Ugly Cars: A Picture Thread

sweet thread

wondering how this post went uncommented upon

Thank you, Mazda, for not even bothering to market that car in America.

Although, my favorite car I've ever had was a 323 Wagon that looked something like this:

http://i38.tinypic.com/2u89ys1.jpg

...except it wasn't beat all to hell, had alloy wheels and a sunroof.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, December 5, 2008 12:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol tinypic has a nasty habit of purging images and then reassigning the old names to newly uploaded images.

theyre looking at you like alloy wheels and a sunroof, thats right buddy

hahah

BMW 600

This is what a Bimmer looked like in 1959:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/BMW_600_Rear.jpg

Not sure which is worse: how hideous it looked, or the contortions necessary just to get in the thing:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/BMW_600%2C_p2.jpg/800px-BMW_600%2C_p2.jpg

1976 Chevrolet Monte Carlo. Lest anyone miss it otherwise, let's use a second paint color to further accentuate the misshapen lump on the fenders

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/7219885664_c7a8e18b21_c-e1339616767443.jpg

Apparently any BMW 'X' model is a fugly bulbous SUV wannabe. All SUVs are gross but these really offend me.

http://turboteka.pl/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Futur-BMW-X-X2-X4-de-2013-a-2015.jpg

http://www.autoindiaforum.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bmw-x6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1xxUl.jpg

^^very 'mad max'

i just don't like them.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/06-08_Chrysler_PT_Cruiser.jpg

they are dreadful, yes

i hate prowlers too

http://www.madwhips.com/upload/images/2001_chrysler_prowler_2.JPG

pixar cars are popular. they should have cute cartoon voices for the kids.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L8gAFIQuscc/TuuQUF87-ZI/AAAAAAAGH_M/m-L6dA16P5I/s1600/LANCIA-YPSILON.jpg

we are actually thinking about getting one of these. for the store (hauling records) and for hauling kids. ford transit connect. catchy name!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Ford_Transit_Connect_front_20080110.jpg

blue ones look better i think. they can hold a lot. but they aren't gigantic. i don't like driving gigantic things.

http://www.djc.com/stories/images/20090217/2010_Ford_Transit_Connect_best_big.jpg

Any hatchbacks with SUV pretensions are gross, actually, from Nissan to Porsche

http://www.centralcontracts.com/news/wp-content/uploads/nissan-juke-2.png

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wHbnh8S5slQ/TsID6nFsNzI/AAAAAAAAACE/rYuh-WWj8Bw/s1600/porsche-cayenne-images.jpg

WTH is it about those Nissan mini-SUVs that causes them to be owned by the most lazy wankers imaginable? A couple of weeks ago I was walking past the corner shop when one pulled up outside, and a fairly young guy got out and went into the shop. I kept walking down the road, and a couple of minutes later I was passing the office of a small ad exec/marketing, when this same Nissan came up and parked in one of the spaces out front. Same guy gets out, and for a second he looked at me before scurrying sheepishly inside. I didn't say anything, but I suppose I did have a look on my face that said "WTF? why didn't you just walk?"

Wouldn't be surprised to see them well represented on youparklikeacunt.com

I internally (and externally to my gf) refer to hatchback-turned-SUV drivers collectively as "Muranos". Especially when they zoom by on the right when traffic is backed up and then wedge their way back in.

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/12/18/mini-suv-rendering_5965.jpg

1970s ford interiors give me the creeps
http://www.use.com/media/2010/0923/905381/p_006.jpg

I internally (and externally to my gf) refer to hatchback-turned-SUV drivers collectively as "Muranos". Especially when they zoom by on the right when traffic is backed up and then wedge their way back in.

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, September 22, 2012 7:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i call them cayennes.

all cadillac of the past 10 years owns this thread.

the hatchback suvs are called crossovers an fwiw theyre totally just tall cars, theyre built on car frames as opposed to suvs which are built on truck frames

http://www.themotleycruisers.com/images/AndyFiero84.jpg

they're annoying. that over-stuffed thing. subconsciously they make me think of bloated consumer culture or something radical like that. like a car that ate too much on thanksgiving.

taking a nap between drives

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/itsbudda/TurboBaron/101_0114-1.jpg

x-post

1994 oldsmobile achieva

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/01/12/10/14/1994_oldsmobile_achieva_4_dr_s_sedan-pic-7324.jpeg

I like the looks of the last three cars posted itt

is there anything from the 80's that everyone thought was hideous and now people think its kinda funky/cool? and will this ever happen to anything from the 90's? cuz obviously there are 70's and 60's things like that. belated AMC love and all that.

1993 chevy lumina eurosport coupe, tomato red. i had this exact car.

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/01/28/00/44/1993_chevrolet_lumina_2_dr_euro_coupe-pic-49759.jpeg

it was embarrassingly red

The Stutz Blackhawk. Italian design, 70s GM mechanics. Elvis had 3.

http://www.coupe-desire.com/pictures/4/485//Stutz_Blackhawk_9.jpg

lol at "achieva"

I miss promo pictures of cars softly lit

http://m.cdn.blog.hu/mb/mbybk/image/Herr%20Tschik/e500/w124%20autowp.ru_mercedes-benz_e500_limited_2.jpg

i kinda love the amc eagle, it is not exactly pretty tho, proto donk

http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/03/11/eagle1_2.jpg

cars with angry headlights crack me up. "outta my way!"

http://thewallpapers.narod.ru/archive02/free-desktop-wallpaper-bmw-5-series-2003-1024x768.jpg

so lame when things go fierce, nfl logos, headlights, etc

i love it when the driver's face mimics the expression his or her car is making though. which is usually the case with angry headlight cars.

I still maintain that cars looked much better before scientists discovered wind tunnels

truthiest of truth bombs

ya you dont just accidentally end up w/angry headlights xp

all cars are ugly these days, it's true. the ones that try to be the most stylish seem to end up being the ugliest.

PT cruiser OTM, hate that car.

my car is v beautiful

my cars are ugly. look away.

what's with stage platform grills, is that a wind tunnel thing too i wonder? all new cars look like flash websites basically.

dodge magnums are pretty ugly but i secretly shamefully kind of like them.

i would hate drive one

its not just windtunnels its the technology to easily make car bodies into any old shape that has really just given designers way too many option