the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

The fuck:

David Shuster
‏@DavidShuster
GOP attendee ejected for throwing nuts at African American CNN camera woman + saying "This is how we feed animals."

waht

The car taking me back from the Colbert Report

I winced when I read that on his site.

Newt gingrich just named every non-white republican ever

List had about 7 people on it

Yeah, that was funny--especially Gwen Ifill's deadpan follow-up.

List had about 7 people on it
--Moodles

Did Alan Keyes get a shoutout?

They should pull a Mormon and re-brand people as Republicans post-death.

they've been doing to MLK for a while now

doing it to

god this fucking guy:

10.19 pm. She really is a Mormon: she's so excited. This whole thing is just fabulous. And she wants to talk about love. The presentation is so far extremely effective. She really is a performer of real talent - and the GOP is betting corectly: she is by far the best way to soften Romney's image. And she is so well-spoken, with a Julie Andrews style and a Sarah Palin wink.

our boy Sully

italics around "excited" and "love" but still

HAHAHA tepid applause at the mention of George Romney

god this fucking guy:

/10.19 pm. She really is a Mormon: she's so excited. This whole thing is just fabulous. And she wants to talk about love. The presentation is so far extremely effective. She really is a performer of real talent - and the GOP is betting corectly: she is by far the best way to soften Romney's image. And she is so well-spoken, with a Julie Andrews style and a Sarah Palin wink./

our boy Sully
--a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Too bad nobody is watching

Kathryn Jean Lopez ‏@kathrynlopez

This #AnnRomney speech is a wee bit the schooling of the Sandra Fluke Obama cheerleading squad

this is a "real marriage" eh?

The whole "23 years old with a baby, and a husband in business school" story is a little glossed over, what with an extremely rich stepfather in the wings.

(Father-in-law, I mean.)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/203/wtfg.gif

pareene shut this guy up nicely (albeit while giving him a larger platform). but he's from my hometown and so thoroughly a douche . . .

i should probably stop reading twitter/following politics huh

Well, I hope Christie goes off, else I may second-guess my evening's entertainment.

goes off to get a hamburger?

"and the G.I. Bill"--crowd starts to cheer, quickly stops itself!

lol @ dude with the hat made out of yuengling boxes, you are a star

Ryan Miner ‏@RyanRMiner
What war on women? Ann Romney is the epitome of a woman. #GOP2012

Ryan Miner ‏@RyanRMiner
I want to marry a woman just like Ann Romney.
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*scratches head* An actual MittBot?

That almost pained look of confusion fixed on Romney's face is just so weird. Christie's doing a good job, and Mitt looks miserable.

Ryan Miner ‏@RyanRMiner
Ted Cruz went to Princeton and Harvard Law School. The real deal. #GOP2012

is this a chris christie 'vote for me in 2016' speech, effectively?

yeah mitt did not look appreciative

There isn't a single interesting line or original intonation in this stupid speech.

He's doing what he's supposed to, and he's not saying idiotic things about Obama. I'm not sure what you were expecting.

anyone else notice how ann romney applauds by scratching her palm?

xp lol i guess

Expecting a good performance...? This is like someone working hard for an Oscar nomination.

christie generally comes off as disgusted with people imo

kind of an awkward catchphrase at the end there

"second american century" for this you will need: 1. strong military. 2. unwavering values. 3. Unmatched work ethnic. Also I am the truthteller, this is the new era of truthtelling. Also the democrats want the status quo and we are the true revolutionaries. But in barking.

I don't know, I thought he was fine. And yes, in talking all about what he'd done back home (no idea how true any of that was), he did seem to be looking after his own future prospects as much as Romney's.

What a bunch of fluff. F'n Chuck Todd of NBC liked it

This look:

http://media.winnipegfreepress.com/images/280*217/WX108-820_2012_111136_high.jpg

Romney had it the whole way through Christie's speech. It was like he was suddenly having second thoughts about running.

NJ's current unemployment rate is higher than Michigan's. i bet Fat Fuck didn't talk about that.

well they're locked in now, no turning back from the romney train

Ann Romney says her husband will lift up America, Chris Christie ... Newsday

And yes, in talking all about what he'd done back home (no idea how true any of that was), he did seem to be looking after his own future prospects as much as Romney's.

btw the city of camden is laying off its entire police force. didn't hear him bragging about that.

but whatever helps balance the budget, right?

speaking of train, 3 doors down apparently is playing at the RNC

Lynyrd Skynyrd's scheduled concert at this week's Republican National Convention – originally planned for Sunday night at Tampa's Liberty Plaza – may have been canceled thanks to Hurricane Isaac. But to the surprise of anyone who assumes rockers wouldn't be caught anywhere near a GOP event, plenty of other musicians will be entertaining the Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan crowd in Florida this week. At press time, the lineup includes Kid Rock, Journey, the Zac Brown Band, 3 Doors Down, Dave Navarro, Guns N' Roses/Velvet Revolver drummer Matt Sorum and past American Idol winner Taylor Hicks. The house band for performances at the convention itself will be led by former Saturday Night Live guitarist-bandleader, G.E. Smith.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/journey-kid-rock-and-more-set-to-play-republican-national-convention-20120827#ixzz24u0izMHy

GE Smith and Dave Navarro, wah

enh, maybe the dosh is good

i walked by a TV today that was during reporting from the convention and went "why the fuck is GE Smith on C-Span?"

Andy Daly
‏@TVsAndyDaly

Wait a minute - he saved the winter Olympics?! That changes everything!