The Howard Stern Thread

how bout comin up here and gettin topless? any problem with that?

Forget these wives...let's f some whores!

http://www.siriusxm.com/freetrial?campaign=CHEVY1YR

Is working right now for a free year, works on phone and online.

the sour shoes appearance was wonderful and sad. lisa g made him orgasm by touching his shoulders. he talked about going to gary's dad's funeral. wound up hanzi with a gary impression. he explained that he got hit by a fastball when he was a kid and started having "weird thoughts" after. but he seems superficially pretty normal. he's fit in well, riffing on lines from howard. and it's cool to hear howard's genuine fascination with him. i dunno.

calstars, your thoughts?

sour shoes was funnier and faster than shuli, for sure. shuli has a history of bringing the show to a grinding halt (see: shuli getting emotional after artie refers to the killers of comedy as the "hackpack").

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7Nxd6jm28

As far as I can tell, Sour is on the autistic spectrum somewhere, evidenced by his difficulty with interaction (voices, never having had a relationship), his ability to recall facts, and musical talent. He also said he works at a place called 'Autism Speaks.' And on the top of one of his keyboard he had a Thomas the Tank toy, a favorite of children on the spectrum.

The JD/Jason fight (Howard TV version) was so hard to watch. JD has gained weight and looks stressed out.

oh my god Steve I'm really busy can I call you right back?

Watching that Artie/Shuli clip just reminds me of how much Artie brought to the show.

Sour Shoes is kinda Chillwave

because keyboards and soft rock?

I think so, the fuzziness of cheap gear and the ramdom way that he slows down in the middle of a song or changes suddenly to another, maybe it's more Ariel Pink.

Why the hell is Shuli sitting in the chair? He doesn't belong there.

i never got benjy and he brings next to nothing to the table as an on-air personality (hard to judge his talents as a writer, since a lot is done behind the scenes, right? so, i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt). shuli just doesn't get the rhythm of the show, has a grating personality, isn't quick on his feet on-air, and his voice annoys me.

is robin back in the studio for the recent shows?

i can watch artie ripping shuli in that clip over and
over and over
and over
again.

he claims, "i've been doing standup for 13 years." :(

"wow, shuli's like a chick."

Robin is still home and there was a great moment from 10/31 when Robin screamed at Richard I WAS HERE A WEEK AFTER A 12 HOUR OPERATION

see, that's why i wondered. she kept talking about being there....

same show, i think, howard was talking about how he had gotten an isdn line ready to do the show during the storm, just in case. how about this? let everyone stay at home. conference call it.

ISDN would work fine I think. I was lucky enough to hear their live test, about 5 years ago, around 7 or 8 at night. Everyone was on, even Artie. Sounded just like the regular show.

i just got in my car to buy a tin and some spinach dip and heard a few minutes of the replay... ahhhhh, sour shoes BACK.

Sour is so awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgtYsRUKO2U

The Wrap Up show is just too short, it's often much better than the actual show, the JD/Jason situation and the fallout from the What Annoys You Most About Howard game, for instance.

i hate gary on the radio. i hate when he runs into the studio to ask a guest some useless fucking question. i hate the lame jokes about him. i hate his voice on the dumb microphone in his office. i hate jon hein. i hate any show that allows steve brandano to broadcast his voice. i hate the black keys.

but i love hearing jd.

and i still listen to the wrap up show. but that's where i draw the line. no intern show or back room radio or whatever the hell they've got now.

http://www.youtube.com/user/IWantYouToGoToJail

lots of howard tv clipx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3elM-yPldQ

Heh, the only person that drives me crazy is Scott DePace, mostly the fact that he's a total dummy.

"My professional life is a noine, but my personal life's a two ."

The video to his ex?

yes, the babapology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xij1cfhyj48

i can't get enough of sour shoes doing gary, riffing on his playlist song intros, his noines, referencing obscure promotional events from the late-80s.

Howard peeing in the bathroom on Monday - trying to follow the caller's advice on how to get rid of the dribble - with the remote mic was pretty funny.

XP - Gary's 'real quick' = genius

i missed the dribble! first hour was pretty slow.

i seriously just watched the stuttering john vs. cabbie fight for the first time.

i knew the outcome and i think i listened to the audio. but what a great fight. no matter what john is up to now, i hope he's doing okay. (and i think he's like a fake writer for leno, still... so good luck with that)

dribbling was during the news, out of nowhere

Nice move going to ETM when discussing possible replacements for the kid on Two and a Half Men.

okay my favorite thing this week was coming out of a tradio call, playing "legs" and hitting the post, then doing drops for every radio station ever. "southern new england's best rock. come on, everybody. 24 days until the world ends. let's try to give some tickets away. YEAHHH comin at you. i'm johnny dark."

http://www.teddwebb.com/showcase/where_are_they_now/johnny_dark.html

great bill hicks interview from oct 93
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mZsn__pgbM

Does anybody know a decent t0rr3nt site where I could get some other 101 shows like the back office radio show? Now d3m0n0id is gone I'm a little lost.

i would love a torrent source of the embedded show with medicated pete.

can't get enough medicated pete.

who else is excited for the beautiful penis contest?

black on black is worth checking out, too, if you've ever wanted to hear king of all blacks sing bobby womack.

Does anybody know a decent t0rr3nt site where I could get some other 101 shows like the back office radio show? Now d3m0n0id is gone I'm a little lost.

― MaresNest, Sunday, December 2, 2012 12:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two great interviews from this week. they both start out normally and gradually you find out 1) dave attell hasn't gotten laid in a year and spends "night and day" working on a vintage porn show, watching porn all day and jerking off ~3 times a day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GJr1LCJ6K0, and 2) fred armisen is a horrible boyfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXI6gkoRzwg

I think Marianne was right -- Lisa G's book should have been called 'Cookie Ho'

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CrgeqAuTL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

Ick.

Just had a quick look on Amazon, true to form the SFN types are brutal in the reviews section.

What's the show like at the minute? I've been listening to the odd one, maybe once a month, just checking in. It still seems so dry without another comedian in the room. I might not ever click back in, is Robin still broadcasting from home/ill?

It is pretty great that it has only sold 28 copies in June on Amazon so far. I can't stand her.