Symmetry required it: 2012 american general election thread #2

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Not to cast aspersions, but that looks like a prompter is being set up for a person whose name isn't Barack Obama.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i ran the teleprompter for mccain when he rehearsed his speech in d.c. on tuesday -- they looked at the prompter when they came in and joked that it was 'the obama setup'

"Chris Christie punching air" works.

Great McCain story!

It's more real if you just pull the shit out of your ass.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9li9jVYEK1qzpiyuo1_400.jpg

omg

Bizarre: "Chris Christie onanistic fist bump" gets you a bunch of Francis Bacon paintings.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/DaVinciCode.jpg/200px-DaVinciCode.jpg

who knows what time romneys set to go on

This will surely alleviate skepticism about Romney's musical tastes...

Probably 10:30 for Romney? Rubio and Eastwood speak first. Assuming Eastwood's on before 10:00, I'm surprised the networks are taking a pass on that.

look at all these white ppl

lol they can't even chant USA together

this is sweet but money quote: "I can't explain love." - Mitt Romney

lmao

end Romney video cut to convention floor man in the mirror is playing

once upon a time in florida...

conservative Hollywood doesn't go around hot doggin it, like appearing at the GOP convention

wow clint is just wingin it up there, kudos

talkin to a chair

this is odd

this is super odd

what the fuck is going on?

I hope this ends up on his wife's reality show

clint is an american gem

this is how they chose to kick off prime time network coverage on romney's big night

hmmm

Strange, strange, strange...and sometimes defies logic: he's crying the night Obama won, and he hasn't cried that hard since...something that applies to the present.

do u think he's drunk?

how old is clint

342

god this is so bad

this is super pathetic and amazing

millions of viewers who thought they may as well watch some of this gop convention thing are changing the channel to college football right about now

'what if we put a 90 year old man up there...and gave him no script'

'...perfect'

you're the best in the world, whether you're a democrat or a republican or libertarian

one final touch have him talk to a chair

the weirder it gets, the less anyone's going to talk about what romney says

i doubt this is by design, but you never know

wow

so glad i tuned in tonight

God, I wish J. Edgar had been that interesting. I wonder if he was really seeing someone in the chair?

i just drank clint eastwood's water. thank you!

I think I just drank Clint eastwoods water thanks! lol

xp

what's clint on about? i'm sadly not watching.

ha Rubio has sort of a best man toast vibe goin here

my favorite is that they just spent all this time showing how nice Mitt Romney is, and then had Clint Eastwood come out and say "don't vote for someone just because they're nice"

Maddow anchoring on MSNBC:

"I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't know.. I don't know... Clint Eastwood is 82 years old........

That is the weirdest thing i've ever seen at a political convention in my entire life."

The Democrats can have a field day with that next week. Every speaker, even Obama, should have any empty chair next to them.

i got the impression that clint does not really love republican party but for whatever reason felt compelled to do to participate in this (maybe for his career? maybe they kidnapped his pet?) and so he drank a lot of alcohol, got on stage and tried to convince himself and the RNC to vote for romney bc fuck it, that's what we're going to do, even if you shouldn't vote for a guy just for being nice, but you gotta throw the other bum out so let's do it, yeah! no i won't shut up.

Rubio has large ears and a baby face

i may be as inebriated as clint clearly was