the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

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also THIS

http://i.imgur.com/7abv0.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus dude, way to put your county right at the top of Obama's to-conquer list.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

In the gym last night Fox News was on one of the tvs and I saw a Fox host defending the labeling of rape with different names because he does not want his taxpayer dollars responsible for taking care of a child born from a consensual relationship between a 19 year-old guy and a 16-year-old woman/girl.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

I don't want my taxpayer dollars responsible for firing missiles at other countries

guess what, you don't get to earmark your tax dollars

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

Supremacy of the Unborn American Fetus

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

If abortion became illegal, would they try the 16-year-old as an adult?

pplains, Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

would give 16 yo the death penalty iirc

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

State Sen. Michael Baumgartner (R-6, Spokane), who’s running for US Senate against two-term Democratic incumbent US Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-WA), appears to have sent me a bizarre email late last night...

As we noted yesterday, a main part of Baumgartner’s campaign platform is ending the war in Afghanistan.

eh we could do worse

goole, Thursday, 23 August 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

True enough!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Meantime everyone read this

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/09/fear-of-a-black-president/309064/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Oh hey, a thousand pages worth of Bain files about Mitt's taxes.

http://gawker.com/5936394/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

wow

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

uh oh

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

yah but it's Gawker and hence lamestream media

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

wowwww

goole, Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

Love this Fortune blogger:

https://twitter.com/danprimack

He's basically going "Uh yeah I had these years ago there's nothing interesting there." It doesn't seem to have clicked with him yet.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

re: the TNC article, my largest hope for a 2nd Obama term is that, without the need to think of re-election, he actually goes ham on some idiots

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

^a golden oldie from 1996

Anagram for Elect Obama Biden:

A menace blob tide

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/19/opinion/sunday/coates-obamas-perceived-transformation.html?_r=1

Coates' other recent article re President Obama

curmudgeon, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

this is the third time you've posted that article in two days, I think we've all seen it by now

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

you're right

curmudgeon, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, WmC, how IS your bro in law taking all this?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:24 PM (2 days ago)

Just to update -- yesterday I found out he's discovered Conservapedia, so... might as well write him off as bad debt, frankly. My only question at this point is whether my stridency pushed him farther to the right.

Bobby-fil-A (WmC), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Hahah oh dear. Just tell him "Yeah, I heard that was a Obama sting operation so they could get your names. I'm sure that's not true."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

call him up in the middle of the night and warn him that the black helicopters are on their way to his house

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

With the black men in them.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder if I could convince him I'm Andy Schlafly and he's needed in Alaska for a very important undercover mission.

Bobby-fil-A (WmC), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

"The Walmart there needs cleansing. Pitbull visited."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

Uhhh Joe Arpaio is going to speak at the RNC?

That is fucked up.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha well hell they might as well invite Akin now.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

Uhhh Joe Arpaio is going to speak at the RNC?

That is fucked up.

I think you mean "awesome". hoping he's carted off to jail immediately afterwards.

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

wow, this gawker series is a really impressive piece of journalism and honestly, i've never had warmer feelings for gawker before

Mordy, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

At least it's not from the podium:

http://www.ktar.com/?sid=1569428&nid=22

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

lol "I am giving a talk at a zoo"

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

re: the TNC article, my largest hope for a 2nd Obama term is that, without the need to think of re-election, he actually goes ham on some idiots

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, August 23, 2012 12:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^a golden oldie from 1996

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 23, 2012 1:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya this unfortunately never happens, many of the forces constraining politicians dont really have anything to do w/reelection

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

there's a reason I said "hope" and not "expectation"

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

also I am just expressing a desire to see Obama yell at someone

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Something like that health care summit where he pwned some fools, but, like, every week for four years.

Bobby-fil-A (WmC), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

then he would be angry tho xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

I want another event where GOPers invite him to get barraged by idiocy and he steps up to all their questions.

But then again my mindset is a product of the Enlightenment that is obsessed with accuracy and active, complex cognition, to where it interferes with political effectiveness and expediency. Also, that rational minds thru reason can surmount the hard-wired limitations of actual human brains evolved from off-the-shelf parts for living situations that havent existed for thousands of years before Abraham showed up.

So, yeah, a President actually smarter than me easily able to show up some fools thru the power of his brain and voice alone.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

that rational minds thru reason can surmount the hard-wired limitations of actual human brains evolved from off-the-shelf parts for living situations that havent existed for thousands of years before Abraham Lincoln showed up.

^^ fixed

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

that rational minds thru reason can surmount the hard-wired limitations of actual human brains evolved from off-the-shelf parts for living situations that havent existed for thousands of years before Abraham Simpson showed up.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Abe_Simpson.png

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

But he's not yelling at clouds in that pic

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

I want an event where Obama and GOPers get barraged by questions about the 98% of stuff they are secretly in lockstep on that would smash the "hopelessly divided" cover story.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

but but... would the nation survive

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

98% huh

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/23/bishops_god_votes_republican/

re cardinal dolan's closing benediction at the convention, other recent coziness between gop and church

j., Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

I want an event where Obama and GOPers get barraged by questions about the 98% of stuff they are secretly in lockstep on that would smash the "hopelessly divided" cover story.

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 23, 2012 3:14 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

98% of congress are freemasons

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

what, freemasons have meetings, you saying they don't disagree about anything at the meetings, that's what happens at meetings

j., Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

Stonemasons surely

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

I want an event where Obama and GOPers get barraged by questions about the 98% of stuff they are secretly in lockstep on that would smash the "hopelessly divided" cover story.

I guess when you consider all the possible things they could disagree on, 98% agreement is not too bad. For instance, both sides are in agreement on the feasibility of relocating Congress to Jupiter (not feasible), or whether or not the government should ban turtleneck sweaters (no). Human beings are about 99.9% identical genetically, and yet we still manage to seem pretty diverse.

o. nate, Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)


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