Kids In The Hall - what's your favorite sketch(es)

I watched Carpoolers last night. It was decent but I'll probably never watch it again. There was a nice Scott Thompson cameo, and you could certainly hear Bruce in a lot of the dialogue.

what's the secret password?

Both Brucio's albums fill my heart with joy, but fuck man, he directed SUPERSTAR.

life is a pretty sweet fruit

no one must know my secret

Doors fans aren't made, they're born. I think right now in Africa there's some guy madly beating on a drum. He's a Doors fan. Or an old lady sitting on the bus sucking humbugs. She's a Rider On The Storm, but she ain't never heard the sounds.

STEAL A CAR

You know that feeling you get when you dont know he it's gonna be a shit or a fart, but you let'er rip anyway?

ever since I've grown a beard I have that "THE BEARD STAYS - YOU GO" line stuck in my head

get off my back, buddy- oh the love

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shit!

http://www.youtube.com/v/ZNCUgFeIjyM&hl=en&fs=1

I got to meet all these guys, and ask them comedy nerd questions

They're coming back.

YATTA!

I'm not sure that link does what you think it does.

bruce's performance when he tries to improvise a message = A+++

^^^^my wife and I ref these songs a little too often

ever since I've grown a beard I have that "THE BEARD STAYS - YOU GO" line stuck in my head

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:34 (6 months ago)

loooool just posted this on gay thread

I've lost my indian drum

twin gavins: http://jezebel.com/5243027/twin-savants-fixated-on-dick-clark

the similarity in diction is ... disturbing

am i going insane, or was there a KITH sketch that was about "the men with the smallest penises in the world (and they don't know it)", which includes kevin mcculloch uttering the phrase, "two inches? why, that would scare a woman!"?

you are going insane, there is no one named kevin mcculloch

that doesn't sound like a kith sketch

btw i started watching season 1 again with my gf, i'd forgotten how much classic shit is in the first few episodes. bruce has some amazing mom jeans.

i can imagine dave foley saying that line though

yeah, i couldn't find any mention of it on the transcript sites... perhaps i'm confusing it with another sketch show...

I think I do remember something about guys with small penises, but maybe I'm just mixing it up with the cabbage-head guy demonstrating his size so women will take pity on him

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/three/bheight.html

It is a very brief interlude sketch - Bruce and Kevin are standing outside an office building ogling passing women. don't remember what season its from though.

good lord that transcript site is intensive! but on the plus side, it reminded me of "What kind of restauraunt are you running that you don't understand how time works?"

i remember laughing at that but not sure why. was the joke that he just wanted an apology?

no, he wanted the apology 20 minutes ago

Bruce: Am I the only one who's listening?!?!?! Is this such a hard thing to understand?!!?! I don't want it now!!!

Mark: Allright, why don't we turn our watches back twenty minutes?

Scott: Yeah!

Mark: [To Scott] Turn your watch back.

Scott: I'm doing it.

Bruce: That won't work! Time goes forward! Don't you know that? What kind of restauraunt are you running that you don't understand how time works?

Mark: How can we satisfy you, sir?

Bruce: By giving me what I've been asking for, for three hours! An apology!

Mark: Well of course we're sorry, sir.

Scott: [leans in to Kevin] We're very sorry.

[Kevin growls and tries to bite Scott]

Scott: Jesus!

[Bruce throws money on the table and gets ready to leave]

Bruce: That's all I wanted. That wasn't so hard was it. Next time, give someone their bill when they ask for it.

[Bruce is now in a nutty bunny suit.]

Bruce: It works to your advantage. [He starts to walk out and then turns around.] I'm not unreasonable. I'm a nutty bunny.

Kevin: I never got my water.

Bruce: I don't like to complain. I like to frolic. I'm a nutty bunny. I'm a little creature.

[Dave drinks his coffee and looks like he is recovering from hearing a really funny joke.]

[Mark and Scott exchange confused looks]

aha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgi7QCu1qAo

somehow this sketch and the henry louis gates situation has jumbled up in my head.

you know, i think the sketch i thought i remembered might have been from a scottish sketch show called Absolutely... i don't know, though (it was VERY brief)

shakey is correct. i think the shtick was abt the fractional padding out thing people do, except here it was more like "i'm packing a whopping 1 and 5/8, not that i'm bragging" and "yeah, i gave her the whole 1 and 9/16 inches, but not all at once" and so on.