there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

let the record show, in case it's not clear, that my comment was not sincere.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i think that came across, the lols were not at you being zinged or anything

i like your rhyming explanation

not just any zing

From the "Does Smash Mouth Have a Fanbase?" thread

I guess they do, they're releasing a new album next month.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, August 13, 2012 4:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when did Amazon say you get your copy?

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 13, 2012 4:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And there was plenty more after this, as you might guess:

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Jack is so odd. The station here has a festival of tribute bands, and I was tempted to go for the weirdness. The lineup was perfect for their format:

Vitalogy
Guns 4 Roses
Back In Black
The Atomic Punks
Rhymin’ N Stealin
Le Cure
The Police Experience
Mysterious Ways
Frontiers
MurMur
Strangelove
The Sheagles
Hysteria
Rio

― EZ Snappin, Monday, August 13, 2012 11:21 AM (11 hours ago)

The Sheagles

LOL!

― Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:24 AM (11 hours ago)

omg THE SHEAGLES

― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (10 hours ago)

i'm gonna start an all-male Bangles cover band called The Mangles

― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (10 hours ago)

(the telltale hipster)

― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:04 PM (44 minutes ago)

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, August 9, 2012 4:53 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that's something else! dang

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 9, 2012 4:56 PM (5 days ago)

thread?

i've seen the atomic punks, they are pretty great! they also do that thing like the 80s billy joel band in step brothers, at the beginning of their set they say it's only david lee roth van halen and please don't request van hagar era

xxp the past comes in waves

― contenderizer, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as do mermaids iirc

― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It felt like a weird unexplained hole.

― Choogle Image Search (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you feel like a weird unexplained hole

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I may have posted this elsewhere, but my cousin named her daughters Angel, Blessing and Precious.

Barf.

― Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 1:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is Barf the son?

― emil.y, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You gotta read the thread for the context but

is that a sphere of annihilation

― mookieproof, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, that is Governor Christie

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL oh that is good

In re Ms. T. Swift:

--

this is fucking terrible you guys

like, this is even beyond the level of "not my thing but at least it's written well" where I grudgingly afford Taylor some measure of respect, given that I think she can't sing a fucking note

I wish this song was a person that I could drive out to a cornfield and abandon next to the Jeepers Creepers scarecrow

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:27 PM (11 minutes ago)

Why you gotta be so mean?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:29 PM (9 minutes ago)

at some point I'm going to record some kewpie-doll chirpy teenager singing a song titled "I Got My Period (So My Boyfriend Dumped Me ;_;)" and you guys will go apeshit for it

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:30 PM (8 minutes ago)

i do feel like some (most) of the people posting these things probably only really have trouble finding parking spaces or a good mocha latte and never actually have to climb insurmountable mountains of adversity. but what do i know, maybe they do. but if they do why are they on facebook so much? they should be outside climbing mountains of turmoil or something.

― scott seward, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Everybody's gonna try to get a pic with those girls over the next few months.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, August 15, 2012 8:50 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

best of luck bill

― goole, Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:04 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

what thread??

oh nm i seen it now

☻☻☻☻

0 - knows no Burzum
1 - "somebody in the NBM scene is a murderer"
2 - has listened to Jesu Dod on Youtube
3 - owns and wears a Burzum t-shirt
4 - can spell Count Grishnackh without checking
5 - Filosofem on the Winamp
6 - owns all albums, has met Necrobutcher but had the decency not to ask
7 - "I will subscribe to your newsletter"
8 - ???

― Ówen P., Thursday, 16 August 2012 14:47 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

profit, i think

― goole, Thursday, 16 August 2012 14:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You don't need to support Burzum or DiJ shirts if you want to walk around with a Totenkopf on yr chest, just go to Wal-Mart.

