My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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They should open a Hooters that hires skinny men with mantitties and call it Manhooters.

Dooders, maybe?

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if Dooders has a corporate partner named Cooters.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

well, there's already a long-standing Seattle hamburger establishment called Dick's, so that one's out... {haha, get it, OUT?! I kill me! < /Alf>}

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

OMG now she's going on dates with a guy who is only called "J0e the Italian" who is 20 and owns his own house, wtf?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it cutty?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope so.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041022/capt.sha10610221701.china_hooters_sha106.jpg
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/food/3841747/detail.html

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hooters"

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

they should call that place "big asses"

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Boomers"?

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.a-1signs.com/CRACKER-BARREL.jpg

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

What came first? The restaurant or the euphemism?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

for tits? the euphemism

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a restaurant called Tits?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never been to Hooters, but i see some of the waitresses on the train sometimes, and they are always flat as a board. what gives?

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

where are wings in that photo?

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the cut of the shorts is such that in order to look at all presentable and not too-explicit in them (remember, they're handling food), you have to be pretty damn slim and athletic. Thus somewhat lowering the busty-pool.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no offense to flat chested land dwelling females

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't the Sultan of Brunei's son Jefri have a yacht called 'tits'?

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yes he did! he auctioned off a lot of his belongings including "tits" and several gold toilet roll holders and stuff like that. GREAT story.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You have not been to the Hollywood Hooters then.

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

As previously reported, Prince Jefri -- brother of the sultan of Brunei, an oil-rich country on the northern coast of Borneo -- has had his allowance cut by the sultan to only $300,000 a month, a punishment because Jefri had been wasting so much of the family's money. Jefri allegedly blew $15 billion in his role as the country's finance minister. Now, Jefri's vast collection of consumer goods -- some 10,000 items, including hundreds of cars, 17 airplanes and several yachts -- has been sold at auction for a total of merely $7.8 million. Among the items to go were Jefri's favored yacht, which he had named "Tits," with its twin dinghies named "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2." Until two years ago, the sultan was the world's richest man, but his fortune is believed to have shrunk to about $10 billion.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank goodness that wealth is not exclusively confined to those without a sense of humour.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

only $300,000 a month! poor guy!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

haha but this story is funnier if he picked that name for non-funny reasons!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know how funny he meant it to be. Guy sounds like an asshole.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I came to bury Prince Jefri, not to praise him!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipple 1 and Nipple 2! I thought the "Tits" part was stupid, but that totally redeems it. (I so want to party with this dude.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

How do 17 airplanes etc add up to only $7.8 million?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

gear wins everything ever

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post They don't, obv. Sold at auction for rock-bottom prices.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

we shd have got one for ilx!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone care to guess what he called the planes?...

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Fallopian Tube 1 through 17

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

mulva

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ejaculates 1-17?

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

nipples 3-19

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

cockrocket9000, cockrocket9001

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he was in earnest ppl!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nipples 3:19" sounds like a lost Bible chapter:verse.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post They don't, obv. Sold at auction for rock-bottom prices.

Still that seems exceedingly low. I mean a rock-bottom Cessna is what, $100K? And somehow I'd guess that they're nicer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine standing in the marina and wtahcing "Tits" sail proudly into port, the prince reclining on the deck, lazily picking his bellybutton fluff with a custom made diamond instrument.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

People were bringing boobies
to Jesus to have him touch them,
but the disciples rebuked them.
When Jesus saw this,
he was indignant.
He said to them,
"Let the little nipples come to me,
and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of Breasteses
belongs to such as these.
I tell you the truth,
anyone who will not receive
the nipples of the hooters
like a little child
will never come on them."

And he took the nipples
in his hands, put his lips on them
and blessed them.

Titties 10:13-16

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

RIP Biggie, you were the best

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, I kiss you.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is totally weird but I don't think I'm in the proper emotional state to keep reading about breasts. It's making me really antsy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god and now Luna and Je4nne are making out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

woo hoo!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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