I HATE CLUBBING

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stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps another interesting and relevant thing about all this is the age difference between the pros and the antis - the pros seem to be younger

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What a revolutionary idea!

Clubbing! It's something you grow out of!

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

dog latin is young, though.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Next week: old people dislike rock music and driving too fast! (Except Alex in NYC)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is useful because it taught me what Bridge and Tunnel means, dont know why the people called their bar/club that.

as regards Bridge and Tunnel, I suppose I am the archetypal Bridge and Tunneler. started when I was 16, travelling thorguh bridges and tunels on the train to london from my beloved CommuterTown home in search of the bright lights of Gilles Peterson et al. carried on doing so until this day, except i have moved to london recently, so i guess i can't keep on calling myself that.

But really, central london is full of people travelling in to go out cos there isnt so much good nightlife further out of zone 1. if you are presented with the nightlife opportunities of say, Hemel Hempstead (viz. Visage and Ethos at leisureworld), then a trip to london seems pretty attractive.

to be honest, if you move to eg. clerkenwell, which has fabric, turnmills, fluid, lifthouse etc. then you have to think before you move there: "hmmmm loads of bars/nightclubs here, maybe better move somewhere quieter".
Is it not like moving to Gillespie Road and complaining that every Saturday loads of Arsenal fans come down, piss in gardens, leave litter everywhere, make loads of noise etc etc?

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

true, i am only 23 and i was exposed to clubbing form the ages of 17-21.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

don't take it like that kate, i'm actually referring to those that Gareth is taking issue with (of whom you were not one). perhaps age is a factor there - even if there's only a few years gap. and this was about hipsters/irony lovers/whatever not clubbing per se.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The clubbing thing also ties in with my hippie idea that it's the drug of the nation. Young people today will be one day be remembered as the clubbers, the ibiza holidayers - not the Punks, not the Hippies, not the Teds or the Ravers or the Mods or the Rockers. There's nothing rebellious about clubbing - it's a capitalist's wet dream. Keep all the hotheaded youngsters locked in a little box and let gorillas keep them under control. If they take drugs or get in fights, it doesn't matter because they're spending a lot of money and they're doing it well out of our way.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

stop harshing my anti-establishment buzz dude. also, how's my hair?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

In the words of an old friend of mine, a Hacienda veteran: "It might as well have been Norman Tebbit handing out those e's".

Tag (Tag), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

This is one of those threads where you really want to respond to something, then you find you're only halfway down it and that topic is long done. But Gareth otm, generally.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder if he ever gets tired of being otm all the time

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth takes The Money, spends on deerstalker hats.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and frozen pizzas.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(Haha Ronan, see when you say "the whole book/cover analogy is flawed", I think, "YES EXACTLY!!! FUCK THE COVER!!!!!" Perhaps I should find a new catchphrase so that people don't think I'm trying to be "deep".)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Young people today will be one day be remembered as the clubbers, the ibiza holidayers - not the Punks, not the Hippies, not the Teds or the Ravers or the Mods or the Rockers. There's nothing rebellious about clubbing - it's a capitalist's wet dream.

In other words, just like the Hippies, Mods, etc. I don't think young people *today* will be remembered for clubbing -- maybe the late '80s lot. But not us. i mean, people still listen to psychedelic music, punk music -- but that won't define the early naughties either.

ENRQ (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Enrique - no one's going to remember this generation as being in psychedelic music. Up until fairly recently you couldn't switch on the telly without youth culture programmes "banging" on about clubbing and Ibiza and Ayia Napa etc. At least hippies, mods etc tried to have a social or political outlook or at least make some kind of statement in the interest of their generation. The only statement clubbers make is that they've given up and would rather just chug money into large corporations and dodgy looking "businessmen" in black suits.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I mean -- club music (house, trance) went down the dumper and is now strickly minority. Things have changed a lot in the last decade. I don't think 4/4 music defines us -- the big popular music scene since the late nineties has been rnb/hip-hop, and to an extent, garage. Mods were ultra-conformist anyway.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i would agree with that based on what i hear booming out of cars the last few years (never 4/4 unlike ten years or so ago)

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck statements in the interests of their generation, the statement in clubbing was the music.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That's great Ronan -- a brilliant defence of the total fucking apathy and willed stupidity of a generation.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Music is music, as soon as you suggest it has to do one thing or another you're making rules. If that is what's caused this generation to be apathetic then fine, rather that than a horrible mélange of political opinion, taste, fashion etc.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Music is music, as soon as you suggest it has to do one thing or another you're making rules.

