Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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jiminy jillickers!

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."

^^ i'm into the failed bloefeld with his eyebrow raised vibe here

gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

i have to go with "let's kick some ice!"

Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of George Clooney, he and Renee Zellweger came to the theater I used to work at on Wednesday for a special screening of "Leatherheads" (he filmed it here in Greenville, SC).

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

if i had had the chance to attend i so would've yelled a B&R line at him

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

man I remember my housemate bringing home the script of this movie (she was doing editing for it) and the many roflz it provided. I never actually saw the finished film tho.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

not even scientifically accurate:(

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

xp: Leatherheads badly needs some of these Mr Freeze lines

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

all these lines remind me of the 30 rock "ITS SO GREAT WE CAN WRITE WHILE WERE ON COKE" bit

max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Clooney as Bats is such horrible horrible miscasting.

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

clooney as freeze, arnold as bats.

ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm Baaatmaaan! Arrrrrggg!!" (Does bonkers eye thing)

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

exactly what brilliant skills are needed for a "good" Batman, fanboys?

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

watching the youtube clip of "highlights" i realized i had totally forgotten about the BATMAN CREDIT CARD

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Never leave the cave without it"

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, March 28, 2008 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol u old

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

thread of the year

J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

taxi driver was written on coke

deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

"Ice to see you!"

J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

definitely "ice to see you" cause mcbain says it too

69, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

"you're not taking ME to ze COOLER" was is still a hilarious stoned catchphrase amongst my friends for about a year after this film came out.

ENBB, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for

Won an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind, too.

jaymc, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

YOU HAVE ELEVEN MINUTES TO THAW A BIRD?

nickalicious, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

"Ice to see you, to see you..."
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41646000/jpg/_41646672_bruce.jpg
"ICE!!!"

snoball, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Follow the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom."

lou, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hey the thaw a bird vote is going to be split, you have two thaw a bird options!

nickalicious, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia

lol, repeat often: Radner/Aykroyd vs Nealon/Meadows

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

meadows >>>> aykroyd

and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Gilda Radner's cool but it's not like she's the GOAT

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Meadows was pretty funny in Walk Hard

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

snl's best era is whenever you were 12 years old

s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

^ the new cash sitta

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

I gotta say - I got the first season of SNL DVDs as a gift (totally unasked for, I might add) and was watching them and uh, the lolz are pretty few and far between. Chevy Chase is actually consistently the funniest. If anything makes watching it worthwhile, its the musical performances.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

yer right, Canadian, it was best when it wasn't on the air yet and Aykroyd was at Second City

(Shakey, the 2nd season is better)

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

snl's best era is whenever you were 12 years old

-- s1ocki, Friday, March 28, 2008 6:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^

latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah s1ocki otm

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

actually funniest thing in the first season is Paul Simon beating Connie Hawkins in one-on-one

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry but I think Kevin Nealon is way funnier than Gilda Radner.

nickalicious, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Although now that I think about it I probably mean Doug from Weeds Kevin Nealon rather than SNL Kevin Nealon.

nickalicious, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

morbs, does 30 Rock register on your hate scale?

Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

I've never seen 30 Rock.

we are not talking about post-SNL movies, stoner idiots.

also what kind of hippie parents let kids stay up til 1 a.m.? No wonder you think bad Batman movies are comedy gold.

Paul Simon beating Connie Hawkins in one-on-one

This was the first SNL I watched.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

12-year-old kids, I mean

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

who mentioned SNL movies?

Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

first SNL I saw was when I was 12-13 and it was re-runs shown during the day

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

i grew up w/my dad sitting me down to watch the chevy chase/steve martin best ofs

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

xp: ok nickalish said Weeds, non-SNL project.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

I get it, whatever original-cast SNL archives you watched when you were 12 was the best.

(and yes, SCTV was better)

Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

also what kind of hippie parents let kids stay up til 1 a.m.?

It's midnight central time. Also, the first SNL I remember watching all the way through was with my parents on NYE 1988 (I was 9), which was mildly embarrassing since it contained the infamous "nude beach" sketch with Matthew Broderick.

I did started watching it regularly at age 12, though. Kids in 7th grade would definitely talk about SNL skits on the bus or in homeroom on Monday morning.

jaymc, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

stop it you dumbshits

max, Friday, 28 March 2008 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)

"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)

Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)

The last great Batman movie :(

pariah newsletter (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:30 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...
eight months pass...

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:56 (nine years ago)

cool party robbed

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)

awesome spread of votes though

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

get well soon!

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (eight years ago)

Get to the doctah!

how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:16 (eight years ago)

When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line

Vinnie, Saturday, 31 March 2018 04:27 (eight years ago)

this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 March 2018 14:24 (eight years ago)


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