frog moving diagonally across the floor during frank / hockeymask scene is some next-level shit
agreed but I thought it was a Lara Branigan Self Control vid "suggested Italian orgy" type mask, which is even worse/more fitting
― The Equalizer Busy Equalizing (Crabbits), Friday, 31 August 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, that was an eyes wide shut kinda thing
― Nhex, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:34 (thirteen years ago)
I'm hopeful this show won't just get lower and lower, since it's already hovering somewhere near "Hostel"-level, but I have a bad feeling about this.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)
I am willing to bet that sympathy levels with Frank are highest in married dudes in their 40s -- I think this includes some of the Onion's writers.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
Tombstone pizza prize winner!
lol...Tombstone
― we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 31 August 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
I thought the Tombstone winner thing was one of the best things about the show. Like, it's even a lame contest.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)
Also, would love to see how the contest was presented. On the back of the frozen pizza box, win a chance to be on ... Sex House?
holy shit this show.
really enjoyed the masked dude getting completely winded while administering frank's beating, really driving home the horrifying mixture of cruelty and rank incompetence on the part of the producers & crew.
this show is brilliant
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 31 August 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
"DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT AMERICA DOES NOT WANT TO SEE"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 31 August 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
somehow the fact that frank wasn't dead didn't make it any less dark.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 31 August 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
^^ That in particular. I am thinking that this is possible the closest to an American program on the same 'wavelength' as Chris Morris' Jam / Blue Jam.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 31 August 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
YES. I hadn't made that connection myself, but its sensibility is certainly very Jam-esque.
― Old Lunch, Friday, 31 August 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
guys, frank nailed his penis to the floor!just sayin
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 August 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
i still don't know whether i actually like this or not, but i am horrified and captivated
― Nhex, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
@SexHouseHost is now following me.
also:
SexHouseHost @SexHouseHost
@interzoned In the coming weeks, we'll be making a special announcement about #SexHouse season 2. Stay tuned!
3:36 AM - 1 Sep 12
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Friday, 31 August 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 31 August 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://i48.tinypic.com/1076ohz.jpg
― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Friday, 31 August 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
hey so i know the point of this show isn't to generate a simmering will they won't they romantic plotline BUT it did totally seem like erin was going to hug frank in a display of unsuppressable affection once he said he'd killed the guy. really rooting for these guys to work out their differences & for frank to leave his happy family to make a go of it.
― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 31 August 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
lol xp
for all w know frank is ben linus manipulator behind sex house, and is in fact francis tombstone, ceo of tombstone pizza.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 31 August 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
HAHA
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 31 August 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
Driving a huge nail into his penis really seals his commitment to deviousness.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 31 August 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder if they are going anywhere with the cameramen remaining unmentioned.
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
This show is pretty amusing, but I feel like people are kind of overselling it itt.
― wk, Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)
haha yeah. it's picked up with the last couple of eps though (7/8)
― k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)
I learned about it from this thread which starts with "how dark can it go" so I think I might have come at it from the wrong angle.
― wk, Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)
yup, overselling
― Nhex, Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)
I enjoy Tara's relationship with the frogs
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)
"they remind me of my mom and my dad and my suicide brother!"
― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)
Good work on new board description.
― ledge, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
totally thought that ILE would be the new juicy dugout
― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
It's the sexy thing to do
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuuf5V3QRElast episode. yikes.
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
No, that last?! ;_;
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
i don't know much about amphibian husbandry... but i'll learn
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
Haaaaaaaaa. Fuck. Yes.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
For now, maybe, but...second season on its way!
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
Thought it dragged a bit through the middle episodes, but that finale made it all worthwhile.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
"it's the sexy thing to do"
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
release the sibian man
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
She will almost certainly drama.
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
we can always make people watch pre-roll for terrible gum or something...
great. that's our plan.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
"We should put it back up" is perfect.
― Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
Wow.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
last ep was next level
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
whatd they call their months 'crists' what was that all abt
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
I think bcuase the address of the house was 42 Cryst Dr or something. It's written on a whiteboard in the background.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
BARLEY
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
Catharsis achieved. Bravo Onion dudes.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 7 September 2012 07:31 (thirteen years ago)