Well, the purpose of the music comes out of the context, and the of the subculture we're talking about was retrogressive-escapist. Although the music doesn't *have* to be used for that (oh no rules oh no) these are interesting times to be completely ignoring.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

club music isn't necessarily 4/4. I wasn't even talking about the music, I was talking about clubbers, and clubbers are what the current generation is about.

Enrique OTM. This "it's all about the music, fuck the politics" attitude is half the reason i'm against it. Not that I'm saying we should stop having fun and start listening to Billy Bragg and RATM, of course, but it would be nice to think that my generation had a bit more "umph" to it, especially in this political climate. Maybe clubbing is a backlash against the whole "Generation X" thing. Even recently abandoned style/social movements like Grunge were non-conformist to an extent. Club culture is the antipathy of this - it's about spending money on fashion, spending money on door and coat tariffs, spending money on drink and cocaine. The most rebellious/dangerous thing about clubbing is the obligatory after hours brawl that ensues whether you like it or not.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure what definition of "club" we're going on here, I presume not a very wide one.

Essentially the above reads to me like "the kids nowadays drink too much and it's all just grab grab grab, and then fights too!".

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

there is a narrow definition of politics at work here

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

these are interesting times to be ignored

I was shocked and surprised as a freshman to see how rife the "blahblahblah I'm not listening" attitude amongst my peers. I don't think I ever had one decent deep-n-meaningful* with anyone within the three years I was there. Students either got angry, questioned why I was trying to get "all clever" on them or just acted plain bored if ever anything came up. This attitude seemed to be exponential with the popularity of club culture, and ironic cheesy discos. It wasn't cool to be interested, or to rebel, or to be non-conformist anymore.

*not as in "oh dear, my boy/girlfriend's dumped me, what do I do?" deep-n-meaningful. The other kind.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

well club culture sparked several rants a year or so along the lines of 'ultimate capitalism' from all sorts including Petridis and Wells...both choosing to focus on that aspect with a somewhat irritating sneery bias. as if it was decided that 'actually, Cream, gatecrasher etc. were rubbish weren't they? or at least they are now' - which in turn brings us back to Captain Lido and his charge against the anti-hip brigade perhaps, as I imagine he would now be favouring the whole Superclub phase with it's glam factor and general superficial leanings. where the coked up girls in fluffy bras at?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Essentially the above reads to me like "the kids nowadays drink too much and it's all just grab grab grab, and then fights too!".

Yes, to an extent.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(please note the tone of that post was tongue-in-cheek/devil's advocate and i am not goading the g-child, just a little mischief)

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I find college the opposite, the majority of people are anxious to appear politically active and alot of people are into the same stuff as a result, music or film or whatever.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had v diff experiences to dl, to me clubbing was dead by the time I was old enough for it: no life, a top-down culture that did occasionally produce great tunes. As a lifestyle it held out no appeal -- this was the Gatecrasher era! -- ugly, drug-driven, deliberately stupid.

This is a few years ago -- now I think about subcultures and while I do prefer acid house/house etc to punk/mod *music*, I also think it's a dismal reflection of the aspirations of people my age. I know how much that's likely to get pissed on by standard-issue ILX science [narrow definition of politics' -- I KNOW, I'm not STUPID, but sometimes, the day after a major right-wing success, for example, one needs a little focus), but fuck it, that's how it seems to me.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

well Enrique over here there seems to be a massive amount of support for socially conscious music etc in the colleges and from people my age, or people I know, but we're still further right than Britain.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i would not be favouring superclubs, now, or at any time.

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am faintly afeared of what this 'socially conscious music' might be.

Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

that is to say I think the apathy is maybe rooted in something deeper, personally I am not totally apolitical or apathetic, however I can't identify with the left really, or at least can't find my place within any of the parties or ideologies there either, it just feels suffocating and I don't think disliking Bush or disliking Blair is enough of a unifying opinion to rope people in. I think there is a view that somehow we can all be united by just wanting a change, to paper over the fact that even the anti-Bush people are in no way united.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ricky rest assured it's shite!

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And yes, it is a dumbing down of a nation. "Take your pills, you'll be fine", "We work too hard to give a shit anymore". I'm sure when I was younger, there were people who gave a toss about certain things. These same people work in offices all day (like me) and then they're too zonked by it all at the end of the week (like me) to think straight, hence this "I'm so depressed, I've gotta spend the little dollar I earn on getting totally fucked and dancing to moronic, ironic music that I don't even really like" - this in reference to the more provincial side of clubbing admittedly.
When I talk about clubbing I am not talking about electroclash or microhouse type clubs - I'm talking about superclubs, student nights, cheese discos and suburban nightspots as this is what I'm familiar with.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan -- yeah, it does seem that stuff has gotten more emo-political since I was at uni, ie post-No Logo small-capitalist/anti-war stuff, so fair play, I find them insufferably self-righteous and retrogressive [although I am anti-war obv]. I know eg Coldplay fans who hate on house from a similar angle to mine, so I know the risks involved.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a lot of stupid shit being talked in this thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The latter bit of it, at any rate.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean 'there must be a reason that I gave up on music in '99' is the subtext of my posts. I'm innocent of microhouse etc.

MDC -- do expand.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

SHOCKAH (xpost)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

that is to say I think the apathy is maybe rooted in something deeper, personally I am not totally apolitical or apathetic, however I can't identify with the left really, or at least can't find my place within any of the parties or ideologies there either, it just feels suffocating and I don't think disliking Bush or disliking Blair is enough of a unifying opinion to rope people in. I think there is a view that somehow we can all be united by just wanting a change, to paper over the fact that even the anti-Bush people are in no way united.

But surely clubbing is the most conservative (small 'c') ideal. Clubbers want it to stay this way forever. Dressing differently or listening to alternative music are frowned upon. It's all about what Posh Spice is up to or what happened on Big Brother last night - the most moronic shit imaginable designed for a nation of dozers who find watching another bunch of dozers really fun. I don't understand the point in listening to cheesy music just because it's ironic - I'd rather listen to something good. But as a student, it was the cheese nights that won out, not the alternative nights or the proper dance nights. Right I've forgotten what I was saying now... this is confusing, I'm sorry...

It's been two and a half years since I graduated and maybe the student climate has changed, but there are plenty of students and early-20s folk in my area, most of whom couldn't give a shit about their current climate.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(In general, can we acknowledge that pretty much any thread can be viewed as "stupid shit" if you look at it from the richt angle and shift focus of discussion to why those angles exist and if they're justified/defensible?)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(If the answer's "No you big floppy twat", that's cool.)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

socially conscious music:

http://www.mk002b5731.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/albums_westendgirls_mixes.jpg

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you mean just the average clubs don't you. But they surely did not suddenly come about as a result of rave culture??? weren't there always nightclubs and "clubbing"? Or dances? Or something?

You can't blame acid house for that!

Mind you I think your Big Brother dissing is a bit clichéd, it never ceases to baffle me how people suggest that watching actual people in realtime is somehow more moronic in principle than watching made up stories played out by actors?

Of course neither are moronic but if we're in the business of breaking things down to the brass tacks and gawping "it's just PEOPLE. IN A HOUSE" then I'm unsure Big Brother appears the silliest thing on TV, or the most idiotic.

On the contrary Big Brother strikes me as something of natural interest to anyone! I'm amazed it's become such a scapegoat for "something or other", from the same vaguely anti-capitalist people.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I like going out and having fun and doing drugs and acting like a moron, but I don't make it a way of life. I like to think I can at least *pretend* to have more than two brain cells to rub together rather than make it my destiny to have a warddrobe of a rainbow of Ben Sherman shirts, a coke habit and nothing to say.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)


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