Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuuf5V3QRE
last episode. yikes.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

No, that last?! ;_;

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know much about amphibian husbandry... but i'll learn

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

Haaaaaaaaa. Fuck. Yes.

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

No, that last?! ;_;

For now, maybe, but...second season on its way!

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Thought it dragged a bit through the middle episodes, but that finale made it all worthwhile.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

"it's the sexy thing to do"

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

release the sibian man

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

She will almost certainly drama.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

we can always make people watch pre-roll for terrible gum or something...

great. that's our plan.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

"We should put it back up" is perfect.

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

Wow.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

last ep was next level

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

whatd they call their months 'crists' what was that all abt

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

I think bcuase the address of the house was 42 Cryst Dr or something. It's written on a whiteboard in the background.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

BARLEY

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

Catharsis achieved. Bravo Onion dudes.

Three Word Username, Friday, 7 September 2012 07:31 (thirteen years ago)

'little D.V has never urinated' omg.

Spikey, Friday, 7 September 2012 09:28 (thirteen years ago)

there should be some meaningful award for this thing, it fucking ruled.

we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

given the end of series credit roll and the fact that it clocks in at right around 40 minutes, it looks like a given that this will show up as an hour special on IFC. I will tape the shit outta that.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

"Should they eat the Goon instead? Comment!"

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 7 September 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

didn't catch this:
"Erin did not have a baby. What she was holding/calling her baby was the dildo from the sybian. That is why they pixilate it everytime you see it, why it has never urinated, why the blanket she is making for it is long and narrow, and why they named it after that dildo, Danny Volmer.  It reinforces that everyone in Sex House has gone nuts."

Fetchboy, Saturday, 8 September 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

wow. i just assumed there was a huge time jump.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Saturday, 8 September 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I was wondering why 9 mos later everyone's hair was the same length; I just figured it was due to small budget

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Saturday, 8 September 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna go ahead and call a "Kubrik faked the moon landings and confesses it all in the Shining" on that sybian dildo revelation. Amusing basement dweller fantasy, but not a good read of the material.

Three Word Username, Monday, 10 September 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

wait, no, i thought it was TOTALLY clear that it was some object from the house, not an actual baby, but it didn't occur to me it was the dildo, that's brilliant

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

The script originally called for a real baby but they couldn't get medical clearance to bring one on set, because of the mold.

Plasmon, Monday, 10 September 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

The baby hadn't signed the legal releases, yet.

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 September 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

Kids get pixelated on reality shows constantly. It's standard practice.

Three Word Username, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

it would have been like a six inch long baby guys it was obviously not the baby

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

this is also a good reality show about settlers of catan:
http://vimeo.com/40503001

no mold or dildo babies but someone does drama.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Knocked this down in one sitting, and I'm glad I watched it that way. Like some have also mentioned, I experienced the captivated/horrified thing, and and for that reason it really lent itself to the all-in-one-go treatment. I'm not sure I'd have been able to stomach having to go back to it once things started getting really messed. I think its secret was how well disciplined was the timing of its descent from straight up reality show parody fakeout to complete macabre absurdity. Pitch perfect. Not sure how I'd recommend it to people in a way that captured what kept me watching it, though. Trying to think of some antecedents but it's pretty unique!

softspool, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxjFCdpNX0#t=941s

Frank gets stabbed in Death Wish IV by Tuvok!

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

Check the scene at about 15:40 in

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

don't think that's Tuvok?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

It's not? Then my vulcan spotting ability is way off

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

More Frank spotting (at around 5:30)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRM6QjB5CQI

get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:53 (thirteen years ago)

Surprised he didn't impregnate Blossom.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:11 (thirteen years ago)

that is... a black guy, but doesn't look anything like the tuvok actor?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

tim russ is at 11:00 and 1:27:00

get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

nother ep?

Watch the thrilling conclusion to Sex House tomorrow, September 13 at 12:00 EST.

And join us tomorrow at 12:30 EST on Reddit where the Sex House writing staff will be conducting a short Q+A session. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

guess they thought they needed closure on the baby/dildo controversy

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

...Say whuh? Okay, that's cool.

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

woo hoo!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

please please please let it be a totally deranged version of the modern post-reality show contestant panel wrap up

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

i need to know who wins!!!

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJmw9LTu_0k

Published on Sep 12, 2012 by TheOnion
Watch the thrilling conclusion to Sex House tomorrow, September 13 at 12:00 EST.

And join us tomorrow at 12:30 EST on Reddit where the Sex House writing staff will be conducting a short Q+A session. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 13 September 2012 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

can someone transcribe and edit that q&a and then post it here so i can stay the fuck away from reddit?

balls, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

oops. did not see that earlier post

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s31fWsk6lMQ

please please please let it be a totally deranged version of the modern post-reality show contestant panel wrap up

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)


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