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O Shit! Andrei Tarkovsky: POO (45 new answers)

-- which, as always, ensued from a mere twitch-blink-skip of the sleepy eye roaming the consecutive thread titles:

O Shit! It's the Republican National Convention! (766 new answers, 903 total)
Andrei Tarkovsky: POO (45 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i just felt a little lump of excrement because i realized that csi miami is on in ten minutes (20 new answers, 46 total, 20 unread)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

POO BOX

(hm, my misreadings lately seem to be sorta excrementally inclined. which is... some... weird shit, i suppose)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 9 September 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

On ILM:
Britney Spears' "Marcus Garvey" reissue

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

AWOLGATE and the "Tom Document" (61 new answers, 134 total)

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 11 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there anything else "abominable" out there besides women? (18 new answers, 1 unread)

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"I still haven't received any Grammy invitations to send out, so ......"(8 new answers, 161 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Top 100 Paedophilia Albums

(from ILM)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Too much national security : C/D?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

On ILM:
Britney Spears' "Marcus Garvey" reissue

ROFFLE

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

WOMEN: How many brains do you have?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

smacking before bed = don't do it!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 September 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever shotgunned a bee?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Cleaning up the Inlaws - do i have to?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Official Chicago Birthday Party thread - EVERYONE ISN'T INVITED

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

My life is telling me that I'm a sociopath

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 23 September 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Monday night's Kogan - Classic or Dud?"

(Couldn't believe my eyes at first. The saw that I indeed shoulnd't)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 26 September 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"how many times do you use yr bowel before you wash it?" (136 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Being a Big Mac user c/d?"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Interpol's recent assassination (12 new answers, last at 2:57 pm)

― wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

holy crap, Naive Teen Idol already said that on the actual thread

― wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Tony Blair the most native Prime Minister Briatain has ever had? (11 new answers, 36 total)

― Jedermann sein eigener Fussball (Dada), Friday, 1 October 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

One out, one in 2: the rectum (135 new answers)

― ricki spaghetti, Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

interjectory internet worlds

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you dust your pants?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Destiny's Child to Face Norm Macdonald.

― Huk-L, Friday, 8 October 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ben Kingsley RIP"

I don't know why I keep reading it that way.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Friday, 8 October 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Stirling Prize for Autechre"

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is the thread where we write open letters to stranglers who have annoyed us"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is the thread where we open letters to strangers who have annoyed us"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

'i am useless, tell me what to do with my wife'

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Doug Shaw, Putin on the Ritz @ TOMMY'S TAVERN (Unanswered)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Is independent Armenian cinema dead? (35 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Pat Robertson says Bush told him there would be no cunnilingus in Iraq (25 new answers)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"why is it not ok for me to date people at once?" (27 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

# Books/articles about Japanese psych/Interpol's antics? (1 new answer, last at 12:38 pm, 1+ unread)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

athleticism vs. agnosticism (116 new answers)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Where Is Momus' Diggity, Goddamnit ?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

He has no doubt, hence he has no diggity.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(ilm)

Amon Hüsker Dü reunion (21 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The Box Of Doughnuts (BBC TV production, 1984) (11 new answers, 45 total, last at 3:40 pm)

― wetmink (wetmink), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Busted performing LIVE to THE STREETS!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd throw all potatoes onto a deserted island somewhere and tell them to start their own civilisation (10 new answers)

― :| (....), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Election Freud Conspiracy Theory Thread" (52 new answers)

(yeh. yeh. yeh. i kno', i kno', me misreadings aren't necessarily all that funni...)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is the thread where you call out another ILE poster for having to send in his/her vagina" (3 new answers, 35 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 11 November 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Crashes that turn into relationships"

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bands who broke without telling anyone" (33 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Allyzay lyrics of "Do they know it's Christmas" here (9 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

She gets fucked at the Vibe awards! (43 new answers, last at 5:29 pm)

― wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Growing Up Goth" - new A&E show (1 new answer, 48 total, last at 3:45 am, 1 unread)

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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