Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

I didn't end up dancing last night anyway Alex, I sat around in a weird mood moving waveforms around pretending I was getting shit done.

Tonight though my big gay housemate is doing a BBQ on a little gas stove he just bought, I am so excited

I've never pent out on a bus or airplane. I suppose it's been done.

it has.

alex what is your boyfriend's name

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I haven't de-pented on a bus or plane. I am just pent up. Without any foreseeable release until 11 or so.

Stevie had a wonderful greyhound story iirc.

Sad to hear you were feeling out of sorts Owen but we will find another opportunity to hit the town. BBQs are fun.

omg where is my dealer

the eternal question

word. he just got here with his girlfriend who is like super nice. (he's really hot so i'm not surprised) and we talked about mariah carey

apparently he used to have a supercrush on her when he was a kid (again not a surprising thing)

my dealer is this nice older woman i work with. she has dreadlocks.

ph1l and i are smoking and watching the 3rd season of buffy

I've never pent out on a bus or airplane. I suppose it's been done.

It has. Also on subways and other trains, and you can see numerous recordings of it on your favorite -tube site. Scat and exploitative videos are the only things I'd less like to see than some asshole beating off next to a sleeping stranger or jizzing onto a pole on an O'Hare Blue Line car.

that is certainly a thing i have never done

That just seems unsanitary.

But one can always lean against the wall for that jostling effect.

that is certainly a thing i have never done

I think it's obvious, but I want to be clear: I have not JO'ed on any public vehicle. Also, I'm not judging anyone for a little ficky-fick on a bus, train, or plane, just saying the almost-flasher thing is not cool with me. And filming it is also pretty icky.

Wait, no. I did rub one out through my pocket in 8th grade on the school bus when I was the last passenger. Didn't post it to Xtube though.

there is an article on the guardian explaining people how to be gay and they say you 'have' to cruise but I have never done that. what am I missing. do you guys do this all the time? sounds exciting but im terribly shy. started reading about the stuff on the internet and then I got depressed because of the owen p story, the surm one, and all the cruising I have never done.

it isn't depressing, it's nice! agonizing over whether or not to say hi to someone is a good problem to have. i mean flirting is like a necessary part of being alive.

i intuitively balk at anyone telling me "how" to be gay (iirc the guy who wrote that piece wrote some like really terrible articles for gawker once?) and i've only ever actively cruised in places that were designed for it, e.g. the cock ~3am. i've been cruised a couple of times though. it was nice!

lol

"cruising: it's nice!" - ILX

as Rayanne Graf would say "people throwing themselves at each other? is like, the basis of civilization"

It takes practice. The problem is going to the gay bars and clubs. A girl can reasonably assume that a guy in any context or location is likely hitting on her. Men unfortunately don't think this way.

Yeah, I still can't quite wrap my head around the idea that every person I don't know at a gay bar who talks to me is hitting on me. Doesn't seem plausible.

Whereas if you flirt with another man at a straight bar the man likely thinks you're just being friendly.

its the sober glancing in the 'real world' that is super problematic for me (fight or fly or rejection or meet cute guy = it breaks my nerves) but I will definitely practice ... I totally forgot but I was cruised once too! it was so cool. and yeah the article is terrible don't read it.

I am pretty much the least flirtatious person ever #shylife :/

fuck flirting

omg that was not me that just typed that that was a alterego

...

there is an article on the guardian explaining people how to be gay

moylan is a grotesque caricature of gayness imho

his writing was rightly exiled from this country

word. he just got here with his girlfriend who is like super nice. (he's really hot so i'm not surprised) and we talked about mariah carey

omg even surm's dealers are sunshine delights

brian moylan is thoroughly repugnant please take him back america

he wrote that thing bragging about outing anderson cooper

repulsive

wait - what is 'cruising'? is it just flirting? for some reason i thought it was something more intense/sketchy than that? like picking someone you don't know up for immediate sex? it has this predatory animal on the prowl connotation to it in my mind...

because re: "do you do this all the time?" i don't think i ever consciously 'cruise' but i'm definitely a flirt.

cruising and flirting are rather different things

my cruise face is kind of weird i think

i mean, as far my experience goes

mistaking cruising and flirting could lead to some interesting situations

http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1257708154-846126-400x316-1257707427Cartman-Anal-Probe-sticky-situation.jpg

i still don't really get how all you regular cruisers find the dudes who are, like, not straight when just out and about randomly. most of the time when i see someone hott i assume they're str8 (and if i don't it's usually because they're with their bf, ugh)

Straight or "straight"?

If they're actually straight, they aren't cruising, so you don't find them.

i meant "men who i would theoretically want to cruise or would respond to if they theoretically cruised me"

which they don't b/c they are usually str8

i'm sure cruising happens out in the open, on the street, etc. but most of the cruising i know about takes place in specific semi-public locations

i thought cruising happened at gay bars

public restrooms, rest areas, hiking trails, parks, adult bookstores, etc etc

now is there like a key, like a signature look - like the "i'm a creep" look ? is it all about the eye contact ? omg so shaday

it's kind of fun to be somewhere and have that "this is a cruising spot" flag drop on you.

xp it's bedroom eyes iirc, lots of peoples' bedroom eyes are creepy