https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405341_342913505792926_20781177_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/4lg8qc.jpg
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck
― horseshoe, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/dy14eb.jpg
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
the third ellipse is a heart xxl
― Mordy, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
xxp ahem
― horseshoe, Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
YES i'm a woman. i can't actually read. my math skills are poor. i'm prone to public bouts of raving emotional hysteria. and yet in private i am so much worse believe me. the events of my life take place during the intervals between me putting something in a microwave or taking something out of a microwave. nobody listens to me. i just wish someone would touch me. yes, i'm a woman! re-post if you're proud to be one, come on ladies...(o)(o)
― balls, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/StNEB9rWIiI/AAAAAAAAmVw/MEPqLs7Y278/s400/muriel
― balls, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
xp "I'm a woman. I actually have a personality disorder, but I prefer to explain away my irritating emotional problems by blaming it on my gender. Repost this if you're as much in denial as I am."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
why would something that appears to be clipped out of a (really weird) newspaper ask you to 're-post' it at the bottom?
― some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
That fat crying one dayo posted has me in hysterics.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
xp The heart gets me--you know that it just had to be on the handwritten original, if there was one. (If not there, they'd be on top of the 'i's instead of dots.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
I love that whole I LISTEN EVEN THO NO ONE LISTENS TO MEEE AND I CARE EVEN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT MEEEE christ its my MOTHER.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
my mom is smart as hell and would never put up with that shit
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
as a male am i supposed to just stare at the microwave until it's done
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
YES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
do you have some weird piece of food in there that you've just been punishing every time you need to time something
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
Itd explain the smell, certainly.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
they're starting to make other kinds of timers. i even saw a portable one in an airplane catalog. it goes on your arm!
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
^ unnecessary sarcasm. ignore.
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for ruining the party.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link
Steamed Asparagus
Wash and trim asparagusWrap in wet paper towel and place in microwave safe plate. Microwave for 3-4 minutes. Use that time in whatever way you see fit.
I guess my point is that microwaves are great.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
Also, you don't have to heat up the entire oven just for one or two potatoes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, when my wife taught me about microwaving potatoes it was a life-changing moment.
― how's life, Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nestle.com/Common/NestleImages/PublishingImages/Brands/Culinary/hotpockets_detail.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
who wants a pizza roll, email me if you want a pizza roll
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
my mom swears by the microwave for cooking bacon and corn on the cob
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
a friend posted this and she never posts pictures-with-words-on-them. i think it's deserving of an exception
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8433/7816500088_c1fb71e1a4_o.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
drinking is unladylike imho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
Is that tattoo real
― your native bacon (mh), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
get a tat moran!
― buzza, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
who is that moran? must be a brit.
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
she is, she wrote a book abt feminism
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
seems like this inspirational quote macro trend is on the wane ime fwiw
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
with the election looming the macro trend for political stuff is just gonna get worse tho imo
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
i really do not think that is a real tattoo, no. that it's on there qualifies that pic+words for this thread and a minor eye-roll.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
god i hope this trend is on the wane
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
i only found one today
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
lol, like fleas
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
ha the infestation is 95% controlled
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387054_457214630977056_308942671_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427013_10150968264610738_287641536_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
really really skeptical of this one:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581096_457252967639889_1374721854_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
now THIS one i like
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376770_10152024783505015_1831380758_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas Spencer Monson (born August 21, 1927) is an American religious leader and author, and the 16th and current President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). As president, Monson is considered by adherents of the religion to be a "prophet, seer, and revelator" of God's will on earth. A printer by trade, Monson has spent most of his life engaged in various church leadership positions and in public service.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_S._Monson
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
laundry revelation
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
is jesus john oates?
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link