― Siegbran, Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:11 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good old Wal-Mart

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

racist hate criminal murderer bringing the lols

i don't know if there's an elegant way to say women love it when you fart in your face because you are psychic

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

DiJ aren't really comparable to burzum tho, they are "interested in nazi germany" in a way that is often pretty suspect but it's clear where they stand on it, crisis were like an overtly anti-nazi band

haha, that post about nas is classic, came here to post it

I think you have to put your balls in escrow to actually sit through any Rush offering from the 80's after Moving Pictures.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, August 17, 2012 1:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put my balls in an adjustable rate IRA

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, August 17, 2012 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And based on your posts on this thread they have shrunk about as badly as most investment vehicles have lately.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, August 17, 2012 2:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm talking to my CPA to see if i can roll them over

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, August 17, 2012 2:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

m@tt and Bill should get a show

certified pubic accountant

that was good stuff there

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X
http://www.fulton.k12.ky.us/new-atc/11-12%20student%20pages/powell/homepics/topicpics5/sw11.jpg

Aurora
Florence

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, August 17, 2012 3:03 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Florence totally works if you have another dog named The Machine

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, August 17, 2012 3:06 PM (24 minutes ago)

she's basically just Elizabeth Taylor now

― Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 August 2012 19:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she wishes

― uncleshavedlongneck (some dude), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unless you mean "Elizabeth Taylor now" as in "Elizabeth Taylor after having been dead for over a year"

― uncleshavedlongneck (some dude), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:01 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/542547_470313999653586_1601318333_n.jpg

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, August 17, 2012 7:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but tom morello you just stepped out of a golf cart

― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, August 17, 2012 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the actual machine that your music has been raging against for two decades

― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, August 17, 2012 7:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

sorry i ruined the truth bombs thread by opening a pandora's box of boring beer talk

― Metal Jennifer Saunders (some dude), Monday, April 4, 2011 9:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread was going so well; those 30 posts about fucking bagels last week were a can't-miss.

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 4, 2011 9:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Take it to tmi, cowboy.

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, April 4, 2011 9:38 PM Bookmark

another good indicator is when you see korean restaurants near subway stairs, you are near a subway, but if you just see korean restaurants, you are probably in korea

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, July 30, 2012 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, i'm reading the truth bombs thread all at once and things probably seem funnier to me than they are based on how they fall in the ebb and flow of my LOLs and O_Os at that thread

i don't know if there's an elegant way to say women love it when you fart in your face because you are psychic

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:53 PM (4 days ago)

already posted..

classik

On second thought, I think the Zeppelin love is appropriate, because both Ryan and Zeppelin like to steal from old, black people.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, August 20, 2012 4:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOLZ

― Poliopolice, Monday, August 20, 2012 6:22 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex i believe time-honored tradition of sex in public toilets is known in your country as 'cottaging'

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, August 20, 2012 2:12 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i am aware of cottaging but tbh i find the idea of sex in public toilets completely gross

― lex pretend, Monday, August 20, 2012 2:14 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xpost What is staying at bed and breakfasts called? Drippy rimming?

― Eric H., Monday, August 20, 2012 2:15 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I crush things loud at my desk becuase of my new teeth - they razors

― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:12 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I tell someone where I work, 95 percent of the time they ask "What bands are on that label?" and I take five seconds to think which ones I could mention to get the smile of recognition that means the conversation can move forward, and then I say "Slipknot and Nickelback."

― 誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:50 PM (2 minutes ago)

woah you work for dfa?

― balls, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:52 PM (1 minute ago)

Further to the incipient Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger union of two houses (of the damned):

--

Can you imagine what their sex moans must sound like? "AWWWRRGGGHHHLLLYYAAAEEUUUGGHHHRRRRYYAAHHH!!!"

― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:09 PM (28 minutes ago)

aaaand there goes my dinner

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:12 PM (25 minutes ago)

That is probably the worst thing I've ever wrote or thought.

― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:14 PM (24 minutes ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool guy

― goole, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the article doesn't really convey that this dude is like a semi-mythical figure in that part of the world

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 4:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

During the court case Arobieke made an apology to his victims and admitted that he was "infamous, notorious, everything from a bogeyman to whatever."[16]

hat-tip to anyone who does not hear that quote in a chuck d voice

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 4:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heard so many stories about purple aki

― ogmor, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 4:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

print the legend imo

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 5:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc all the stories occur at the canal side & have a mischievous rather than sinister tone. aki appeals to their narcissism, enjoys a spot of appreciative bicep squeezing before graduating to the piggy-backing which is always Too Much

― ogmor, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but yes he is basically the scouse baba yaga

― ogmor, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't beat a classic setup imo

Freddie Mercury used to have parties where naked waiters carried bowls of cocaine that the guests were free to snort.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:10 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's not true. It was actually naked dwarves with bowls of cocaine balanced on their heads.

― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:18 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Source?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Columbia iirc

― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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