Symmetry required it: 2012 american general election thread #2

wow that ad must've literally required 5% effort on the parts of all involved

wau

i was certain that was an SNL sketch or something

Not 47%?

lmao at bieber haired children at the end
ur kids can still have fashionable hair and be brought up by drooling bigots USA USA USA

That is totally the change he voted for!

the husband in that ad looks scared for a second that his wife knows that he's gay. then he recovers and disapproves of obama's radical agenda.

That ad is so good. Shot worth puzzling over: the close-up of the coffee cup being set on the counter at 0:04. I do have to wonder whether Obama will be able to get his forced-gay-marriage legislation through congress.

The close-up of the coffee-cup is in a beam of sunlight that's disappeared 0.01 seconds later.

xp yeah that's what I was trying to say, scott.

I wish there were a nod to Godard: woman looks down, overhead close-up of the coffee, all the little bubbles configure themselves into a cosmos of gay people getting married.

Hahaha that ad

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mandm4ms4L1rncbh7o1_500.jpg

someone posted this on tumblr with the caption "NOT photoshopped: Mitt Romney darkens his face to address Hispanic and Latino Univision audience."

idk what to believe anymore

the husband in that ad looks scared for a second that his wife knows that he's gay. then he recovers and disapproves of obama's radical agenda.

Ha, yes.

Now Romney is saying his campaign is about the 100 percent. Hoo boy.

100% too late

He should use the Sonic Youth song at campaign rallies.

or do his "women voters only" strip routine to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L1zqyUwefs

Wow. How inept! Why, instead of going in a tooootally different direction, would you pointedly draw focus to the thing which has likely hobbled your campaign? "What's that 100% thing in reference to again? Ohhh yeaaaah..."

First of all, this is a campaign about the 100 percent. And in the last several years you've seen greater divisiveness in this country.

Yeah, like when politicians divide up the electorate into the people they care about and the needy, handout-seeking unwashed wastrels!

Speculation that the leaked Romney "47%" video was filmed by a bartender hired to work the event:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/09/so-who-filmed-romneys-47-tape/57008/

ya certainly looks like it was filmed from the bar

http://img.poptower.com/pic-23630/adam-scott.jpg?d=600

"We are the 100%" has a nice ring to it. Inclusive.

we are the 110%

I just watched that campaign ad. I'm totally going to Utah to riot now.

We are the 100% of what's left when you cut out the 47%.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2012/09/20/state_of_the_race_part_2_why_romney_wins_115513.html

Right-leaning prognosticator with predictions on how Romney can win--

ha in the state of the race part one his argument that romney was gonna win was basically all the polls are wrong

4) Romney actually has led -- you just couldn’t see it.

hahahaha wait

No More Mr. Nice Guy!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/romneys-new-strategy-turns-right

did you guys see who uploaded that "new morning" ad? super lol:

Published on Aug 27, 2012 by GaryLBauer

GrizzlyLeBauer

http://i.imgur.com/XBb5L.png

heh

obama fundraising emails gettin a little snotty & aggressive. NAGL, dudes.

I get like 3 of those a day, it seems like, so I've long since started just deleting them without reading them.

i dont understad why you all agree to receive these emails

otm

I don't know to be honest. I guess I feel like I'm doing my part for the campaign by deleting those emails every day.

hey i just love getting emails from Beyonce and SJP

So that "New Morning" couple voted for change (Obama) and are having buyer's remorse only now, because of something she read about gay marriage in the paper today?

she knew she might have to give a little more in taxes, but she didn't think she'd have to give up her husband

(i *thought* i had selected "no emails" the couple of times i donated, but i guess not)

I don't know why I started receiving Democrat campaign emails but all attempts to get them to stop failed, regardless of the amount of profanities I used. They are now spam.

i've got a fake email i typically use for stuff like this, but for some reason used my real one with NObama campaign. idk

*spam filter created*

I'm gonna start doing that New Morning wife's response with everyone now!

Hey, how's it goin'?

Me, dejectedly: fine....... I guess.........

the banality of eeeeeeeeevil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJKW7ea1oc&feature=channel&list=UL

lol dull gray - great video!

Hahah was coming here to post that.

honestly if i had to choose between showing that video and the 47% video to show someone claiming they were voting for romney, i'd choose this