yep
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
dammit i've been missing out on so much proper mayo...
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
Aioli is just garlic mayo
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
It's good w/saffron, though, if you dig that
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
aioli's traditionally garlic salt and olive oil, it's not egg based. But the consistency, emulsion wise, is pretty similar to mayo -- and half the aioli's out there are flavored mayo half the time anyway
it's v confusing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
at least that's how I always understood it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
that's allioli
― Number None, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
Aioli usually has some egg but the thing you need for the emulsification is mustard usually. I emulsify the heck out of greek yogurt or olive oil in salad dressings all the time - it's that it sets better with egg yolk.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
ah okay so it's really the garlic that this the thing with aioli
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
I was gonna chew someone out for making me think about mayo on a Friday night.
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
surely this poll is defective, the results can't be right.
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)
that's really too bad because mayo is quite an unusual condiment
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
mayo mandate, the people have spoken, outmoded mayo minority should just sit down and be quiet and let us get some real work done
― j., Sunday, 30 September 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)
^^^
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)
65 people actually eat this disgusting slime
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
perhaps you are not familiar with the part of your antiquated holy book that preaches love instead of hate, i am surprised the message was not reinforced after years of post-worship fellowship brunch and congregation potlucks at which delicious mayonnaise dishes were no doubt served
― j., Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:17 (thirteen years ago)
I blame those potlucks for the gnawing emptiness in my soul
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)
What do you put on a tomato sandwich if not the glorious calf slobber?
― Death Grits 2 (WmC), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
you lost me at "tomato sandwich"
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 September 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)
your platform is no longer recognized itt, aero. this thread is now property of THE MAYO GANG
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)
rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimessaying "ayo, where's the mayo?"
― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 September 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)
yayo
― the late great, Sunday, 30 September 2012 07:02 (thirteen years ago)
mayo technology
― wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 September 2012 07:07 (thirteen years ago)
mayon calendar
― how's life, Sunday, 30 September 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/~/media/Images/KHN%20Features/2012/August/20%2024/Mayo%20Batman%20300.jpg
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:27 (thirteen years ago)
we're going to put on a mayo clinic for y'all
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
don't think of it as a reeducation, it's just a camp for you to become more integrated into society
― j., Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
Next poll: the foods in this delicious mayo-based dinner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2JGTfPNAzc
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
whipped up some delicious homemade mayo today. Titrating is way easier doing it by hand than trying to use a food processor. It's a very satisfying experience.
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://qz.com/172019/ketchup-isnt-the-king-of-american-condiments-mayonnaise-is/
http://i.imgur.com/XP7miHb.png
― 龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 02:03 (twelve years ago)
diagram is like just the worst sandwich
― mustread guy (schlump), Thursday, 30 January 2014 03:34 (twelve years ago)
A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 9 June 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)
sorry, just had to relive that
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 9 June 2014 15:00 (twelve years ago)
how on earth did I miss this thread
ban mayonnaise, it is the most revolting thing our species has created. I would rather eat the pus of a blister on an old man's foot.
wtf 65 of you
― Euler, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)
Euler, you have just handed The Authorities the skeleton key to your Winston-Smith-at-the-end-of-1984 worst imaginable torture. Do you think this was wise?
― Aimless, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:28 (twelve years ago)
use mayonnaise sparingly
german-style potato salad is superior
still have no idea wtf "chilli" is if it involves mayo
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 9 June 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)
I get served it by mistake often enough that I am already living a life of torture
― Euler, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:58 (twelve years ago)
(makes mental note: "waterboard Euler w/ mayo in place of water")
― Aimless, Monday, 9 June 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)
I love the spin-off thread.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 June 2014 18:19 (twelve years ago)
Never forget: https://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5063028735/in/pool-97769629@N00
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 June 2014 18:20 (twelve years ago)
fuck mayo forever. fuck any form of eggs+vinegar forever.
― brimstead, Monday, 9 June 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)
dudes
i made a burger, i put a little mayo on the bun
oh man
― j., Tuesday, 10 June 2014 17:42 (twelve years ago)
I can not control-f on my phone so may have mentioned this already but in Russia they sell 500ml packets of mayonnaise that you can not reseal - because why would you not eat 500ml of mayonnaise in one sitting?
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 18:07 (twelve years ago)
Russia OTR
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 18:16 (twelve years ago)
(on the ruble)
you people make me sick
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 18:26 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I love mayonnaise but that is horrifying. A blob of sour cream, on the other hand...
― no matter how crabby of a mood I’m in because of the New World Order (WilliamC), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 18:35 (twelve years ago)
some friends had never heard of avocado slices on top of chili
― mh, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:55 (twelve years ago)