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jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

pz'YOLO

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

You are now watching the throne
Don't let me eat a P'Zone

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

you know how many p'zones I own?

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

this might not count but i tried one of taco bell's new "cantina bowls" today. i imagine it's still terrible for you since it contains both guacamole-product and a creamy sauce, but it made me feel less like death than i usually do after eating there.

a swarm of sentient bees (reddening), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:50 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/g3upx.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vIDJH.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WM4b9.jpg

KFC literally serves you a bowl of hot vomit

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

:(

post some pix of real chinese food to make up for the queasy feeling I now have

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I like:
mashed potatoes
gravy
corn
friend chicken
cheese

So why does this make me feel so bad inside?

carl agatha, Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

Actually I think it's because the slightly transparent gravy looks like snot/bile and now I'm going to unbookmark this thread blech

carl agatha, Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

friend chicken :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

KFC famous bowels

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure i scrolled through this thread than the encyclopedia dramatica 'offended' page

so disgusting

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

/more quickly than/

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WM4b9.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0MzSeqFbaZY/TpzchghicMI/AAAAAAAAAAk/GC23OaCxtAI/s400/Royal+Trux.jpg

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i find it marginally easier to spend 10 seconds looking at the rtx cover

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

the thing on the left is presumably eaten by many thousands of people whereas even neil hagerty and jennifer herrema at their worst probably wouldn't eat the thing on the right

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

stevie not taken in by all that funky narration, a+ post

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

feel like we kinda dropped the ball on this thread this year so good revive

packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 30 December 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

is it just the sweetcorn that makes the thing on the left look so much like a bowl of shit?

did sweet sixteen ever come out on vinyl? love that album so much...

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Sunday, 30 December 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

taco bell calls its desserts "sweet treats"

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

no lie though I've been meaning to check out the new 99 cent grillers

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5zoeS.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

The new dessert menu includes a new cookie sandwich which features two triangular chocolate chip cookies, filled with vanilla cream - available for $1.29. The menu also includes a churro for $0.99. These items will complement the company's existing dessert range, which includes caramel apple empanada and bite-sized Cinnamon Twists.

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

my goodness

http://i.imgur.com/w5krf.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

what the hell this honestly can't be the size of what you get for 99 cents

http://i.imgur.com/KSzCy.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

mcdonalds snackers are more expensive and nowhere near that big

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vYH6e.png

http://i.imgur.com/XHXwJ.png

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

Frutista also the name of the font that ad is set in

sleepingbag, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

today is the day that I learned that BK actually has a triple whopper out

http://i.imgur.com/y5V0l.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OJAoU.png

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of when I visited montreal in high school and we all found out that the mcdonalds there had a big mac but with three patties - of course we all got one, and were like, damn, canadians be gettin down on some freaky shit across the border, so amazing that literally you can just cross this magic line and all of a sudden you can buy a big mac with three patties and it's actually cheaper too (this was before parity)

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

Wow; I'm gonna have to get on that Triple Whopper. I once ate a Double Whopper a day for about four months straight. I regret nothing.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

of course wendy's has a triple stacker too

http://i.imgur.com/mAHwy.png

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

mcdonald's sadly lagging behind

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

waiting for the mckie d's brass to be like... fuck it... we're going to four

four patties

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

*gasps are heard in the board room, somebody faints*

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

The McColon Filler

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

I love how there were probably hour-long meetings in the Wendy's marketing department about the wording of that ad. "No, no, we HAVE to say 'hot off the grill'; studies show it'll increase our sales 7%."

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

Dave's Hot'N Juicy Hamburgers sounds very erotic

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

Especially since he's dead.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hY8B0.jpg

I am told that this picture depicts a 'langostino lobster bite' from long john silvers

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

alls I gotta say is whomever invented Fried PB&J clouds deserves to die hideously

NINO CARTER, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

that sounds delicious

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

2am chopped top (brimstead), Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

btw mc rib is back.

2am chopped top (brimstead), Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

I had one two weeks ago

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)


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