Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

also all this harlot talk is reminding me of my own SORDID ILX PAST

eh not really surm. just cereal with milk. didn't feel like expending effort this morning

sordid!? i don't believe it!

i had a croissant

A hardboiled egg and yogurt.

Best thing to do while in London? Drive to Toronto!

But seriously, Owen is right. Its a very yuppieish town. Call The Office was my old hangout there, if it's still around, but it's probably not much unless there's a good band playing on the night you go. haven't been there in enough years that I honestly don't know what's around there anymore. Hopefully yr not stuck in the city too long.

I haven't eaten breakfast yet :(

I have SO MUCH TO DO for my bday party tomorrow night. I have to go to the hardware store, the grocery store, cook things, clean the house, clean the kitchen, etc. Am looking forward to roasted chickpeas w/ curry (they get dry and snacky!) and also chex puppy chow but w/ homemade almond butter instead of pb

he took a hardline position against orgasms

Why we're still FB friends, no doubt.

think this weekend i am going to commit myself to cleaning my room. i moved in a year ago and it still looks like i JUST moved in. haven't even set up my bedframe :/

Should I buy flowers at TJs? How long do they last (will they still look beautiful tomorrow evening?) Do I even own a vase?

if you have any old liquor bottles floating around then yes, you own a vase

Last night I went to sleep naked and during the night I put on a pair of jeans apparently only vaguely remember doing so...

hot

FUCK I STILL HAVE TO CURATE A PARTY PLAYLIST AND THEN UPLOAD IT TO DROPBOX AND THEN DOWNLOAD IT TO MY IPHONE bcz I cannot just do it from my computer to my iPhone

work it girl!

do the playlist naked!

(?...)

happy b'day stevie!

I cleaned the house top to bottom for the first time in forever for the bf's bday on wed (that wasn't his present; we were just having ppl over). I'm currently still in that psycho mode where if anyone puts anything outta place I'm ready to flip out.

the trick is not to use the toilet or shower until Wedneday

I'm returning to toronto Saturday night to go out dancing with the boys. Back home on Sunday. Added bonus: I miss the clusterfuck that is Montreal pride weekend.

psychocleaner is like my personal MO

should really be my halloween costume

if there were a horror movie about my life it would open with me holding a spray bottle

i am getting kind of a belly, is this a good thing y/n

yyyyyyyyy

Sorry, I guess I crossed the boundary between talking about and talking about.

Anyway, flowers from TJ can be fine, though I stick with long lasting ones like sunflowers and alstroemeria.

xp - y

I don't currently have a belly and don't really want one, per se, but arguing against them is obv nagl.

i blame a sedentary lifestyle and ice cream. i don't really care either way, i just don't feel the need to kill myself with exercise.

I have had a petite belly for a while and have grown to not really mind it.

Happy Friday everyone! http://skatebush.tumblr.com/

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I started being thinking feeling when I was 18, at which time I weighed 130 and had a 29" waist. These days I usually look at my body and think I'd definitely do me, and the numbers are far different. I'm definitely thick and I've got a belly and full cheeks, but I think I must have been delusional - and fucking frail twig - at 18 and b/c the even with addition of ~70 lbs and 5" no reasonable person would call me obese.

yes, yes and yes.

When you see a young man in the coffee shop and think he's cute but then realize he's probably ten years younger than you and won't even make eye contact with you and you enter into a tiny state of panic and start thinking about weirder more indirect overtures you could make i.e. offer him a job? offer to pay for his coffee? and the panic compounds when you realize What you are Doing, which is Behaving like an Troll-- and you feel guilty about it b/c you're happily partnered and looking just fine and anyway you didn't even try anything. What do you call that?

I have the tiniest hangover, practically undetectable, maybe it was just a moral hangover or something

you call it being a guy

yesterday a man moved seats to sit next to me, then picked my train, and took of his buds, and i still did not say "are u stalking me" all cutesy

he was cute

i was dumb

guys.

I am strangely adept at initiating conversation with cute strangers when I'm the teensiest bit stoned.

But otherwise I'm too shy to even glance in their direction.

I "toked on a j" last night with my two fabulous 60-something lady cousins. They drink and smoke and party, pretty cool cousins.

I don't smoke pot like ever, it dried my mouth out, I don't think I would've made any smooth moves had the occasion arisen

When you see a young man in the coffee shop and think he's cute but then realize he's probably ten years younger than you and won't even make eye contact with you and you enter into a tiny state of panic and start thinking about weirder more indirect overtures you could make

he's being shy and you should make an overtune because he's cute and will probably make out with you because you're cute, duh.

surm's train story is another lesson in similar things.

i would elaborate but i am going to a park in london to hang out with puppies now.

there is a puppy parade.

I highly advise you to obtain a v large sound system and play this on repeat at great volume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtQne6L3F8

The puppies will love it.

i was devastated by my train

i mean it was like the universe was begging

and i said no

bc i was thinking about other things, had i been one beat faster i woulda done it

one time when i had taken a pill i was at the coffeeshop and i had huge sunglasses on and the guy was like did i see you at the thing, the studio

and i was like no but i'm going to a kids music class now

that's the end of the story

So pissed that there's a puppy parade happening only an hr and a half away from me and my puppy aren't there to take part.

*and me AND my puppy..

Sound system is wimpy, but otherwise I'm doing as advised.

Being sick + exhausting workload + cold meds resulted in my posting numerous word salads like this yesterday

I started being thinking feeling when I was 18, at which time

Gah. :(

xp puppy parade!? I want that!

i started being thinking feeling when i was 18 too tbh

Was supposed to say that I started thinking I was fat when I was 18.