http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/146085581633076302_XeTIze0X_b.jpg
Okay, I'll stop.
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
you know there is a vegan mayo substitute called AMAZINNAISE. this maybe belongs in semantics c/d though.
I think one of the things that makes people adding mayonnaise to things so distressing is how shiny it is. like it glistens. other stuff is shiny, too, but it's usually a pristine, status shine, like mozzarella. it's not cheap weird coruscating congealy spiciness in a jar, like mayo.
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Shininess in a jar, sorry. I'm not referring to chilli'd mayo.
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/may/12/cook-perfect-chilli-con-carne
ok there are some problems on your island
― j., Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
vegenaise actually surprisingly good xp
― clouds, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
alfred, your first ad – the 'makes ends meet in spite of it all' is untentional bathos for the ages
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
what in god's name, j.
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
In these islands, "chilli con carney" (which always makes me think of those ineffably cool, invariably grizzled men who operated the Waltzers of my youth) is traditionally served bursting out of microwaved baked potatoes, or in a neat pile atop a ring of basmati rice, like so much minced meat curry. Kidney beans and copious amounts of cayenne obligatory.
I'll just say it: there is nothing wrong with putting a little Marmite in chilli
― kinder, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
Would never think of having mayo with it though, sorry SM
― kinder, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
Odd to me, the maelstrom of passions stirred by mayonaise. I would have to poke the Search engine a while to be sure, but I believe ilx has already generated this exact same tempest once before. And don't even get us started on salting food before you've tasted it!
― Aimless, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
it is overblown! caused by provocateurs who do not represent the people
― j., Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of a maelstrom:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/6837093054/in/pool-789063@N20/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
microwave flank steak, good god
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
Alfred if you've never seen these Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974 you should take a look through them: http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/czarina.html
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
AGITATORS
this thread & the actual mayo thread are not enough mayo discussions. need to invade other threads with important mayonnaise arguments
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, September 23, 2012 12:47 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― j., Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
This is going to start some kind of war, but it's delicious.
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pork-recipes/green-chilli
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
omigod!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenhsparky/6963845673/in/pool-789063@N20/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
Pork strawberries simon!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenhsparky/6805044938/in/pool-789063@N20/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
aww j. don't make fun of felicity cloake
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
unless i skimmed over the bit where she goes 'and then add mayonnaise', then go ahead
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
hey it's your island, you do what you want, i'm just sayin, don't disseminate lies and confusion in the world at large
― j., Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw i have never been served chili, in a pub, with mayo
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
although if you're eating chili in a pub you've done something wrong already
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
i did once get served a portion of 'nachos' which consisted of:
a packet of blue flavour doritos, microwaved with grated, strong cheddar,with, on the side, that gloopy and unavoidable 'thai' sweet chilli sauce,and, yes, mayonnaise
i'm still not sure whether i was being trolled
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
honestly the best part of those nachos is "blue flavour doritos"
hope you took a picture
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of pictures:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbcurio/6316974272/in/pool-789063@N20/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
honestly if that savory pie filling is any good, that dish is probably delicious
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
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― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
all it needs is hot mayo
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
let's not go crazy
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
This flickr stream is incredible but it's also turned my stomach in ways I didn't expect.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, curses on Jamie Oliver for using green bell peppers in that recipe. Back when my wife and I did any entertaining at all, one of our go-to spreads was the 3-chili party: red with beef, "white" with chicken and green chilies (roasted Anaheim), and vegetarian with black beans. Plus cornbread and the usual go-withs. No mayo.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Which is hated worst: mayo or ketchup? (<-- I may have misquoted the exact thread title there, but you get the idea.)
― Aimless, Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
One more:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenhsparky/5205839123/in/pool-760327@N22/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
I will make the 'white' chicken chilli, that sounds amazing - plus I have a bunch of green poblanos just sitting here, WAITING to go in something like that (my market farmer grows/sells them so I take LOADS home; my next trick will be getting him to grow/stock padrones).
Mayo mixed with chilli sauce (especially the sweet Thai stuff) is an awesome thing.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit Alfred
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
unholy shit more like
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
What these recipes have in common: hardboiled eggs used in the unlikeliest of combinations, goopy sauces, green peppers for color, and a reluctance to, like, leave tasty things alone.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Had this for dinner, with chickpea rice. No mayo.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/sep/23/baked-chicken-tomatoes-olives-recipe-nigel-slater
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Suzy, I forgot to mention, though it's probably obvious -- great northerns or some other white bean in that "white" chili.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
Don't you realize that chilli is a portmanteau of "chilled chili" and is a delicious frosty staple of British pub food
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
delicious frosted staples in British pub food
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
Mayo in chilli sounds pretty gross to me but UK has the US beat at mustard, relish and brown sauce so I trust them when it comes to these innovations
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
Off topic challop but there is no finer steak sauce than HP so you Americans should ease up on the old rivalries and take a moment to reflect
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
no
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
it's more of a bacon sandwich sauce
― human centipede hz (thomp), Sunday, 23 September 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
bacon sandwiches, sausages, BLTs, steaks
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
uk definitely has some game when it comes to slathering
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
Either way it is the finest steak sauce, second only to bechamel. "Hickory flavoured ketchup with prominently displayed cow horns on the label" is a distant third and "A-1" a.k.a. imitation HP is a fourth
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link