the needy indie girl is killing me
― mellow, groovy, chilled out, cool (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)
Guilty lols.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ugandan-powerball-jackpot-hits-31-grains-of-rice,29208/
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)
reminds me of this
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
am I the only person who thinks the "what I really meant to say..." article wasn't funny at all?
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
it is about as funny as those articles M4rc L0i wrote for The Spoof
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/holy-shit-i-just-realized-people-want-to-kill-my-d,28891/^missed this earlier
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)
dark dark dark hilarityhttp://onion.com/NEz69k
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
NEW EPISODE OF SEX HOUSE OH JESUS GOD OH GOD.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
the frog special effects on this are so great
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
sexy game of settlers of catan!
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
jesus, this got darker than i would've guessed
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
ahahaha, mannnn, this is really chugging along nicely. "Those days are just lost to me."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
"sex house" deserves its own thread, frank deserves an emmy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
/!\~incoming sext~/!\ thread of sex house
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know if I can sit through the rest of it. My wife already bowed out.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-full-week-without-deadly-mass-sh,29293/
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
uh...
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
UPDATE: Never Mind
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
Whenever a news item says "this sounds like something straight from The Onion", it rarely actually does.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
They are kicking arse with the dark satire recently, its amazing. The video one of the astronauts dying a "painful high pitched death" choking on helium was just... jesus christ.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
Somehow I had never seen this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/shaq-misses-entire-second-half-with-pulled-pork-sa,2895/
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
Ten episodes of the 60's Batman show
http://www.avclub.com/articles/10-episodes-that-find-the-60s-batman-at-its-campy%2C84592/
Philip Baker Hall on playing Seinfeld's "Bookman"
God bless the AV club.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
Bookman link: http://www.avclub.com/articles/philip-baker-hall-on-the-chicago-8-seinfeld-and-pa,84611/
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/911-truther-convinced-government-destroyed-past-11,29520
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
loooooool
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
LOOOOOOOOOOL
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)
That is beautiful.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)
And yet ... Mohammed conspicuously absent from the fray.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)
it's almost as if...that's the point of the fucking story
― balls, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
lol balls!
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
Oh, I get it now.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)
hahahaha
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
Theyre on fucking fire lately:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/googles-911-homepage-design-stirs-controversy,29524/
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 14 September 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
ganesh some
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 September 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
is it just me or have they been really daring lately?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 14 September 2012 10:44 (thirteen years ago)
I think a lot of this is angry writers who didn't make the move to Chicago and figure their days are numbered, so why not go for it?
― Three Word Username, Friday, 14 September 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)
I think the angry Onion writers who did not make the move are no longer writers.If anything, maybe it's an attention getting move from the writers who did make the move, as well as the new writers the old, ex writers prematurely denigrated.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
I kinda feel like its a cyclical thing with The Onion, they get kinda stale for awhile and then every so often they'll unleash a string of stuff that pushes the limits.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
that sounds right
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
what is this move you speak of?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 14 September 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
the onion moved their editorial offices to chicago (where their corporate hq has been for some time) this summer
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/business/2012/03/onions-bumpy-ride-chicago/50149/
― 1staethyr, Friday, 14 September 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
1 group that hasn't moved yet: video. that move is going to happen, though. enjoy sex house while you've got it.
― hot slag (lukas), Friday, 14 September 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
It ended yesterday, so perfect timing!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
Although the video dept. was still based in NY at the time, Sex House was shot in Chicago with Chicago actors. So you neeeever knoooooow.
― Old Lunch, Friday, 14 September 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
ohhh
― hot slag (lukas), Friday, 14 September 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
where had they been located?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 14 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
When the sex house writers were on reddit they were saying they'd been onion writers for a while who didn't want to move to Chicago and wouldn't be doing so. I think normal onion video (the spoof news and sport stuff) has all moved to chicago, but the 'onion digital studios' stuff like sex house is funded by youtube and will be staying in nyc?
― sktsh, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
Surprised me that they're not still in Madison, actually!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)
The Onion is in the midst of the biggest upheaval in the newspaper's 24-year history.
Holy shit, I feel really old. 24 years!?
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)