Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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i don't even know what that means

It means, I'm guessing, that she was listed at some point but no longer has millionaire status.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I have to shake my head at someone thinking their taxes are determined by the IRS reading Forbes magazine.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

oic, she needs to start using punctuation again

surm, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

The first thing I thought when I read that Prince Harry was going back to Afghanistan was, 'Hope you had fun in that hotel room in Vegas. Careful, 'cause Buckingham Palace has friends in high places if you embarrass them.'

Adesso vorrei assistere alle esequie vichinghe (Michael White), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

just sending love, prayers and strength and #Cristal to #PrinceHarry

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Friday, 7 September 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

Best "oops wrong thread" ever, by the way...

Mark G, Friday, 7 September 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahga8jNJC1qkb0z2o1_1280.jpg

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)

she literally has zero self awareness. minus self-awareness.

Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:48 (thirteen years ago)

Because Spongebob Squarepants hasn't done anything technically illegal.

Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2012 10:50 (thirteen years ago)

He doesn't have planning permission for that pineapple.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)

He's also really bad at driving.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:56 (thirteen years ago)

Gary the snail is an invasive species iin the state of california.

how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 11:10 (thirteen years ago)

The burger restaurant is a front for drugs distribution.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:23 (thirteen years ago)

Repeated citations under nuisance nrighbor law.

how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

Sandy the Squirrel is an illegal immigrant.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:49 (thirteen years ago)

Squidward enjoys 'free jazz' if you get my drift.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

Patrick the Starfish is a pimp.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)

Plankton is being monitored by the FBI as a potential terrorist.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)

seriously who is she talking about

goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Amanda Bynes.

how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

tbf she has a point

kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

isn't Amanda Bynes still on the initial climb of the starlet trainwreck roller coaster?

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://im.videosearch.rediff.com/thumbImage/videoImages/videoImages1/youtube/rdhash775/wUAbGZqD9tc.gif

In happier days, with Michelle Tractenburg.

how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'd like to use this thread rather that going to tmz or whatever, so please, what did amanda bynes do?

goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

took cocaine, drove around, got her license suspended, kept driving, hit some cars, now awaiting a court date

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

+talks to inanimate objects, is crazy

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

thanks you two

goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

likes to fart

how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

washed a hat

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

made face into heart

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

pooped

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

didn't realize we were home and thusly

how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/19/lindsay-lohan-arrested-leaving-scene-of-accident-new-york-city/

gah LINDSAY STOP IT

gwenguthrie gwen ross (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

take a cab lindsay

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously!! Why is it so fucking hard to just NOT DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC??

gwenguthrie gwen ross (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

okay that whole situation is bullshit, come on

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://lindsayshands.tumblr.com/

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

is that like some kind of belated goof on 'i know who killed me'?

some dude, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

When you think the int'net is weird enough...

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

we must be running out of memes

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

does that mean we go back to laughing at dancing babies or

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

all your memes are belong to us

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Mrs VG ate my balls

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

say what now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ate-my-balls

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

"I kiss you!"

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 20 September 2012 08:00 (thirteen years ago)

get with the times*, VG ;D

*the 90s

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn02.cdn.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lilolizanddickposter-419x620.jpg

kinder, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know how I feel abt her as Liz

But hoping for trashy awesomeness. Who is playing Burton?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Lousy title though

Mark G, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)


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