If a steak is well marinated it don't need no sauce.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
imagine this: eskimo ice cream made with mayo
http://i.imgur.com/kGs0K.jpg
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
mayo rules, lock this thread
― max, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
what
what the hell is that THING
my god
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
max otm
― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)
I make homemade Caesar dressing with mayo replacing the eggs and it is amazing, but its really the only thing I've ever used mayo for at home.
― Clay, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
(that' not actually mayo in the picture I don't think: probably something tastier, like caribou oil)
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
according to wikipedia, the most common substitution of the animal fat is crisco ;_;
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
horrifying
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
come back mayo, almost all is forgiven
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
mayo can stay right where it stands, on the blasted fields of infamy
― catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like this is one of the more successful Sunday threads we've had
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
Was Mayonnaise really invented by an 18th century Irish General in the French army? Or is that transcribed or something? Think I heard a story to that effect.Being named after the county he came from and things like that.
How long does a jar keep? Hoping I don't still have some Hellman's at the back of my fridge
― Stevolende, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
see? This is what I hate about mayo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5194986030/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
okay that is unforgivable
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5250278164/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
the celery bits in that first photo!
"A savory mustard mold" wtf ppl actually did this
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
this is what happens when your country's food culture used england's food culture as its base
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, this is why a generation of seniors is hooked on Lipitor.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5164913881/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
Bachelors were so bored with their food, they had nothing better to do than to make mayo & mustard sculptures for their cold cuts
xp: hahahahaha oh boy
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
Grown-up food like this is why I never ate anything but hot dogs and carrot sticks until I was like, 16.
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
guys, are you ready for this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5063028735/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
"What a beautiful new way to serve potato salad."
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like radishes have vanished from history.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
"luscious glaze"
Alfred, if you're trying to shame me into a heart attack, I think it's working.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
I WILL SHAME YOU WITH MY LUSCIOUS GLAZE
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
oh my god
the recipe for that glaze is pure HORRORSHOW
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
Was Mayonnaise really invented by an 18th century Irish General in the French army? Or is that transcribed or something? Think I heard a story to that effect. A condiment was named after him but what makes it susbstantially different than the other egg/oil emulsions in the general area isn't certain.
I don't eat a lot of mayonnaise and I tend to like it pretty mustatrdy. I probably only eat it on BLTs and artichokes. I use Greek yogurt for a lot of things I used to use mayo on and just avoid mayo in things like tuna fish, which I frankly prefer in olive oil w/lemon juice. Aiolis and the like are fun to make, though, and I always feel more comfortable that they're made and eaten w/in a day or two.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)
That glaze really is vile. Ugh.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)
"Pizza can be a yolk-eyed girl fluttering parsley eyelashes"
I mean seriously wtf wrote this copy
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5042282015/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)
I have been on the biggest radish kick for the last couple of years.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
someone super, super high wrote that copy
they'd been mainline Literol
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
oh man:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/4554324525/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
Salami-rolled French fries with a mustard, horseradish mayo dip!
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
tbf I would probably eat a salami, cheese wiz and french fry sandwich.
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
I have NEVER done anything as evil as turkey-french fry stew or whatever the hell that is.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
Dismayed at the anti-mayo sentiment here. Don't tell me you people actually enjoy ketchup (a more tragic misuse of tomatoes there isn't)
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
Let's put french fries in chicken broth with peas, lima beans, and celery!
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)
uh
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
I like mayo, I also dig aioli
best ever is pipiing hot french fries and garlic aioli
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
Whip out the snausages!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbcurio/3667835651/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
I'm definitely not much of a ketchup fan.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
No mayoNo ketchup
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
bleccch
shoutout to aimless upthread, let me plug this again
mayo vs. ketchup: which is hated more?
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
who sneezed on those Vienna sausages
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, September 24, 2012 11:51 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I grew some awesome radishes in my garden this year. Often just sliced them up and ate them on some toast w/cream cheese.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)