I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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Is that Kelsey Grammer on the left? That fucker's everywhere.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is.

x-post

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"makeoutclub de sade" is kinda funny - I miss the IM transcripts. I still haven't seen Secretary, it's only £5.99 in most shops, I dunno I just feel embarrased by the cover. God, why am I like this?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is.

i guess, maybe I just thought they were just better at it

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Secretary rules. I'd never date someone who didn't like it.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. There's a lot to extrapolate from that comment, Miccio!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

feel free!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

secretary sucked

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"His name is Leather McWhip and he needs to be stopped!"

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Your "Secretary" sucked. My "Secretary"... uh... wait...

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

are you a top or bottom, Miccio?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

amst and milo have been off my list for YEARS

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to be maggie gyllenhaal, too. she's dating peter sarsgaard!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubplatestyle: haha that girl i met through friendster is on only undies club
ETHANP23: only losing faith in the world club
ETHANP23: only nadirs of humanity club
Dubplatestyle: only suicide club
ETHANP23: genocide girls
Dubplatestyle: haha they all have little hitler moustaches
ETHANP23: 'cultural suicide' girls
ETHANP23: regicide girls
ETHANP23: 'if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, plz press one'

Brilliant!

― You Work For Irene (dymaxia), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

boggle is blue in the US?

mental

― ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, you know I love ethan but that's a simpsons quote.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

omg genocide girls

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

amst and milo have been off my list for YEARS

???

i think jess told me to die on this thread! i still like jess though.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

she is way cute dudes

http://images.zap2it.com/20050112/criticschoiceawards05/024_meggiegyllenhaal_criticschoiceawards05.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Meh. I'd hit it.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Grudgingly

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

any for jess, courtesy of google image search:

ihttp://brianbehrend.com/archives/images/mandymoore_saved.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

there is cute, and there is way cute, and then there is Zooey. Holy God there will ne'er be another like her.

That said, she definitely is "indie" cute but whatever.

― Aaron A., Monday, 25 April 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandy wins.
Maggie: meh.

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tackles 9/11 Politics
Apr 26, 2:21 PM EST

Associated Press

Maggie Gyllenhaal has waded into sensitive political waters by raising questions about Sept. 11 and American foreign policy.

The 27-year-old actress, who stars in a new film about the 2001 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, said in an interview last week that the United States "is responsible in some way" for the attacks.

A fan Web site devoted to Gyllenhaal was overwhelmed with criticism, forcing the site's editor to remove the ability to post messages "because it's gotten too outta hand."

In a statement issued Monday by her publicist, Gyllenhaal said Sept. 11 was "an occasion to be brave enough to ask some serious questions about America's role in the world. Because it is always useful as individuals or nations to ask how we may have knowingly or unknowingly contributed to this conflict.

"Not to have the courage to ask these questions of ourselves is to betray the victims of 9/11."

She also expressed her grief for "everyone who suffered and everyone who died in the catastrophe."

Gyllenhall stars in "The Great New Wonderful," which features stories about people living in New York in the aftermath of the terror attacks. The movie is being shown at the Tribeca Film Festival, which was founded by Robert De Niro to help revitalize downtown Manhattan after Sept. 11.

Her screen credits also include "Secretary," "Mona Lisa Smile" and "Donnie Darko." She is the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. She lives in Manhattan.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

BITCH HATES AMURCA

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

terror

― terror, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Maggie is cuter than Mandy! Mandy might be in the running if it wasn't for that "tan".

Also, her response in that press release is very good, compared to the backpedaling someone else might do.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Back to top because Maggie is around filming STRANGER THAN FICTION in my neighborhood - only 2 blocks behind my apartment!

I had fantasies that I might run into her and she'd be my new best friend, but then I realized that she would inevitably find this thread one day, started by yours truly, and find the whole thing... I don't know... creepy?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

And then an amnesiac Josh Hartnett will burst into the room, and you'll be plunged into an intense psycho-sexual drama that will leave you forever haunted by fear and regret!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Or not, whatever, she seems pretty cool.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

This photo is eerily hypnotic.

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/196747562544ebb9b3217cf.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

man this thread is so great. makeout club de sade!!

i dont really have any beef with maggie gyggkglkghgtjhtr. i saw her on the cover of vanity fair or something at the grocers the other day and actually got the horn.

i got no beef with amateurist either. is N. dead or what?

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

she looks hot on her new poster
http://www.horrordrome.com/recensioni/cover/critters.jpg

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

ETHANP23: was that gangsta
Dubplatestyle: like a pimp

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

your cold, black heart

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok i just looked at some more pictures of her and she's still pretty weird lookin

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

and ugh SO SKINNY

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

really weird looking in event photos where she's nine months pregnant and otherwise skinny as a rail

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

there's something wrong with her face. perma-smirk! her brother has it too but her extra-prominent cheekbones and general triangularfaceness accentuate it.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Gawd is she plain.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I want to be Maggie so I can watch my brother and Peter Saarsgard make out on the couch.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

creepy fucking sister you'd be!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

strongo is correct re: 'perma-smirk', I think.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'd probably watch the two of them have sex but then i'm sick like that

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna leave that vague

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha come on IM i have something to tell you and i have to go to bed soon

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

its okay jess... ive known for a long time...

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

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