mayo: the devil's condiment

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taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

the celery bits in that first photo!

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

"A savory mustard mold" wtf ppl actually did this

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

this is what happens when your country's food culture used england's food culture as its base

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, this is why a generation of seniors is hooked on Lipitor.

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5164913881/in/pool-97769629@N00/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

Bachelors were so bored with their food, they had nothing better to do than to make mayo & mustard sculptures for their cold cuts

xp: hahahahaha oh boy

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

Grown-up food like this is why I never ate anything but hot dogs and carrot sticks until I was like, 16.

how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

guys, are you ready for this one:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5063028735/in/pool-97769629@N00/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

"What a beautiful new way to serve potato salad."

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like radishes have vanished from history.

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

"luscious glaze"

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred, if you're trying to shame me into a heart attack, I think it's working.

The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

I WILL SHAME YOU WITH MY LUSCIOUS GLAZE

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god

the recipe for that glaze is pure HORRORSHOW

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Was Mayonnaise really invented by an 18th century Irish General in the French army? Or is that transcribed or something? Think I heard a story to that effect. A condiment was named after him but what makes it susbstantially different than the other egg/oil emulsions in the general area isn't certain.

I don't eat a lot of mayonnaise and I tend to like it pretty mustatrdy. I probably only eat it on BLTs and artichokes. I use Greek yogurt for a lot of things I used to use mayo on and just avoid mayo in things like tuna fish, which I frankly prefer in olive oil w/lemon juice. Aiolis and the like are fun to make, though, and I always feel more comfortable that they're made and eaten w/in a day or two.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

That glaze really is vile. Ugh.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

"Pizza can be a yolk-eyed girl fluttering parsley eyelashes"

I mean seriously wtf wrote this copy

http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5042282015/in/pool-97769629@N00/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like radishes have vanished from history.

I have been on the biggest radish kick for the last couple of years.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

someone super, super high wrote that copy

they'd been mainline Literol

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

oh man:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/4554324525/in/pool-97769629@N00/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Salami-rolled French fries with a mustard, horseradish mayo dip!

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

tbf I would probably eat a salami, cheese wiz and french fry sandwich.

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

I have NEVER done anything as evil as turkey-french fry stew or whatever the hell that is.

The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

Dismayed at the anti-mayo sentiment here. Don't tell me you people actually enjoy ketchup (a more tragic misuse of tomatoes there isn't)

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

Let's put french fries in chicken broth with peas, lima beans, and celery!

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

Dismayed at the anti-mayo sentiment here. Don't tell me you people actually enjoy ketchup (a more tragic misuse of tomatoes there isn't)

uh

The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

I like mayo, I also dig aioli

best ever is pipiing hot french fries and garlic aioli

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Whip out the snausages!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbcurio/3667835651/in/pool-97769629@N00/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

I'm definitely not much of a ketchup fan.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

No mayo
No ketchup

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

bleccch

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

shoutout to aimless upthread, let me plug this again

mayo vs. ketchup: which is hated more?

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

who sneezed on those Vienna sausages

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like radishes have vanished from history.

― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, September 24, 2012 11:51 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I grew some awesome radishes in my garden this year. Often just sliced them up and ate them on some toast w/cream cheese.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

This Flickr thread deserves its own.

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbcurio/3382260895/in/pool-97769629@N00/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

i like ketchup

did drake invent yolo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

I hate it when people mess around with the presentation of food. It was touched on in this other thread:
if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

it was a bad idea to come back to this thread with my lunch

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

did you get a thinner than normal lunch today

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

did you pour a can of clam chowder soup over scrambled eggs and a Xmas tree

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

radishes are pretty strange, they can be good though. they are a sideman. i ate this great weird stewed persian aubergine dish recently & it was topped with sliced radishes, they gave it this zingy contrast.

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

for a zingier contrast, why not sprinkle Vienna sausages and hardboiled eggs?

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

I got a gigantic psuedo-Asian soup

kind of wish I'd put some mayo in it in honor of this thread

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

This place makes a really good in-house ketchup. It's not all full of sugar or corn syrup like the commercial brands.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

this place makes a really good tilt-a-whirl:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bootsartemis/3419731237/in/pool-789063@N20/

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

why would anyone do that to food

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

looks like something WAS done to it before it was turned into a dish

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

I had the wonders of radishes revealed to me a couple of years ago when I ordered a few interesting seed varieties instead of just planting the red globes and white icicles available locally.

xp -- man, anything was possible right after the war, wasn't it

The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)


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