there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

(that was an a+ brownie joint btw)

it was p good, tis troo

Albini, Palmer, Lowery, Lefsetz, or an NPR intern

The Traveling Wilburys 2.0

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:00 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damon lindelof should be imprisoned

― max, Monday, September 17, 2012 4:11 AM (1 hour ago)

on an island, in space, with god

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, September 17, 2012 4:14 AM (1 hour ago)

hmm strikes me that this may well be his outlook anyway

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, September 17, 2012 4:18 AM (1 hour ago)

i am feeling that carson palmer gif

can someone explain this magazine? http://acquiringman.com/magazine/

“Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women.
Others preoccupy themselves with simpler tasks such as understanding the theory of relativity.” -Albert Einstein
Understanding and knowing what women want doesn’t have to be difficult anymore.

Why?

Because I’ve partnered with some of the brightest and most insightful women on this planet, and they’re going to literally tell you everything that you need to know.

No holds barred.

― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, September 17, 2012 12:58 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THE CODE OF THE ACQUIRING MAN

TO BE A MAN OF THE HIGHEST CHARACTER

TO BE A MAN OF THE UTMOST RESPECT

TO BE A MAN WHO REVERES HONESTY

TO BE A MAN WHO IS PROUD OF WHO HE IS

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, September 17, 2012 1:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in a just world that would be an email harvester for a symbionese kidnapping ring

― goole, Monday, September 17, 2012 1:13 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

Akin family dinner:

Lulli: I ordered in Chinese for dinner, is that ok with you?
Todd: Sure thing hunbun. I could use a good meal. I was raped in the office today, absolutely raped.
Lulli: Same here. Gary came by with about the thousandth round of revisions on the interim strategy document and he raped me with his edits, it was brutal.
Todd: Can you pass the remote? I want to see if there are any shows about rape on.
*Telephone rings*
Todd: Hello?...What...? You gotta....you gotta be raping me. Unbelievable.
*Hangs up*
Todd: (muttering) you gotta be raping..this is...
Lulli: What is it?
Todd: That was the Chinese place. They're out of spring rolls.
Lulli: We're getting raped from every direction, similar to the American Revolution.
Todd: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, September 17, 2012 8:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RT @AZEALIABANKS Just met Samantha Cameron... She told me she loves 212...... *mind blown*

― lex pretend, Monday, September 17, 2012 9:02 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Looks like that cunt went to Eton..."

― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, September 17, 2012 9:22 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

wow

congrats

A+

omg

I have to admit that I only understand about 50% of EXCELSIORS

have you listened to 212

lol @ suzy but lol @ z s, too

I have to admit that I only understand about 50% of EXCELSIORS

Thanks, silby, that makes me feel better. I get quite a bit less than 50% TBH.

Todd: Can you pass the remote? I want to see if there are any shows about rape on

i understand exelsiors about twice as often as i understand best display names

I self-rejected "looks like that cunt went to Eton" as a dn earlier in the year bcs it didn't have any specific context, as such I am glad the loathsome society in which we live has apparently engineered one

http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/557562_10150281273329959_618280345_n.jpg

This, which doesn't even work, from a guy who p much only posts when famous people die and he can be hateful about them.

― kinder, Monday, September 17, 2012 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey mo collier posted that?

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, September 17, 2012 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 u shakey but i lolled

you should feel ashamed that you misspelled 'appalling'!

― dayo, Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:53 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dayo.....Why should i be ashamed of miss spelling a word? I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:58 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty zingy for a slave

very lolzy

This, which doesn't even work, from a guy who p much only posts when famous people die and he can be hateful about them.

hey that guy's eatin my lunch!

Still don't grok suzy's zing after listening to song.

The prime minister's wife is presumably 'posh', as are attendees of Eton, though I think it's all-male so she didn't actually go there.

And it scans very closely to the original lyrics.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron#Education

the line in the banks track that leads to the chorus and that caused a metric of tonne of hullaballoo was "i guess that cunt's gettin' eaten'"

Man, I guess people really hate passive voice.

ah, I see now, vg+

also, "eton" is pronounced like "eaten", something I learned a few years ago as a non-britisher

I know what Eton is and how to pronounce it, but it would have helped if I knew who Samantha Cameron was.

mh, not a fan of the Jam ?

I think I just finally started remembering what the prime minister's name is recently. Until now, it was "that dude who isn't Tony Blair anymore"

MW, I prefer tampons

tampoons

(sorry, cross-thread joeks)

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html

A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …'”

Having trouble reading this w/o hearing Borat in my head, tbh.

― Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 2:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unfortunately the scarps of papyrus to either side, that read "Take" and "please..." are lost to the sands of time.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... my wife, my wife, lemme tell ya 'bout my wife

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Somewhere, squirreled away amidst centuries of arcania is a slip of papyrus advertising Jesus' set at the Chuckle Hut Jerusalem.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the other night she put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of fish (and loaves) in a barrel, but still, kudos ilx

Jesus sounding more and more like Woody Allen.

Shecky Green, 13th apostle

now THIS is a crucifixion

"I can see my house from here..."

"Tough crowd out here, what is this, a last supper?"

I'm dyin' up here!

"I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says that I can't have nails enter my body at any time."

http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/234030029_b948e3ef69.jpg