What these recipes have in common: hardboiled eggs used in the unlikeliest of combinations, goopy sauces, green peppers for color, and a reluctance to, like, leave tasty things alone.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
Had this for dinner, with chickpea rice. No mayo.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/sep/23/baked-chicken-tomatoes-olives-recipe-nigel-slater
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
Suzy, I forgot to mention, though it's probably obvious -- great northerns or some other white bean in that "white" chili.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
Don't you realize that chilli is a portmanteau of "chilled chili" and is a delicious frosty staple of British pub food
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
delicious frosted staples in British pub food
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
Mayo in chilli sounds pretty gross to me but UK has the US beat at mustard, relish and brown sauce so I trust them when it comes to these innovations
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
Off topic challop but there is no finer steak sauce than HP so you Americans should ease up on the old rivalries and take a moment to reflect
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
no
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
it's more of a bacon sandwich sauce
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
bacon sandwiches, sausages, BLTs, steaks
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
uk definitely has some game when it comes to slathering
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
Either way it is the finest steak sauce, second only to bechamel. "Hickory flavoured ketchup with prominently displayed cow horns on the label" is a distant third and "A-1" a.k.a. imitation HP is a fourth
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
I'm allergic to eggs; mayonnaise is a constant source of deep discontent whenever I dine out; in short, satanic.
― did drake invent yolo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
A1!
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
i hate mayo
― Lamp, Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
lol owen you have a lot to learn about sauces
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
sweetling you could teach me a lot about food but I think I'm better educated as to what sauces taste better on guiltily consumed pieces of meat
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
this is my favorite sentence of the day that doesn't involve Mark Sanchez bouncing a football off of Tim Tebow's head
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
furthermore aero if you're questioning the supremacy of the UK in the fields of mustard or relish you should think again, Keen's and Branston Pickle are top of the chain my friend
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
Although I would liken it to A-1 (in flavor not consistency as it's a lot thicker) I don't really think of HP as steak sauce at all. I don't think I've ever seen anyone use it on beef. Sausages and bacon sarnies sure but not actually on steak.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
yeah hp is for breakfast mainly.fuck wasting a steak with it.
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
If a steak is well marinated it don't need no sauce.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
imagine this: eskimo ice cream made with mayo
http://i.imgur.com/kGs0K.jpg
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
mayo rules, lock this thread
― max, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
what
what the hell is that THING
my god
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
max otm
― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)
I make homemade Caesar dressing with mayo replacing the eggs and it is amazing, but its really the only thing I've ever used mayo for at home.
― Clay, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
(that' not actually mayo in the picture I don't think: probably something tastier, like caribou oil)
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
according to wikipedia, the most common substitution of the animal fat is crisco ;_;
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
horrifying
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
come back mayo, almost all is forgiven
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
mayo can stay right where it stands, on the blasted fields of infamy
― catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like this is one of the more successful Sunday threads we've had
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
Was Mayonnaise really invented by an 18th century Irish General in the French army? Or is that transcribed or something? Think I heard a story to that effect.Being named after the county he came from and things like that.
How long does a jar keep? Hoping I don't still have some Hellman's at the back of my fridge
― Stevolende, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
see? This is what I hate about mayo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5194986030/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
okay that is unforgivable
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5250278164/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
the celery bits in that first photo!
"A savory mustard mold" wtf ppl actually did this
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
this is what happens when your country's food culture used england's food culture as its base
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, this is why a generation of seniors is hooked on Lipitor.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5164913881/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
Bachelors were so bored with their food, they had nothing better to do than to make mayo & mustard sculptures for their cold cuts
xp: hahahahaha oh boy
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
Grown-up food like this is why I never ate anything but hot dogs and carrot sticks until I was like, 16.
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
guys, are you ready for this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5063028735/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
"What a beautiful new way to serve potato salad."
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like radishes have vanished from history.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
"luscious glaze"
Alfred, if you're trying to shame me into a heart attack, I think it's working.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
I WILL SHAME YOU WITH MY LUSCIOUS GLAZE
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)