Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

'Tommy Docherty used to say he never said anything to his players his milkman wouldn’t understand. I don’t think any milkman would fathom the meaning of a lot of Andre’s presentation.

interesting transfer scouting policy of buying and playing only milkmen burnley have.

Just realised I haven't seen a milkman in years. Is that where they've gone?

andre villas boas would like to lactificate from the milkman's wife tits

yeah alan pardew would have been the outstanding candidate on milkman criteria surely

imagine Tommy Docherty took most of his philosophies in life from milkmen tbh

Leeds changed their strip in the 50s as a tribute to milkmen

A Villas-Boas / Clarke Carlisle meeting of the minds could have led Burnley 2010 if not to safety then to total domination of inter-club Countdown tournaments.

i heard moorius lactatus wanted the job if he could have a midfield of javier pasteure, shaun dairy and hamit goldtintop

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Dirk Cowt, Tore Andre Float and Zlatan Ibraskimovic up front

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He added cryptically: "We have a saying in Spanish: 'White liquid in a bottle has to be milk."

Pressed further on the matter, Benitez would only say: "White liquid in a bottle. If I see John the milkman in the Wirral, where I was living, with this bottle, I'd say, 'It's milk, sure'."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flq7M7ros4I

When will we be free of the milkman's creamy stranglehold over English football?

João Pinta in a coaching role

Brad Friesian in goal

where's Nicky Butter now?

Hanging out with Keith Curdle.

floated delivery

pint sized winger

he's past your eyes so quickly that a lait tackle is inevitable

Luis sourez

rip dan walker

Was just about to question our descent into walkerism.

How about a "fucked up things about the church xi" for dan walker?

stigmata inge bjornebye

buggery sagna

you probably didnt actually want to me crack on with that did you

razvan ratzinger

rui patriachicio

abuse diaby

hypocrissy samba

ricardo toqueresma

julio crusade

zvezdan misogynić

jakub błasphemycowski

pedrophilia rodriquez

and obviously the team contains a surfeit of right wingers

i got busy at work and missed all the fun

Dying @ 'Abuse Diaby'

No Homo Sissoko.

Didier Drogbaptism

taribo west

A rising Manchester United star has been arrested for ‘lewd behaviour’ after allegedly having sex with a teenage girl in a doorway.

Luke McCullough, 18, who was last season's Academy captain, was seen on CCTV with the woman at 5am on Monday after a night out.

The Northern Irish defender - said by Old Trafford bosses to be the new Jonny Evans - allegedly got ‘overly amorous’ with the blonde

new Jonny Evans

Now that Dempsey has made his move to Spurs, he doesn't have the desire to publicize what went down behind the scenes with Fulham, except for one thing: "I did not refuse to play. There were some things that were said that were not true."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/grant_wahl/09/06/clint-dempsey-tottenham-usa-jamaica/index.html

Dying @ 'Abuse Diaby'

― Matt DC, Friday, 7 September 2012 17:10 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ADAM LALLANA IS IN THE ENGLAND SQUAD!!!

No idea if he'll make it off the bench or anything, but still. Inordinately happy for the lad.

"I've known John Terry for years and he's a very good friend of mine," Zamora said in the Sun. "We grew up together and of course I'll shake his hand if he's playing on Saturday."

"All this stuff happened a long time before I joined QPR. I came in as an outsider to it and I won't be paying attention to any of it. John is a very good player and it's going to be a real battle between us. I'm sure it's not going to be an enjoyable game with him coming through the back and smashing the life out of me."

Didn't Bobby Z spend all last season with you?

last day of january window iirc

“I’m used to people judging me. But players probably appreciate the things I do for the team more than Joe Public.

“Our new signing Esteban Granero couldn’t get his head around how much running me and Andy Johnson did at Manchester City the other week.

“Whenever I am on the pitch I make it hard for defenders. It’s not all about goals for me. It’s about putting in the effort and making it hard for the opposition.

“QPR have 11 new players and if you get 11 new people in your office they won’t all be working off the same page straight away.

“If we still don’t look like a good team after 12 or 13 games, possibly we’ll have a bit of a worry-up then. But that’s a long way off yet.”

BOBBY ZAMORA was speaking at the launch of Battlefield 3 Armored Kill Premium Edition, available in the UK today for the Xbox 360 videogame and entertainment system, PlayStation computer entertainment system and PC.

making it HARD for YOUR office, JOE PUBLIC