Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

A rising Manchester United star has been arrested for ‘lewd behaviour’ after allegedly having sex with a teenage girl in a doorway.

Luke McCullough, 18, who was last season's Academy captain, was seen on CCTV with the woman at 5am on Monday after a night out.

The Northern Irish defender - said by Old Trafford bosses to be the new Jonny Evans - allegedly got ‘overly amorous’ with the blonde

new Jonny Evans

Now that Dempsey has made his move to Spurs, he doesn't have the desire to publicize what went down behind the scenes with Fulham, except for one thing: "I did not refuse to play. There were some things that were said that were not true."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/grant_wahl/09/06/clint-dempsey-tottenham-usa-jamaica/index.html

Dying @ 'Abuse Diaby'

― Matt DC, Friday, 7 September 2012 17:10 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ADAM LALLANA IS IN THE ENGLAND SQUAD!!!

No idea if he'll make it off the bench or anything, but still. Inordinately happy for the lad.

"I've known John Terry for years and he's a very good friend of mine," Zamora said in the Sun. "We grew up together and of course I'll shake his hand if he's playing on Saturday."

"All this stuff happened a long time before I joined QPR. I came in as an outsider to it and I won't be paying attention to any of it. John is a very good player and it's going to be a real battle between us. I'm sure it's not going to be an enjoyable game with him coming through the back and smashing the life out of me."

Didn't Bobby Z spend all last season with you?

last day of january window iirc

“I’m used to people judging me. But players probably appreciate the things I do for the team more than Joe Public.

“Our new signing Esteban Granero couldn’t get his head around how much running me and Andy Johnson did at Manchester City the other week.

“Whenever I am on the pitch I make it hard for defenders. It’s not all about goals for me. It’s about putting in the effort and making it hard for the opposition.

“QPR have 11 new players and if you get 11 new people in your office they won’t all be working off the same page straight away.

“If we still don’t look like a good team after 12 or 13 games, possibly we’ll have a bit of a worry-up then. But that’s a long way off yet.”

BOBBY ZAMORA was speaking at the launch of Battlefield 3 Armored Kill Premium Edition, available in the UK today for the Xbox 360 videogame and entertainment system, PlayStation computer entertainment system and PC.

making it HARD for YOUR office, JOE PUBLIC

How time doesn't fly.

That PR bit at the end is outrageously long.

What does Bobby Z know of office life?

"a worry-up"

<3 that guy

Michael Owen, management consultant

"If you get 11 new people in your office one of them will probably spend a lot of time sat in the lavvy reading the Racing Post"

Fletcher is in the Utd squad for the weekend. Doesn't sound like he's going to play though

god a week without it and i miss the epl

this week in epl 24/7 that one man utd youth teamer who schtupped the bird in the club doorway is metaphorically roasted by senior teammates on the correct etiquette for roasting

fabian delph receives a job lot of box trees dumped on his drive in a misguided attempt at banter by villa new boy ron vlaar

louis saha is cornered and poked with sticks in a hexham eaterie by locals who mistake him for afonso alves ('terrifying but in some measure enlightening' he tells l'equipe)

otm

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Michael-Owen-Fan_0.jpg

his one remaining fan :(

Rooney said in his book My Decade, serialised in the Daily Mirror: ‘There’s nothing worse than getting the “hairdryer” from Sir Alex.’

‘When it happens, the manager stands in the middle of the room and loses it at me. He gets right up in my face and shouts.

‘It feels like I’ve put my head in front of a BaByliss Turbo Power 2200. It’s horrible.

‘I don’t like getting shouted at by anyone. It’s hard for me to take, so sometimes I shout back.

‘I tell him he’s wrong and I’m right.’

WAYNE ROONEY was speaking at the launch of the BaByliss Turbo Power 2200

wait i thought he had that thing where he can't sleep without a hoover or hairdryer or whatever on

that is priceless

oh wait it's not

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005EVTZAQ/ref=nosim/?tag=5567u-21

fergie standing by his bedside yelling for eight hours straight? xxp

wonder if one of them wd make Football Manager sessions more realistic

i skimmed the first volume of the Roon's memoirs and he did claim to need a background hoover in order to sleep

oh, that's what he was paying those old ladies for

top notch suction iirc

BaByliss Turbo Power 2200 looks pretty low budget, you'd think Roo would be taking better care of his new hair.

unless "it's horrible" is him revealing some hairdryer rockism.

On the train to London for my afternoon in the sodding Clock End. I have somehow managed to get a cold while also forgetting my phone (but remembering to bring the charger for it). Words cannot describe how much I would just settle for a clean sheet this afternoon.

(at present, anticipating a 6-1 loss - we score first - with Abou Diaby breaking James Ward-Prowse's leg)

I look at Liverpool and my head says a loss away to Sunderland today, and then Man U next week... shudder.

doubt u lose to sunderland

I just feel like there's no guarantee of that side beating anyone. 0-0 maybe a less pessimistic prediction.

I agree, Sunderland's a bad opponent atm, I'd prefer Utd. A loss today and it's our worst start for 104 years. I'm taking comfort from the fact that there's only so big these numbers can get.

ade is changing his shirt number to 10 and is going to personally cover the cost of any fans who want change their new shirt because it has the wrong number

smdh at anyone over the age of 8 who has an ADEBAYOR tottenham shirt

I agree, Sunderland's a bad opponent atm, I'd prefer Utd. A loss today and it's our worst start for 104 years. I'm taking comfort from the fact that there's only so big these numbers can get.

it's an incredibly nasty opening fixture list. with a new manager in charge it puts you at a huge disadvantage. really annoys me.

put a fiver on arsenal, chelsea, villa and liverpool to win this weekend. liverpool win is the one least likeliest.

espn game of the morning in the usa is norwich v west ham :/

west ham have been involved in 3 Sat. early kick-offs already this season. No thanks.

West Ham is pretty brutal to watch but I'm enjoying Norwich's play.

this game