Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

"A MAAAAAAAAAA-UN!!!"

I am so sick apparently. Like... I was feeling under the weather/tired while I was in London but figured it was mostly a result of out almost all night drinking with Owen and folks and the bus ride home was congested and miserable but such are bus rides but I am now on day two of sore throat sneezing fever and have just gotten to the solid-food-is-not-my-friend stage of whatever this is.

so sorry, Alex. And here we are talking about getting jostled in airplane bathrooms.

It's ok. Which like - palpable irony because the boy has been all over me since I got home and I don't want to get him sick.

Anyway continue regaling us with stories about thanksgiving Hookups!

hah, no more to that story unfortunately

hope you feel better soon tho!

I am so bad at cruising and don't think I've ever actually done it w this one exception of this one time drunk at like 2am on a bus (a public transit bus, not the the Greyhound). I think you sort of have to be classically "hot" to be a successful cruiser.

hmm I don't know! You know the way you can tell a guy or girl gets enuff by their smell? One successful hookup begets another.

I am told I can be a flirt sometimes but it's one of those things where sometimes I don't quite realize it. Or I do, but he doesn't quite realize it

xxp

Wait are you talking abt how people smell like sex like even a day/shower later?

ew

i really cannot stand it when people do not smell clean

it's like i just took a shower with coconut body scrub, put some cologne on and used conditioner and u can't be bothered to make urself taste good

u gotta be fucking kidding me

... i just woke up from a nap, i'm kind of grumps

Pheronomes don't always smell like old cum, gays.

Surm, manly musk in moderation and in the right places is SUCH a turn on and you know it!!

Also yeah I remember the first time that happened to me, like I woke up and took a shower and went to my internship and an hour later I got really alarmed bcz I started producing a smell that was exactly like that of the guy whose apt I'd just left and I was like "wtf how is my body doing this"

Also weirdly enough I am totally going through a high-quality soap phase. I just paid $5 for a bar of black pepper soap from Duross & Langel that was like the size of a piece of sushi but holy shit does it smell good.

i am very like - it is important to me

like one time this guy just tasted like cinamon or something and i will never forget it, like that was his thing

very into goat's milk soap lately. xp

i like my natural stank tbqh

I have the house to myself for a few days and feel like I should be trying to orchestrate a hookup of some kind but laziness/apathy/etc

you should try anyway

you should invite all us gays

You can play Chic and Morbs can stand there and not dance and surm can bug you for Mariah Carey tunes.

that does sound really fun

i'm that chick yo

You Can Play Chic And Morbs Can Stand There And Not Dance And Surm Can Bug You For Mariah Carey Tunes - gay fall 2012

You Can Play Chic And Morbs Can Stand There And Not Dance And Surm Can Bug You For Mariah Carey Tunes and We Can Jostle Our Pent Up Aching Rivers in Airplane Toilets

i would end up talking to morbs about something serious i can just see it

i always wind up in unlikely conversations at parties, it's one of my things

as long as there's good gin and herb

i love that

you know gin is very herbacious

i think i'll have some now

only i have to put on the right outfit first

btw you got me into "I'm That Chick" four years ago

I might dance if I could walk more than 10 steps a minute

oh i'm so glad xp, that shit is really like a drug

so i put on my red pants, and red white and blue striped tank top to sit down and review the new taylor swift song with a gin martini

... that might have been the gayest statement i've ever uttered

and Ryan's like well you know taylor swift has been wearing a lot of red white and blue lately

apparently she's dating a Kennedy or something

i put on my red pants 'cause i likes to dance

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/4/709/10160_512x288_manicured__YnPHfHaBR0SgOhaSvDWWVA.jpg

is that molly shannon?

as sally o'malley, yes

she's such a fun performer, molly shannon

http://hommemaker.com/2012/08/20/why-the-gays-hate-their-bodies/

EXTERMINATE

EXTERMINATE

LOL, was going to let someone else do the honors.

I'd say Paul Verhoeven should adapt that post into a movie, but he's already done a few "close enough" flicks.

Let’s face it, Gay people are better at life than straight people. They eat better, wear better clothes, and go on more glamourous vacations. I don’t really know why, it’s just a fact of life. But with this great privilege comes a great burden. Not only do we have to make tons of money to pay for all these stupid clothes and vacations, we also have to work out for hours on only 80 calories a day to prevent ourselves from being socially ostracized.

Put me in an airport in Iowa and I’m pretty much the skinniest person there.

He probably is right, though. His boyfriend is going to dump his ass.

condescending to everyone!

there is so much wrong with that post, it's impossible

i had no idea fishing could keep you so slim. so nagl.

he actually cites brian moylan

It's a perfect storm, really. It's just missing a cutline from Al3x D1m1tr0v's latest poem.

from the comments:

getting old sucks. I’m not even 30 and still totally attractive and yet can’t help but feel the pendulum swing against me. it’s harder to maintain the six-pack, tan, and perfectly tousled hair when the muffin top, nose hair, and widow’s peak start to grow.