it is only mayonnaise. even if it is gross it is probably pretty satisfying, even if it is delicious it is something you could probably live without. it is fascinating, shiny & white & sold in jars. but to be partisan just feels kinda lose-lose. both parties in the argument walk through the door at the end of the day full of strong feelings, & then have to channel those into just having mayonnaise in the cupboard/not having mayonnaise in the cupboard.

you just put it on sandwiches dawg

this is gonna be a post vmic but:
i was at pottery over the weekend and there's this VERY VERY pregnant woman who will not shut the fuck up. i retreat to headphones but everytime i take them off i get an earful of a ton of really really loud really really pointless conversation and i hate listened to a ten minute diatribe about why she can't understand why some people can't tell the difference between mayonnaise and miracle whip. shit got crazy heated about this. it was fascinating and repellent at once. good luck kid.

Mayo is excellent on chicken burgers. Not meat ones so much though.

mayo is great on cheeseburgers

a fried egg is even better though

can't decide which is more disgusting savagery "chilli" or mayo in it

can't believe i missed this thread mayo is an abomination and aero is otm: not only can you make potato salad without it, there's no excuse not to

when i was in seattle for the emp conf i ordered a breakfast sandwich and the cafe put MAYO on it. who puts mayo on a breakfast sandwich? get that fucking vileness away from me.

isn't this the same city that p much didn't see anything jewy about macklemore's shylock getup #notsayinjustsayin

an egg sandwich w tomato, basil mayo, and sprouts is pretty good

gotta get crumpets in Seattle anyway

isn't this the same city that p much didn't see anything jewy about macklemore's shylock getup #notsayinjustsayin

there are no jews in seattle, and since jews' distaste for mayo is well-known, it stands to reason that seattleites would just slather mayo on everything willy-nilly.

it is fascinating, shiny & white & sold in jars.

japanese mayo is sold in flexible plastic babies

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3118/2800854616_7ce2baf78a.jpg

If mayo is the devil's condiment, then what would god's one be?

mustard

Guldens

Salad cream

salsa golf

salsa golf
1 cup store-bought or homemade mayonnaise
6 tbs ketchup, adjust to taste
1 tbs lemon juice
Other optional ingredients you can add: cumin, hot sauce, a dash of fresh cream, a dash of whisky or vodka