there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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I self-rejected "looks like that cunt went to Eton" as a dn earlier in the year bcs it didn't have any specific context, as such I am glad the loathsome society in which we live has apparently engineered one

― Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 06:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/557562_10150281273329959_618280345_n.jpg

This, which doesn't even work, from a guy who p much only posts when famous people die and he can be hateful about them.

― kinder, Monday, September 17, 2012 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey mo collier posted that?

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, September 17, 2012 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

<3 u shakey but i lolled

― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

you should feel ashamed that you misspelled 'appalling'!

― dayo, Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:53 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dayo.....Why should i be ashamed of miss spelling a word? I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:58 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

pretty zingy for a slave

― goole, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

very lolzy

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

This, which doesn't even work, from a guy who p much only posts when famous people die and he can be hateful about them.

hey that guy's eatin my lunch!

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

Still don't grok suzy's zing after listening to song.

― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

The prime minister's wife is presumably 'posh', as are attendees of Eton, though I think it's all-male so she didn't actually go there.

― boxall, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

And it scans very closely to the original lyrics.

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron#Education

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

the line in the banks track that leads to the chorus and that caused a metric of tonne of hullaballoo was "i guess that cunt's gettin' eaten'"

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I guess people really hate passive voice.

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

ah, I see now, vg+

― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

also, "eton" is pronounced like "eaten", something I learned a few years ago as a non-britisher

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

I know what Eton is and how to pronounce it, but it would have helped if I knew who Samantha Cameron was.

― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

mh, not a fan of the Jam ?

― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

I think I just finally started remembering what the prime minister's name is recently. Until now, it was "that dude who isn't Tony Blair anymore"

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

MW, I prefer tampons

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

tampoons

― the best Laid jams (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

(sorry, cross-thread joeks)

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html

A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …'”

Having trouble reading this w/o hearing Borat in my head, tbh.

― Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 2:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unfortunately the scarps of papyrus to either side, that read "Take" and "please..." are lost to the sands of time.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... my wife, my wife, lemme tell ya 'bout my wife

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Somewhere, squirreled away amidst centuries of arcania is a slip of papyrus advertising Jesus' set at the Chuckle Hut Jerusalem.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the other night she put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of fish (and loaves) in a barrel, but still, kudos ilx

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus sounding more and more like Woody Allen.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

Shecky Green, 13th apostle

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

now THIS is a crucifixion

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

"I can see my house from here..."

― nickn, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

"Tough crowd out here, what is this, a last supper?"

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'm dyin' up here!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

"I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says that I can't have nails enter my body at any time."

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/234030029_b948e3ef69.jpg

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Leelee Sobieski as Officer Jennifer "White House" Perry, a Marine MP veteran of the Iraq War
:O
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 3:11 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
she's... what you expect.
― Nhex, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 3:25 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cute?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 3:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kicked into a wall by Nic Cage?
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 3:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 September 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

its national talk like a pirate day fwiw my lord

Contrary to all reports, I don't live in a cave

― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 11:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do u live in a berrrrrrth

― lag∞n, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Thursday, 20 September 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

i think

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its reddit, don't try too hard. clearly most of them don't.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:27 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HARSH

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:47 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*pops zit in mirror, takes picture*

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:52 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*upvotes furiously*

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:56 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sends .0000000000000002356 bitcoins in thanks*

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:57 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*seasteads with proceeds*

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, September 20, 2012 2:06 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

Another couple of weeks and I'll have been an ex-pat for 20 years.

― Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

having a party?

― LAST DAY TO VOTE IN 80S ROCK POLL BY... (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw are you voting in the 80s rock poll? Today is the last day to vote.

― LAST DAY TO VOTE IN 80S ROCK POLL BY... (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 September 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

awwwww

― Mark G, Friday, 21 September 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

posts v much in character

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

― the best Laid jams (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like he's going to show up at my deathbed to tell me there's still time to vote in the jazz albums poll.

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 September 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

in the best way possible, he is the bicycle-riding mormon of ilx music polls

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

once in rural France my gps took me onto a dirt road alongside a river, & the road kept getting smaller & smaller until it ended in a creek

in that creek I saw an iphone floating

― Euler, Friday, September 21, 2012 7:19 AM (2 hours ago)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 September 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't think depression ran in my family until I realised denial of depression does.

Suuuuper OTM.

― Old Lunch, Friday, September 21, 2012 2:54 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needed a snare drum at the end!

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, September 21, 2012 2:55 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and the sound of a bomb going off

― the late great, Friday, September 21, 2012 3:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just cos i'm irish no need to bring terrorism into it.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, September 21, 2012 3:09 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come on man i'm iranian, i gotta bring terrorism into it

― the late great, Friday, September 21, 2012 3:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can't spell iranian without ira, so i think we're grand here.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, September 21, 2012 3:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

lolll

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

a contra-ira affair

― goole, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

nations coming together

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

top two england-hating nations in the world i believe

― max, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

over england?

― balls, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

good point well made, balls

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

top two england-hating nations, non-england division

― max, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

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