the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

eight registered voters in macy's! xp

Not a single Republican in Brooklyn if I'm reading this correctly

i like how super fucking purple is still only 50%

we call that 'staten purple'

eight registered voters in central park, one of whom is gop

Pitchers and Poets ‏@pitchersnpoets
Republicans chanting USA, not allowing the Puerto Rican delegate to speak. This is surreal.

what the fuck is wrong with these people

Anyone else seeing the "Jumah at the DNC" stuff spilling across FB or other places? Story is that the DNC is busing 20,000 Muslims into Charlotte. Story is, of course, 100 percent untrue (it's an independent event, three days before the convention), but you have to spend 10 minutes online to figure that out. Which means that it will very soon be right-wing gospel.

The Romney brood is going to be unavoidable for the next couple of months.

@pitchersnpoets

Hearing from @mattlanger that USA chant was to drown out Ron Paul supporters who were booing Priebus. Didn't hear that but seems feasible.

Malkin's updates have more on all that:

http://michellemalkin.com/2012/08/27/floor-fight-grass-roots-activists-battle-attempt-to-rig-gop-convention-delegate-rules/

Sununu declare”no objections” over massive boos on floor

Some angry republicans:

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Are those clothespins gripping the middle of their noses? That seems painful.

man that's crazy

The roll call is quite thrilling. Alabama, American Samoa, everyone loves Mitt.

The worst thing is, lady was over-accessorising BEFORE involving the Clothespin of Chagrin. It's hat OR scarf, not hat AND scarf, duh.

Now I know what punk rock republicans look like

http://i.imgur.com/jfIH4.jpg

its almost like these people are encouraged to be as strange as possible idgi

udgi because u hate america

that's actually Daniel Day-Lewis doin some method acting

tru xp

First time I've seen older brother Peter Romney--looks much more like George than Mitt does.

They look so stupid right now. After each state announces its delegates, a woman at the podium repeats it--except she just calls out Romney's total, ignoring Paul's. For the states where Paul has fewer delegates, it's weird, but sort of shrug-worthy. But they just announced Nevada, where Paul had the most delegates, and the woman only announced Romney's.

So surreal that this is going down just as another hurricane barrels toward New Orleans. I know voters are generally oblivious and/or stupid, but ... surely they get it, right?

BBC website has described Romney's confirmation as being 'crowned' and 'anointed' so far. Just thought it was odd, that's all.

did they give him a crown

Don't know, I haven't been watching. Hope so - then Palin pours sacred oils all over his head. Maybe drifting into stripclub territory again.

would tip

BBC website has described Romney's confirmation as being 'crowned' and 'anointed' so far. Just thought it was odd, that's all.

nyt has used 'anoint'.

"And adding insult to injury he actually attacks success," Priebus said of Obama. "This president looks down on American free enterprise. As Speaker Boehner just said, the president said, 'If you've got a business, you didn't build that.' Yeah, we do build it, right? That makes me think, that makes me think that Barack Obama has a problem with the American Dream."

Priebus said Republicans represent "the party that believes in the American Dream and wants all our children to have a chance to succeed."

he's black too

keep hearing this theme that the republicans are going to "save america". from what, exactly? is there something going on that I don't know about in the godless liberal zone?

i have an editor who likes to sub in 'amassed' : /

save america from godless liberals obvs

hmmm, not sure how i feel about that.

uhhhh, you did get that piece of mail last night, didn't you? the one that just looked like another unsolicited credit card application? it contains instructions on where to claim your UN-supplied weapons when the liberal revolution begins - thursday evening, as our enemy mitt romney accepts the evil republican revolution.

i've been practicing my flying jump kicks ALL NIGHT

okay i def don't intend to make a habit of watching FNC coverage of this convention but - krauthammer live on o'reilly now just stated that the surprise endorsement of romney would be seamus the dog who would say that trip he took on the roof of romney's car was the ride of his life.
totally deadpan

so who do y'all think? Trump? Palin? Clint Eastwood?

brett favre (having fun)

Could be Eastwood; won't be Trump. Weeks ago I would have said no chance on Palin, but if they're adopting this every-last-white-vote strategy, who knows?

the old guy from pawn stars

Reagan hologram

Ruling out Todd Akin, Jon Huntsman, Joe the Plumber, Mitt's tax lawyer, George W.

But don't count out Todd Rundgren, Clay Aiken, Jon Arbuckle, Joe Piscopo, Mitt's fax machine, or George Wendt.

^^^ would watch this convention btw

i'd watch this convention if chucky and jaws were doing commentary

someone more talented than i, can you write up some rnc commentary in the voice of jon gruden for me? i am watching with the sound off and they all look so angry - i'd like to know what THIS GUY is talking about though

If Todd sings "Hello It's Me" or "We Gotta Get You a Woman," I'd watch him address a convention of rabid squirrels.

John Kasich just attacked Joe Biden's golf game--possible issue in November.