Ugly Cars: A Picture Thread

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don't know why keene and subaru haven't done cross-promotion yet.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

Saab was acquired by GM but didn't want to work within GM's budget constraints, so GM said "oh yeah? well fuck you."

Clarkson and May had a bittersweet goodbye to Saab on a Top Gear segment last year, and quoted someone saying something like "nobody knows why Saabs cost so much until they crash one."

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

if you live in western mass long enough you will wear keene shoes and you will drive a subaru. its creeps up on you...

― scott seward, Saturday, September 22, 2012 4:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vermont and western mass exits upon a continuum for sure

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

in that they are both extremely sexy places, of course

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

hanging out in my extremely sexy keen shoes while driving my incredibly sexy subaru, nbd

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, vermont is right up the street. same vibe. new hampshire is another kettle of fish.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

I know someone already posted one of these upthread, but the ugliness of the Nissan Jouke cannot be overstated:
http://www.wricmumbai.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/White-Nissan-Juke.jpg

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

good god

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

i got nothing bad to say about subarus. they last forever and they can take a new england winter no problem.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

wow. Does that Nissan exist stateside?

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

when did car companies stsrt hiring sneaker designers to make their cars?

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

i've seen deep sea fish with a set of false eyes like that iirc

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, quite a few people around Atlanta have actually bought them. Fuck if I know why.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

"eyes up here fella"

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

It's right up there with the Cube for most hideous Nissan.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QWWoD.jpg

everyone will say who is that cool dude

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

cries

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

This is what it looks like from the reverse:
http://gradecars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Nissan-Juke.jpg

It's like someone left an Aztek out in the sun and it melted a little bit.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.scionlife.com/scion/xb/scionbb.jpg

presenting a box what scrapes along the ground

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

that orange car looks like a rejected transformer

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

omg that Scion is HIDEOUS

xp the orange one

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7eLBL.jpg

do u like experimental trip hop

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Two different people in my apartments have those Scion box things.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

That Saab in the grass with the 70s couple is fucking lush.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Some cunt in one of those stupid Cube Nissans cut me up on my bike earlier his year and I just stopped and laffed at him.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

dj spooky lx

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

haah of course i was exactly thinking of dj spooky

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

I wld drive a boxion

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

no dude no

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

The original Scion xB (the boxy one they ruined by softening the boxiness and widening the wheelbase) is surprisingly nice to drive.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

well obv I would first need to buy a baseball cap and wear it backwards

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

get some dragon decals

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

well maybe then

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

decepticons

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

not autobots

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know what to make of that orange Scion. It's like the ZZ Top car if the goal was not to pick up hot women.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg152/scaled.php?server=152&filename=findingnemocredits6nf.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

i think pixar deserves some blame for the anthropomorphic trunks, yes.

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3gLOn.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

Is that an audi

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

me your friend smiley...

http://media.caranddriver.com/images/11q3/417866/2012-maserati-granturismo-mc-photo-417873-s-1280x782.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

did someone say they wanted to pay a LOT of money for an ugly car?

http://wegotrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2012-Rolls-Royce-Ghost-Gold-Edition-WeGotRides.com-3-1.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

well hello

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

so the price we pay for "living in the future" is rounded corners & no straight lines ever

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

That's got Rick Ross written all over it.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

v handsome paint job/golden stuff

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

the fuck is that thing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

exactly.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

this was kinda the coolest thing i've seen all year and it wasn't a car. i mean it did actually look pretty sci-fi on the street. never even heard of the company that made it. so that made it seem even more futuristic.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/523455_10151801851622137_628098425_n.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)


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