Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"

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this is also a good reality show about settlers of catan:
http://vimeo.com/40503001

no mold or dildo babies but someone does drama.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Knocked this down in one sitting, and I'm glad I watched it that way. Like some have also mentioned, I experienced the captivated/horrified thing, and and for that reason it really lent itself to the all-in-one-go treatment. I'm not sure I'd have been able to stomach having to go back to it once things started getting really messed. I think its secret was how well disciplined was the timing of its descent from straight up reality show parody fakeout to complete macabre absurdity. Pitch perfect. Not sure how I'd recommend it to people in a way that captured what kept me watching it, though. Trying to think of some antecedents but it's pretty unique!

softspool, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxjFCdpNX0#t=941s

Frank gets stabbed in Death Wish IV by Tuvok!

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

Check the scene at about 15:40 in

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

don't think that's Tuvok?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

It's not? Then my vulcan spotting ability is way off

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

More Frank spotting (at around 5:30)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRM6QjB5CQI

get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:53 (thirteen years ago)

Surprised he didn't impregnate Blossom.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:11 (thirteen years ago)

that is... a black guy, but doesn't look anything like the tuvok actor?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

tim russ is at 11:00 and 1:27:00

get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

nother ep?

Watch the thrilling conclusion to Sex House tomorrow, September 13 at 12:00 EST.

And join us tomorrow at 12:30 EST on Reddit where the Sex House writing staff will be conducting a short Q+A session. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

guess they thought they needed closure on the baby/dildo controversy

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

...Say whuh? Okay, that's cool.

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

woo hoo!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

please please please let it be a totally deranged version of the modern post-reality show contestant panel wrap up

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

i need to know who wins!!!

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJmw9LTu_0k

Published on Sep 12, 2012 by TheOnion
Watch the thrilling conclusion to Sex House tomorrow, September 13 at 12:00 EST.

And join us tomorrow at 12:30 EST on Reddit where the Sex House writing staff will be conducting a short Q+A session. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 13 September 2012 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

can someone transcribe and edit that q&a and then post it here so i can stay the fuck away from reddit?

balls, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

oops. did not see that earlier post

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s31fWsk6lMQ

please please please let it be a totally deranged version of the modern post-reality show contestant panel wrap up

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Coolio's my boss.

with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

not quite as deranged as I wanted but still hilarious

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

"prepare for mist"

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

the Paul revelation is what I was really hoping for

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ dengue survivors

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

dayo, Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

That was great. Love the running blog gag. But no follow up about Frank's penis?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

Hasn't Frank's penis done enough already?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

"they're both very real"

s.clover, Thursday, 13 September 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

the therapist video so well done.

s.clover, Thursday, 13 September 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

"It was a crazy, crazy, crazy-ass schedule, shooting all 10 episodes in 5 days"

wow

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 13 September 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

wrap-up episode was disappointing, going full-circle back to tame reality-show parody, but the previous 9 were so great i don't really mind

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

"The ten episodes we did are basically what we wanted to do all along. We've talked about doing some kind of second season but I doubt it will happen."

;_;

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

I would have liked Ep10 to be a reunion still in the reality of the Crysts - audience force-marched in to watch them after they've created a semi-functioning Sex House society or something.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

ep 10 was great

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

wrap-up episode was disappointing, going full-circle back to tame reality-show parody

I didn't find it disappointing at all. I wouldn't endorse a second season, though, so I'm glad that's not happening.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

I think ten eps and thatsyerlot is exquisite and correct but then I come from the land of Fawlty Towers and The Day Today and so forth

Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

i appreciated the concept of ep 10, but i wish they hadn't mentioned the purgatory thing or anything like that

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

hah yeah i was also like "nothing about frank's penis?" but i loved his transformation into LA douchebro

TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

"We never settled on how much time passed between 9 and 10. A few Crysts, to be sure. We wanted ten to be a total reset. In nine they've given up all hopes of being normal human beings, and in ten they are well into the only lives now available to them as former reality tv show rejects. They have been destroyed. That is how our comedy webseries ends."

Three Word Username, Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, why is the host blind? Cloudy drink?

Plasmon, Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

Remember they threw cloudy drink in his face by accident?

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

That was a subtle punchline, I thought, to the whole thing. He's still performing his smug role even though he was blinded! Loved the "oh, I just gave away the baby" stuff, too, and that Frank has had no contact with the twins he had with his therapist.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

there's brutal satire in how life must, at all costs, go on - it has to because you need to update your blog every day or risk losing readership and thus reasons to keep going on with life!

i think they are probably now in hell tbh

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

Blogging in hell.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

hell is other people's personal-brand blogging

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

The cuts to the harsh, extended shrieking of the audience were great.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

u guys are crazy, this was the best ending possible

max, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

ya. it's all about the context maaaan.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:20 (thirteen years ago)

cast should have done post-interview on today now.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)


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