Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

Yesterday at the football we ended up having to park in the street behind the BART parking lot on the other side of the coliseum, because the stadium parking lots were full (clusterfuck of the century, don't ask).

So we pulled up on a side street and ended up parkign there because there was no signage saying we couldn't, and the BART police patrolled past us a dozen times while we were there and they would have said something were this not the case.

Within 15 minutes of us pulling up there's some local dude standing on the corner with a handmade 'PARKING' sign charging people $20 to park. As we leave he starts calling out to us 'HEY YO THOSE CARS ARE GONNA GET TOWED, I CAN GET YOU PARKING" . Lo and behold we got back to our to find it not towed, not ticketed, nothing.

Parking just brings out the worst instincts in humanity.

Could probably double the length of this thread by listing various student incidents, but some pasty-faced fresher has just blocked up our water fountain with copious amounts of vomit, all over the taps and everything. Filthy (w)retch!

people who do not push in revolving doors, instead relying on the exertions of the people before and after them

today i saw someone use a gas station to turn except they failed because the light was green and they ended up behind everyone. i win!

oh i thought this was irrational anger thread oops

no no that is quite savage

i run on a bike path/trail that is along a windy road. serious cyclists understandably prefer to use the road. i saw a guy in a minivan slow down so a bike and another car had to go around him. the guy on the bike said "everything ok?" he didn't know what was going on because then the guy said blahblah SLOW-ASS BIKE! which means this guy was so angry about having to slow down behind the bike for 10 seconds that he purposely came to a stop, which resulted in (1) the bike being ahead of him again, and (2) the driver being even slower to reach his destination! GUH IT WAS DISGUSTING

working on a stupid group project for a class (due today), each member in my group had an assigned part to put together, which i stupidly volunteered to compile. no one has emailed me ANYTHING except for one person who did HALF of what he was supposed to because "he was working", and said "can you do this other part? i think it would sound better if you did it." seriously dude?

Jimmy Savile. The most disgusting savage of all.

anyone whose favorite poem is Rudyard Kipling's "If"

i fervently agree.

Shit yes!

people who use quotation marks for emphasis

drivers who pass people who have pulled over for an emergency vehicle

I mean after an ambulance has passed and there's still a line of cars pulled over onto the shoulder, some disgusting opportunists in the back of the line will immediately (& without signalling their intention) pull back onto the roadway and pass all the people in the front of the line.

seriously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqXYTu6un78

i am having very strong feelings about phone etiquette right now, and everyone who does not meet my VERY MODEST standards is a disgusting savage imho

i do hate getting worked up over this shit but ugh i mean if you leave a voice message you should probably mention the reason for your call, maybe even consider stating your name and not slurring your speech so i have to guess your phone number

"HI MY PHONE NUMBER IS TWO ZEVENTY NINE HUNDRED TWENTY FIFTY CALL ME BACK" - a savage

otm

to be honest, i really really hate when people read long strings of digits by treating it like a sequence of 2 digit numbers, i hate it and i am extremely prejudiced against people who do it, SORRY

it's disgustingly savage

maybe should crosspost that to the irrationally angry thread

Sometimes I feel like leaving a really dickish outgoing voice mail message on my work phone, something along the lines of "You have reached this number in error. The email address associated with this number is x✧@x✧.c✧✧. Please email your request." Hate receiving phone calls at work.

the guy I saw wearing this shirt in public on the afternoon of the Sandy Hook shooting:

http://i49.tinypic.com/14dzew1.jpg

people who go out of their way to announce, "I WILL MURDER ANYONE WHO COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY CHILDREN!" are the worst people in the world.

People who think their time is more valuable than anyone else's. Still sitting here waiting for a call from a contractor for a conversation which he requested at 1:30 P.M. (the time, also per his request). He keeps shooting me emails "just a couple more minutes", "gotta finish this up". Ugh, fuck this guy.

condo board tyrants

people who, when you tell them to have a good one, reply to the effect of "have a good one what? what's a one?" dude, I just wanted you to have a good one, but you seem bent on turning it into a bad one.

haha, god I would just tell them to fuck off right there and then.

"herp derp i'm the first person who's been intelligent enough to analyze an idiom"

while we're at it, i'll add self-professed "grammar nazis"

"I support the views of National Socialism, but only within the specific arena of grammar"

It must be incredibly difficult for these people to function in society when everything has to stop and be pointed out any time somebody uses accidentally slips into the passive voice.

Uh oh, it's the Hyperbole Nazis

are there grammar brownshirts?

It's actually pronounced hyperbole, xpost.

an xpost away from glory

back to work with me...

lololol

neanderTAL

ha

people who in 2013 continue to vomit crap joke emails on everyone they've ever met

add to that people who reply all with 'lol'

jesus h christ

returning to the common theme of public transport: people at bus stops who, rather than waiting for departing passengers to alight from an arriving bus, try to bum rush their way on the instant that the doors open.

The Student Loan Company (UK), for refusing to tell you your balance, and then having a great system where if you don't tell them your exact balance before the start of the tax year you finish paying in you'll end up overpaying by several hundred pounds and filling in a ton of paperwork (which probably also asks for numbers they won't tell you) to beg for it back.

ppl who pronounce wimbledon as WIMBLETON

that is truly disgusting

they are simpledons

returning to the common theme of public transport: people at bus stops who, rather than waiting for departing passengers to alight from an arriving bus, try to bum rush their way on the instant that the doors open.

― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Friday, 22 March 2013 09:55 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I walk right through those cunts. They are among many irritations that I fear will get me beaten up at some point.

returning to the common theme of public transport: people at bus stops who, rather than waiting for departing passengers to alight from an arriving bus, try to bum rush their way on the instant that the doors open.

― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Friday, March 22, 2013 5:55 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

On our transit, people are supposed to exit buses by the rear doors. If they try to exit from the front and get run into by people getting on the bus, it is THEY who are the savages, I submit to you.

* bicyclists who make it a point to antagonize pedestrians needlessly. Yesterday I was biking home through the park and ended up behind a couple of jumped-up riders (in spandex and fancy gear and all that - these weren't your Portlandia gutter-bike psycho types) who, rather than just veer out of the way a little at crosswalks, or slow down a bit, would wave their arms and make dog-barking noises at people crossing. This is in Central Park, where there are in fact red lights at crosswalks for the bicycle route, so the people crossing absolutely have the right-of-way. I tried to yell out something like "You know, they do have the red light and you could just head off behind them so they're not even in your way, that's not really necessary" but it's tough to project and be understood when you're pedaling uphill.