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Go get the fucking tools
out, bitch. Now! I want some ass.

-- miccio

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Any color besides black = camp.
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

It's started out very cute but I'm worried it'll get hard, fast.

-- JimD (ji...), Today 3:25 PM. (JimD) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

it gets hard, fast.

-- jeffrey (jeffreyzo...), Today 3:44 PM. (johnson) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry the three albums I've enjoyed more than any others this year aren't obscure enough for gear. I'll try to forsake pleasure for cool from now on.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

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haha, dude, we just got over a hurricane. Shut the fuck up!

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I shove mine into one of those pen-shaped loops in my bag, or I used to, til I bought a little MP3 player that it now slots into.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), November 4th, 2005 10:47 AM. (later)

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

I BLOODY KNEW I"D END UP HERE ARGH.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

anybody who finds 9-11 "iffy" is crazier than R. Kelly.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), November 3rd, 2005. (miccio) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

plus it was full of black people wearing funny hats who made me feel vaguely uncomfortable

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), Yesterday 10:16 PM.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 10 December 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

and where the fuck are these mystery 36-inchers? EH??

-- u saved me (wt...), Today 5:08 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

I love flange. Show me a flange, and I'll press it.

-- ratty (ra...), January 11th, 2006 12:43 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spice.co.uk/images/linencarriers/BBD_frank.jpg

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:51 (twenty years ago)

I mean, yeah, I see that there's a strand of hair across it, but why is it pink above and brown below?

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2006 9:59 PM. (Austin, Still)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

No, that's not him, my angel is either nekkid or wearing briefs.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 January 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

i'm very excited about the possibility of children singing "she sends out an aroma of undefined lust."
-- stockholm cindy (winter version)

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:22 (twenty years ago)

(I'm assuming Chris did this on purpose, but this one is great):

Nick's ass is everything I dreamed it would be.

Manual scoring is the only way to go.

A photo of someone about to ingest something is not really an "action shot".

I am hoping to get to Chicago in the spring. Yes.

-- Casuistry (chri...), January 24th, 2006 10:33 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

is it really possible to quote rumpie out of context?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

TATU charted. Damn.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 1:20 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I think it always looks better without the comma

-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 12:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes you need a break from the triple-penetration anal bukkake escapades.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), March 1st, 2006.

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone see the L&O:SVU BF had a cameo on? It was gross, he gets pegged by a cattle prodesque electronic device wielded by Wonder Woman's daughter.

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), March 3rd, 2006 9:43 AM.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

hi, i'm a girl. it's creepy.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 8th, 2006 2:32 AM. (baby lenin pin) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to crockett the ironmonger at lunchtime to point gruffly at bits of metal

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 8th, 2006 6:12 AM. (grimlord) (later)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

part of the joy of dom popping off is that i don't actually have to do anything but sit back and enjoy

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 12:32 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha OUT OF MY MIND, STERLING CLOVER

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

i'm not a big tv man these days

-- 25 yr old undercover cop (miltonpinsk...), April 28th, 2006 11:42 AM.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:41 (twenty years ago)

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), April 17th, 2006 8:37 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I'd have thought suzy would be familiar w/ the two fingers but maybe not

-- RJG (RJ...), May 16th, 2006 4:18 PM. (RJG) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

That works both in and out of context. RJG should have an excelsior thread all to himself this last couple of days.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

-- JW (jo...), Today 12:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

heavens!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

DING DING DING!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

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