there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 6:29 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

life is simple
life is soft
life is straight relaxed
life is hanging freely
women are nagging bitches
-Boyzpoetry|tumblr

― Øystein, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 6:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

life is like a penis

mine is seriously just awful

― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 10:10 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9li9jVYEK1qzpiyuo1_400.jpg

― da croupier, Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

wow.

look at all these white ppl

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:34 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

lol they can't even chant USA together

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:35 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

lollllllllllll

Lots of makeup on the ladies — Republican convention. I’ll let you know about the Democratic ladies next week.
Jay "human skin lampshade" Nordlinger

― "Gunplay" (ft. Gunplay) (Andre Gunder Frank 3000), Friday, August 31, 2012 2:52 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"was she a great big fat person?"

― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Friday, August 31, 2012 3:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i havent been to eataly the store really except to go up to the rooftop restaurant which was pretty good i thought, good fried mushrooms

― max, Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't even know there was a rooftop restaurant

― iatee, Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how many italian restaurants are contained in that place, sheesh

― iatee, Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like 5!

― max, Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eataly should build housing so you can live in eataly

― iatee, Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they could call it "sleepaly"

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, August 31, 2012 12:07 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

napoli

^

damn

then they should add a gay bar, and call it sicily

OH!

drop a tab and dance tripoli

actually a good club name imo

come pick up a cougar at amalfi (amilfi)

I heard Capri still sells trucker hats.

they could reserve you a table forafi

wahh wahh pay attention to mee-- lagono

― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:10 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feed me ass wahh wahh

― lag∞n, Friday, August 31, 2012 11:52 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feed me wild ass yo

EDL planning to march past the end of my street* on Saturday. If I shout at them to fuck off, am I likely to get arrested?

*I don't think they're specifically targeting me

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, August 30, 2012 8:59 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

....

Three police vans in my street at the moment

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, September 1, 2012 12:42 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice of them to provide transport for officers attending the rally

― fuckin yeast with a priest infection (Noodle Vague), Saturday, September 1, 2012 12:44 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i remember the elbow vs young boys

― pandemic, Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worst battle of the bands ever

― boooooo he ain't hardcore (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:01 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

meanwhile, footcelsior starves

http://www.glitterrotti.com/i/K8B9VP4G.jpg

From the past, on the Starship "We Built This City" thread:

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Why do I hate this song?
Let me count the ways.

1) Pompous, self-congradulatory lyrics by the withered husk of an overrated also-ran burnout hippee band who used...
2) The most overcooked, lowest common denominator "new wave" (cough cough) productuion that was
3) Inexpertly done by someone who obviously didn't give a shit and didn't warn the band that
4) The song was monotonously played and repetitively arranged in a way that doesn't cover up
5) the hopelessly cheesy guitar work or
6) the vacuous synth/keyb or
7) the lobotomized drumming or
8) the lackluster singing or
9) the dreadful lyrics (yes, I mentioned the lyrics already, but there is such a thing as bad lyrics and pompous lyrics. I already dealt with the pomposity of the lyrics, now I deal with the overall badness of the lyrics.) But the four worst things about this godawful song are
10) That they actually kept recording even after any sane person would've realized that it deserved to be deleted.
11) That they actually put in on the album even after any sane person would've realized that it didn't even deserve to be an obscure B-side.
12) That they actually put plugged it as a single even after any sane person would've realized that it didn't even deserve to be on the radio at all. and absolutely worst of all....
13) That it actually became a fluke smash hit and will forever be immortalized on every Sounds of the 80s Compilation until the end of time. Probably between a track by Toto and a track by REO Speedwagon.
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:44 PM (8 years ago)

You can't list 12 reasons for its success, and then call it a 'fluke'!
― dave q, Thursday, December 4, 2003 1:07 PM (8 years ago)

311 = 3 x 11 = 3 x the 11th letter of the alphabet = 3 x K = KKK = Klu Klux Klan

― max, Tuesday, September 4, 2012 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah supreme mathematics god

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, September 4, 2012 9:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of my roommates is into this but this year she just went to a "burning log" which i guess is a local splinter for people who don't have $400 or whatever to spend on going to a party

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, September 4, 2012 6:58 PM (6 minutes ago)

hahaha that custos post AND the dave q response are classic

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― carl agatha, Wednesday, September 5, 2012 8:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

robert's plant

― clouds, Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a bustle in his hedgerow

― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alarmed now

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:07 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

if this thread turns into a led zep schlong joke fest we'll be here all day

(not to say that wasn't a great post)

man i love ilx

Moby Dick, Gallows Pole, Hot Dog, South Bound Suarez, etc.

Over the Hills and Far Away (From My Giant Schlong)

Big Log

When The Zipper Breaks

The Wanton Dong

Four Dicks

page & plant

In The Mood

(actual lols at page & plant)

Achille's Last Stand

The Honeydrippers.

(can we stop now?)

Fool In the Wang

'C' of Love

(Jimmy) Hats Off to Roy Harper (I Hardly Even Know 'er!)

David Coverdale

Any little dong that you know
Everything that's small has to grow
And so it grows, yeah, push, push, yeah-ah

(Hey, Hey) Look at my dick