mayo: the devil's condiment

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this was the molecular gastronomy of its day, im sure. where the molecules were meant to invoke love canal.

you got mayo in my paleo (Hunt3r), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

And when it came to desserts, they never once set anything on fire at the table. 95% of the time it was a bowl of ice cream.

Aimless, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

that poor ice cream

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

omg seafood mousse where have you been all my lolless life <3 <3 <3

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

you really need to get up on the annex thread: Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

there is amazingness that rivals the seafood mousse

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

follow that thread for smiling dolphin action :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

I will admit the Campbelled eggs recipe way upthread sounds like a good idea.

nickn, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

does proper from-scratch mayo taste different from kraft? i've tried making it a few times and it always comes out bitter and vinegary and mustardy

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

eggs belong in soups, just not campbells chicken soup

zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

This is more soup belongs in eggs, though. I haven't had Campbell's chicken soup in decades, but I'm assuming it's probably better now than in the 70s. And even if not, it'll add a chickeny/salty base to the eggs, which is good. (More likely I would a better soup to do the same thing.)

nickn, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

does proper from-scratch mayo taste different from kraft? i've tried making it a few times and it always comes out bitter and vinegary and mustardy

― Philip Nunez, Monday, September 24, 2012 2:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, proper made-from-scratch mayo is basically a completely different-tasting and much more enjoyable substance

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

I'm really bad at titration though so the only time I have made it successfully was when my partner was titrating for me.

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

titrating is hard by hand

you can do it alright in a food processor, if the model uses the type of feed tube that has the hole in the bottom (which is most of them these days)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

what's the closest condiment proper mayo tastes like -- aioli?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

yep

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

dammit i've been missing out on so much proper mayo...

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Aioli is just garlic mayo

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

It's good w/saffron, though, if you dig that

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

aioli's traditionally garlic salt and olive oil, it's not egg based. But the consistency, emulsion wise, is pretty similar to mayo -- and half the aioli's out there are flavored mayo half the time anyway

it's v confusing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

at least that's how I always understood it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

that's allioli

Number None, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

Aioli usually has some egg but the thing you need for the emulsification is mustard usually. I emulsify the heck out of greek yogurt or olive oil in salad dressings all the time - it's that it sets better with egg yolk.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

ah okay so it's really the garlic that this the thing with aioli

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

I was gonna chew someone out for making me think about mayo on a Friday night.

die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

surely this poll is defective, the results can't be right.

sriracha bishop (get bent), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

that's really too bad because mayo is quite an unusual condiment

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)

mayo mandate, the people have spoken, outmoded mayo minority should just sit down and be quiet and let us get some real work done

j., Sunday, 30 September 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

65 people actually eat this disgusting slime

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

perhaps you are not familiar with the part of your antiquated holy book that preaches love instead of hate, i am surprised the message was not reinforced after years of post-worship fellowship brunch and congregation potlucks at which delicious mayonnaise dishes were no doubt served

j., Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:17 (thirteen years ago)

I blame those potlucks for the gnawing emptiness in my soul

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

What do you put on a tomato sandwich if not the glorious calf slobber?

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

you lost me at "tomato sandwich"

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 September 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

your platform is no longer recognized itt, aero. this thread is now property of THE MAYO GANG

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimes
saying "ayo, where's the mayo?"

― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 September 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)

yayo

the late great, Sunday, 30 September 2012 07:02 (thirteen years ago)

mayo technology

wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 September 2012 07:07 (thirteen years ago)

mayon calendar

how's life, Sunday, 30 September 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/~/media/Images/KHN%20Features/2012/August/20%2024/Mayo%20Batman%20300.jpg

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:27 (thirteen years ago)

we're going to put on a mayo clinic for y'all

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

don't think of it as a reeducation, it's just a camp for you to become more integrated into society

j., Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

Next poll: the foods in this delicious mayo-based dinner!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2JGTfPNAzc

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

whipped up some delicious homemade mayo today. Titrating is way easier doing it by hand than trying to use a food processor. It's a very satisfying experience.

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

diagram is like just the worst sandwich

mustread guy (schlump), Thursday, 30 January 2014 03:34 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 9 June 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)

sorry, just had to relive that

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 9 June 2014 15:00 (twelve years ago)

how on earth did I miss this thread

ban mayonnaise, it is the most revolting thing our species has created. I would rather eat the pus of a blister on an old man's foot.

wtf 65 of you

Euler, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)


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