One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.
What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.
But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?
And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.
― Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
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― if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551694_10151412288416632_2043978081_n.jpg
Jean Seberg=PURE SEX
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
Caroline Monroe in 1974
http://www.fantasyhottie.com/images/categories/100.jpg
Mirella D'Angelo in 1982
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4058.gif
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)
In honor of the Who poll
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/6826517A-8CCA-45CF-9D48-EFAE9E2EBEA9-3516-000004FFC14AC369.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://theredlist.fr/media/database/muses/icon/cinematic_men/1960/pierre_clementi/009_pierre_clementi_theredlist.jpg
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:23 (thirteen years ago)
Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:http://www.nicework.co.za/nice-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture-3.jpg
Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.
― A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://beautiful-pics.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Keanu-Reeves-4.jpg
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)
ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2009/9/17/1253188489676/Franz-Kafka-001.jpg
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)
young Delta Burke
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SI_-dV_G23I/AAAAAAAACB8/UouPP0dSlxw/s400/Delta.jpg
va va voom!
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)
auspicious, even.
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.http://p.twimg.com/A1UDTHrCIAAkGWf.jpg
― Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)
wolves lacan, you got good taste
― *sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.raf.almanet.dk/images/biobilleder/Ensslin_Gudrun1.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 9 September 2012 10:29 (thirteen years ago)
54.
http://www.scgrandlodgeafm.org/pgm1900/Reid.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)
53.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/aappleton218/classicmisc1/Actors01/reid32.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:36 (thirteen years ago)
52.
http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Dictionary/kittinger/DI29G2.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)
51.
http://martinmilner.hollywood.com/Gidget1965.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)
50.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0901/mlb.hall.of.fame.top.vote.getters/images/seaver-Iooss.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
49.
http://www.sluggermuseum.com/workspace/uploads/george_brett.jpg
Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s
― Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
oops
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
oh well, there it is
43.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SomertonMan2.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
42.
Fuck.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/SomertonMan2.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
^is that a corpse?
― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)
41.
Yes, that's a corpse, and before you ask, no, I absolutely would not have sex with this gentleman in his corpsey state. GOL.
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)
Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, Castle of Blood, An Angel for Satan, oh and 8 ½)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZnqOgfr4N48/Tr1MCRz0sUI/AAAAAAAABMI/8h3DwsgN_UQ/s1600/barb5.jpg
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
after watching 8 ½ i decided to add her to the vintage ws thread, finding a photo where she wasn't screaming or deformed was pretty difficult.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)
national book award winner louise erdrich
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)
anais nin, obv
http://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1244621792p5/7190.jpg
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.brainpickings.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/marthanussbaum.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
Goldie Hawn, "Laugh-In"/Cactus Flower/Shampoo-era.
http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/46/30/11463033_gal.jpg
― 50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 November 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
otfm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
Joni Mitchell 1969-1971Emmylou Harris 1975-1978
― banjoboy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not sure I need to go that far backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9N5MGRPV0I
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/37/3777/HXGIF00Z/posters/shelley-long.jpg
― j., Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)
Definitely not Joni Mitchell
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Sunday, 25 November 2012 05:07 (thirteen years ago)
look i'm not saying the whole time or anything
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4700000/Hot-barbra-streisand-4773337-250-417.jpg
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)
YouTube has a bunch of short home movies shot by Roddy McDowall at swinging Malibu pool parties in 1965. Dennis Hopper was super-good-looking in those days, as were Lee Remick, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo, and others.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
Uploaded on Aug 31, 2011
Jane Fonda and Julie Andrews on Malibu Beach 1965. Silent home movies given to me personally by Roddy McDowall. ATTENTION! Watch out for a Hungarian with the YouTube ID sengak- he has been pirating this clip, and depite numerous reports to eBay, will not stop reuploading it. Boycott him. I think that he may be a psychotic.
― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
Hungarian and possibly psychotic? oh sengakpaws.
But young Dennis Hopper. KAPOW.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bradelterman.com/2008/IMG/large/JoanJett_Tropicana2.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bradelterman.com/2008/IMG/large/JoanJett,Tropicana.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
Kinda weird how those photos look like they were taken yesterday.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 14 March 2013 11:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Silk_Purse.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:47 (thirteen years ago)