Shall we anticipate the FIFTH SEASON of the AMC series "Breaking Bad"? I think I may.

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They're all different flavors of scum

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

Mike's code of honor is simply self-preservation imho

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

I do think Jesse's affinity for children/childlike character has been one of the more nuanced arcs in the show

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

his rent-a-family, his disowning of his own parents, his need for Walt as a father figure, his sentimentality about any child that crosses his path - all really well done

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Mike's code of honor is simply self-preservation imho

Nah, If this were true he would have OK'd the murder of all his men on the inside. Or killed Lydia. Or been prepared to screw over his granddaughter.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

Self-preservation c/o "Heat:" "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

Lydia stood to help him make more money. and I figure it's probably more expensive/difficult to kill all those guys on the inside than it is to just pay them off and keep them useful but I dunno maybe I missed something. the granddaughter thing is strictly sentimentality though. I don't think it's a mark of honor to feel sentimental about your own flesh and blood really...

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

Walt sure doesn't!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

as far as not cheating goes, a lack of free time plays into it, also wearing sunglasses AND heisenberg hat AND glowering menacingly in his ok cupid profile probably didn't help

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Does Jesse have a money-laundering method, or is he just accumulating cash?

Bobby-fil-A (WmC), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

remember when walt made a move on the school principal? he isn't exactly smooth with the ladies.

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

I actually do like to think this and think of Mike's weariness as his best quality.

It is without a doubt his best facial expression.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/24498146.jpg

kinder, Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztgkbjm5x1qz9z8no1_500.jpg

kinder, Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

It is without a doubt his best only facial expression.

wk, Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

when i was in high school there was this sub/detention monitor and everyone called him sad dog (who's the sub for ms johnson today? who else, sad dog)
mike reminds me of him

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

Mike is the only one in this show who knows how the story ends.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

(pretty much everybody on the show is loathsome with the exception of Junior)

fuck Flynn, snotty little shit

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

PRESS B TO EAT BREAKFAST

nashwan, Friday, 24 August 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I hate Flynn. He's, like, half golly gee and half bratty teen. And he puts empty cereal boxes back in the cabinet without telling anyone he's finished them, the jerk.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 August 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

siap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQG5_rR4hog

pplains, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

Does Jesse have a money-laundering method, or is he just accumulating cash?

think Saul was laundering Jesse's money iirc

dmr, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

LOL @ Mentos commercial.

schwantz, Friday, 24 August 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

think Saul was laundering Jesse's money iirc

Jesse blew him off when Saul tried to get him to invest in the beauty salon, so I dunno about this

The Radioheads are massive in the Man community (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Here's a listicle with a lot of good observations and a few predictions:

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/08/breaking-bad-allusions/

The Holly-always-in-pink thing is interesting.

America's Mobile, Friday, 24 August 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Walt was always cutting off his own crusts - watching Crazy 8 tear off his own momentarily humanized him in Walt's eyes. IIRC.

aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 24 August 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

I have now come across the Holly-is-going-to-die theory in several places, not least that crazy prominent spitball in the New Yorker:

The audience now waits along with Skyler, as the narrative builds toward a finale in which anything might happen, since there will be no need to keep us watching. (A baby might die, for instance, maybe by swallowing the ricin pellet that’s tucked away in the Whites’ home.)

Does that link there note that several viewers insist Walt was wearing a wire in the season premiere?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 August 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

i am not sure we care enough / remember enough about holly's existence to care about her dying. but we'll see.

emo mcgee vs ricky hitler (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 August 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

and, that ricin pellet is comprehensively tucked away! in a sealed pack screwed behind an electrical socket!

emo mcgee vs ricky hitler (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 August 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

good listicle, nonetheless

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

and, that ricin pellet is comprehensively tucked away! in a sealed pack screwed behind an electrical socket!

Because we all know early crawlers never have a thing for electrical sockets ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 August 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Screen-Shot-2012-08-23-at-9.30.47-AM-650x567.png

Don't get these crazy people started.

pplains, Saturday, 25 August 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

remember when walt made a move on the school principal? he isn't exactly smooth with the ladies.

He was trying to get fired. Do you really think he was trying to fuck her out of the blue and just hasn't bothered to try it with any woman since?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 August 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

if he was trying to get fired I guess that was a win/win play then

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

i don't remember how that transpired - why was Walt trying to get fired?

Nhex, Saturday, 25 August 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

it happened in the past year, how can you not remember?

(srs this is why i hate him just turning 51 for four years of storylines. i also can't remember obv.)

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:40 (thirteen years ago)

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a hoy hoy, Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:47 (thirteen years ago)

It is without a doubt his best only facial expression.

messiahwannabe, Saturday, 25 August 2012 08:44 (thirteen years ago)

He was trying to get fired.

Plausible but debatable.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 August 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)

Don't get these crazy people started.

Spanx?

reckless driving, abuse of small dogs, thirst for fame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 25 August 2012 09:00 (thirteen years ago)

Walt hasn't interacted with any women as hot as the principal in the last year iirc

nashwan, Saturday, 25 August 2012 10:41 (thirteen years ago)

Walt was kind of a rudderless mess around the time of the principal pass - he was trying to fuck her, he wasn't thinking calculatedly enough at the time. It was less 'trying to be fired' and more 'not caring whether or not he was fired'.

Matt DC, Saturday, 25 August 2012 11:26 (thirteen years ago)

I don't remember that at all. I feel like this programme has been on forever.

trishyb, Saturday, 25 August 2012 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

i am not sure we care enough / remember enough about holly's existence to care about her dying. but we'll see.

― emo mcgee vs ricky hitler (Merdeyeux), Friday, August 24, 2012 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

er killing a baby in a piece of fiction tends to get an emotional reaction out of the audience no matter what, especially if it's the child of major characters. you gotta be a cold motherfucker to go "well she didn't have enough screentime for me to care -- she never had ONE memorable line of dialogue!"

some dude, Saturday, 25 August 2012 11:56 (thirteen years ago)

Those baby geniuses from Baby Geniuses had some memorable lines

anita lobsterita (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

"Something or other about 'diaper gravy'" - that one baby genius

ALL TIME

anita lobsterita (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 12:15 (thirteen years ago)

you gotta be a cold motherfucker to go "well she didn't have enough screentime for me to care -- she never had ONE memorable line of dialogue!"

have you seen this thing called the internet?

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 25 August 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)

i realize that cold motherfuckers exist, yes

some dude, Saturday, 25 August 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

Looks like Badger's gonna be on AfterMASH that Office spinoff featuring Dwight. Hopefully they'll include all of those episodes as a bonus disc in the Office complete series DVD set when both shows end next year. He deserves to get some sweet derivative checks for a while.

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

mike all smh

why did those guys need to know that jesse was the second best cook?

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 27 August 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)


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