Ugly Cars: A Picture Thread

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actual size!

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

i had a friend in high school and his family was all toyota. corolla, cressida, mr2. in the 80's. we loved doing drugs in those cars anyway.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

my family had an 84 iirc camery that looked a lot like that

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

"why are you only driving 10 mph above the speed limit in the slow lane???"

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll97/Chaim_Ertl/Geneva%202010/AudiA1AngryFace.jpg

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

oh audi why u go angry eyes, why

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

car gills in the 90s, yuck.

xp lol *hood bursts blood vessel*

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

my friend maggie's family always bought new saabs in the 80's. they looked cool. saabs do not look cool anymore. there was one outside my store today and i thought it was a toyota.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

ragh our neighbor has a new audi station wagon that he parks in front of our house & keeps in a car cover, it's all I can do not to key that fucking thing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

theres no such thing even as saab anymore rip

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

yeah wtf happened to saabs, I used to like them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

80s saabs were super dope, unique, look like an orca

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

sabb got bought by gm is what happened fwiw

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

????

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/SAAB_AERO_X_Front_and_left_side.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

and then folded during the gov bailout

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

penismobile

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

lol@ those five people, they look like they're witnessing a crime scene

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

connecticut in the 80's:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nes1M2chItE/T2J_csrcRRI/AAAAAAAACdw/n4EeSgQvmy8/s1600/1984+Saab+900+(1).jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

das what im talking abt

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

saabs used to be everywhere in vermont now its all subarus

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I know its lame cuz it was the star of an anime but I still like the ae86

http://i.imgur.com/UGoPN.jpg

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

just superbadass

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_szY6czURhx0/S9q_gtobkAI/AAAAAAAAArs/cyPHTmS-WPk/s1600/Saab-Sonett_III_1970_1024x768_wallpaper_03.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

if you live in western mass long enough you will wear keene shoes and you will drive a subaru. its creeps up on you...

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

don't know why keene and subaru haven't done cross-promotion yet.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

Saab was acquired by GM but didn't want to work within GM's budget constraints, so GM said "oh yeah? well fuck you."

Clarkson and May had a bittersweet goodbye to Saab on a Top Gear segment last year, and quoted someone saying something like "nobody knows why Saabs cost so much until they crash one."

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

if you live in western mass long enough you will wear keene shoes and you will drive a subaru. its creeps up on you...

― scott seward, Saturday, September 22, 2012 4:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vermont and western mass exits upon a continuum for sure

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

in that they are both extremely sexy places, of course

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

hanging out in my extremely sexy keen shoes while driving my incredibly sexy subaru, nbd

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, vermont is right up the street. same vibe. new hampshire is another kettle of fish.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

I know someone already posted one of these upthread, but the ugliness of the Nissan Jouke cannot be overstated:
http://www.wricmumbai.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/White-Nissan-Juke.jpg

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

good god

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

i got nothing bad to say about subarus. they last forever and they can take a new england winter no problem.

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

wow. Does that Nissan exist stateside?

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

when did car companies stsrt hiring sneaker designers to make their cars?

scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

i've seen deep sea fish with a set of false eyes like that iirc

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, quite a few people around Atlanta have actually bought them. Fuck if I know why.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

"eyes up here fella"

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

It's right up there with the Cube for most hideous Nissan.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QWWoD.jpg

everyone will say who is that cool dude

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

cries

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

This is what it looks like from the reverse:
http://gradecars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Nissan-Juke.jpg

It's like someone left an Aztek out in the sun and it melted a little bit.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.scionlife.com/scion/xb/scionbb.jpg

presenting a box what scrapes along the ground

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

that orange car looks like a rejected transformer

omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

omg that Scion is HIDEOUS

xp the orange one

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7eLBL.jpg

do u like experimental trip hop

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Two different people in my apartments have those Scion box things.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

That Saab in the grass with the 70s couple is fucking lush.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Some cunt in one of those stupid Cube Nissans cut me up on my bike earlier his year and I just stopped and laffed at him.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

dj spooky lx

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

haah of course i was exactly thinking of dj spooky

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

I wld drive a boxion

barthes simpson, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)


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