http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macxh1aWpm1qkt6yoo1_500.pnglast comment explains so much...
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
omgggg
― goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
ha jesus
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-an-auctioneer-revealing-he-was-molested-as-a-c,29601/
― goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
damn, that is DARK
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
Something that actually looks like it's from The Onion:http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/09/27/benjamin_netanyahu_AP800809689368_fullwidth_620x350.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
lolbibi
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
glad to see that Israel's christmas ornament sale fundraiser has almost met its goal
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
front page of the NYT that one
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/textingwhilefielding-causes-record-number-of-outfi,29735/
lol @ last line
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 30 September 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
Argh - the 'you have reached your limit' message now comes up in incognito mode in Chrome.
― ljubljana, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw there's no article limit ON IPHONE
― caek, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
a well-timed click of the stop loading button can get you the article but not the subscription overlay.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
If you're reading it that much, pay them.
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 14 October 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
doesn't seem that much - 5 clicks through Infographic and the like...
― ljubljana, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
this just made me lose my fucking mind.http://www.theonion.com/video/nauseatingly-precious-nyc-couples-to-walk-around-i,29751/
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 October 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha that was awesome!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 18 October 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
Onion TV has a new Ted Talk spoof. Didn't think the first one was that funny. Meanwhile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cwxl_-DHqKo
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
I'm also fond of the lake dredge appraisal program
and this is also good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwQns6vGfj4&feature=relmfu
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/okay-lets-cut-to-the-chasewhich-people-do-i-know-w,29937/
― sktsh, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man !
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onion-endorses-john-edwards-for-president,29989/
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mother-mary-was-essentially-raped-mourdock-says-wh,30083/
'Mother Mary Was Essentially Raped,' Mourdock Says While Digging Self Into Deeper HoleOCTOBER 24, 2012 | ISSUE 48•43 | MORE NEWS IN BRIEF
...At press time, multiple male Senate candidates in their 60s remained divided between those who believe pregnancies resulting from rape are biologically impossible and those who believe they are the divine will of God.
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/blown-opportunity,30439/
― paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
FRIEND-LESSNAGS
― goole, Monday, 19 November 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
5-Hour Energy CEO: Deaths Just Collateral Damage In War On That 2:30 Feeling
― paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently this one - 8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet - has the morons over at Beetbort.com crying anti-Semitism.
That’s the ticket, Onion. Buy into the “plight” of the Palestinians and ignore the fact that Hamas started the violence, that Hamas has fired on Israeli cities, that there are strong rumors that Hamas now has chemical weapons it can launch. Ignore the fact that Hamas deliberately places its rocket sites in civilian areas in an attempt to force Israel to kill civilians for left wing media consumption. Ignore that Hamas deliberately targets civilians while Israel takes great care not to.Here’s one for you, Onion:As their print version dried up with the last issue on November 1, 2012, the Onion, the celebrated satirical publication, decided to sell out to anti-Semitic propagandizing. “We noticed that Jews are becoming an easy target for vilification,” explained the editor, “and we just couldn’t resist the impulse to jump on the bandwagon. I mean, look at history; some of the most successful publications in history, like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, vilified the Jews too.”
Here’s one for you, Onion:
As their print version dried up with the last issue on November 1, 2012, the Onion, the celebrated satirical publication, decided to sell out to anti-Semitic propagandizing. “We noticed that Jews are becoming an easy target for vilification,” explained the editor, “and we just couldn’t resist the impulse to jump on the bandwagon. I mean, look at history; some of the most successful publications in history, like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, vilified the Jews too.”
Make sure to read the comments, they're a gem!
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/28/world/asia/chinese-news-site-cites-onion-piece-on-kim-jong-un.html
When Mr. Tracy was asked Tuesday whether he had any concerns that the misinterpretation of these articles could provoke international incidents, he said, “The Onion fully intends to provoke international incidents.”
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
Mr. Tracy added that The Onion had issued a formal statement. “We are pleased that one of our many fine Communist subsidiaries, the People’s Daily in China, has received accolades for its coverage of our Sexiest Man Alive announcement,” the statement said. “The People’s Daily has served as one of The Onion’s Far East bureaus for quite some time, and I believe their reportage as of late has been uncommonly fine, as well as politically astute.”People’s Daily could not be reached for comment on Tuesday night.
People’s Daily could not be reached for comment on Tuesday night.
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/slideshow-the-9-most-scandalous-rihanna-photos,30516/i admit it; i clicked thru all
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
i clicked through half and then they wanted me to register
― abanana, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/?ref=auto
― ledge, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
omg
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck Everything, Nation Reports
Right To Own Handheld Device That Shoots Deadly Metal Pellets At High Speed Worth All Of This
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 14 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
Feels like they had that written and ready to go huh
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 December 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
Rihanna thing was nonsensical to the point of inanity yet hilariously on the nose
― Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 15 December 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
click click click click
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 December 2012 06:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-it-okay-to-spend-rest-of-day-curled-in-feta,30741/
Report: It Okay To Spend Rest Of Day Curled In Fetal Position Under Desk
December 14, 2012 | ISSUE 48•50 | More News in Brief
WASHINGTON—Following reports of a mass shooting at a Connecticut elementary school that left 20 children dead, sources just confirmed that it is totally fine to spend the entire rest of today curled up in the fetal position underneath your desk. Early reports also indicated that sitting on the floor while holding your knees to your chest and slowly rocking back and forth is not only acceptable, but, sources said, absolutely understandable. According to officials, it is furthermore fully okay should you want to simply stare at nothing in particular for several minutes in total silence, get under the covers of your bed and bury your face in a pillow, or weep uncontrollably with your head in your hands. At press time, sources reported that you should also feel free to call your loved ones at some point in the day, if you think that will help.
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Saturday, 15 December 2012 07:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/north-korea-returns-to-normalcy-with-synchronized,27147/
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
Have they had another redesign?
― sktsh, Monday, 17 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
n korea?
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-6-best-dresses-at-the-golden-globes,30897/#slide-1
ouch
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
wow
― Neil S, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
I think of that as something they do on a regular basis?
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 10:51 (eleven years ago) link
i heard about this one just recently:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lance-armstrong-wants-to-tell-nation-something-but,17973/
check the date, damn
― goole, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sponsored-the-taliban-is-a-vibrant-and-thriving-po,30910/
― Gukbe, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Ha! That was quick.
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link