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"Best of the Public"...yup...here I am, pointlessly angry again

Conservative Bible Project also a winner for sheer distance from how reality works:

Benefits include:

* mastery of the Bible, which is priceless
* mastery of the English language, which is valuable
* thorough understanding of the differences in Bible translations, particularly the historically important King James Version
* benefiting from activity that no public school would ever allow; a Conservative Bible could become a text for public school courses
* political issues can become a pathway to evangelizing liberals
* liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize this, and that will open their minds
* this project has a unifying effect on various Christian denominations, and serves as an important counterweight to liberal efforts to divide conservative candidates based on religion

The Conservative Bible Project is a truly outstanding example of something produced by committee. A particularly cloth-eared and cloth-headed committee in this case.

I keep on clicking links in that Best of the Public page expecting to read something sensible and informative.

"Ice Ice Baby" was the "B-side" filler panned by "experts" which became a massive hit because a disc jockey played it by chance; allegedly written by Vanilla Ice when he was 16[9]

truly the best of the public

Another liberal double standard: "Colorado U. to segregate dorms for students with gun permits." [15] Isn't segregation wrong???

see also: prisons

Why one bathroom for men and one for women, you hypocrites?

Oh man, the weirdest debate I ever got into with my bro-in-law was about coed bathrooms. It basically boiled down to him thinking there is an essentially sexual component to elimination, so men and women who aren't married shouldn't be shitting in the same space.

premarital codefecation will end america

ancillary to the crazy-con co-ed restroom discussion is their idea that trans women want to use the women's room because they secretly wanna perv out on women in there, which is a forehead-smackingly dumb idea

I think even 'perv out on' might be working on a higher level than intended - it's just "man in ladies room error error gender crash01010111"

Yeah, so much of these folks seems to come from their idea that everyone is as twisted, venal, and petty as they are.

I feel like if you get off on the sounds of people defecating and peeing in stalls, you're kind of beyond gender constructs already

I don't know, isn't fixation on urination/defecation a pre-sexual psychology?

http://conservapedia.com/Sun_Myung_Moon

ok then!

I have been a member the Unification Church my entire adult life and am the Internet's leading authority on it. I have access to the same public information as everyone else, of course, as well as inside information.
The quotations I deleted are unreliable.
If you want to start a debate, we have Debate Topics for that.
If you want to post a balance of pro and con views, there is a way to do that. But it didn't seem like that was the aim today. --Ed Poor Talk 11:09, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

News update: Paul Kurtz is the father of secular humanism. PaulKurtz.net is worth $8.95 according to zombiestat.com! Don't let atheism turn you into a mindless zombie! [8]

Cubans still think that male homosexuals lack machismo and that overweight lesbians with butch hair cuts are unattractive. [63] Conservapedia's homosexuality article ranks #2 at Google Cuba.
In addition, at Google India and Google Russia, Conservapedia's homosexuality article ranks #3 at Google. India didn't become one of the most populous countries by loving homosexuality. 17 percent of the world's population is from India.

http://conservapedia.com/Overrated_Sports_Stars

SHOTS FIRED

Peyton Manning — a quarterback who won only one NFL championship, despite being voted by the media and others to be NFL MVP 4 times, AFC Player of the Year 6 times, and Pro Bowler 11 times. The liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012.

lmao

:-0

Mark Sanchez — the New York Jets quarterback is being touted as the team's best QB over conservative Christian Tim Tebow despite falling apart at the end of the 2011–12 season. Now that Tebow's on-board, liberals are championing the former USC star as the superior player despite his recently poor play.

oh c'mon everyone in america wants tebow to start for the jets

tim tebow is also on the list tho

Ronaldinho - looked like a wonderful player in early years, but quickly became overweight due to his 'partying' lifestyle. Fired from minor Brazilian team, he declared he's finally "just going to party"

They seem to have confused Ronaldinho with Ronaldo...

Cristiano Ronaldo his spectacular talents have been ruined by his self-obsession, vanity and cravings of celebrity. He is now officially "sad"

So, Cristiano, where did it all go wrong?

Wayne Rooney - Burst onto the scene as a 16 year old and called "The English Pele".

I'm sad we've all been getting his name wrong.

He's English, completely English.

"conservapedia toon"

http://conservapedia.com/images/thumb/9/95/VP_debate.jpg/350px-VP_debate.jpg

deep satire

The Republican Party or informally the GOP (short for Grand Old Party), is one of the two major political parties in the United States. The Republican Party is pro-life , while the Democratic Party is pro-abortion.

Pretty shocked that doesn't say "the Democrat Party" tbh.

In the News. what the MSM isn't fully covering.
The demographics haven't changed, it's the ignoramuses on the left showing off: [4]

Obama weeps -- for himself, and then has the private video specially released to the public afterward to puff his image. Talking about his own past as a "community organizer," Obama sheds a tear as he builds to his self-centered point: "I became a man during that process." [5]

A Tea Party activist asks several disturbing questions about the 2012 Presidential Election. He lists six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. [6]

ABC’s Catalyst program reports Kimberley dinosaur footprints. There were huge dinosaurs fleeing the rising waters of Noah’s Flood in Australia.[28] Dinosaurs and man coexisted.[29]

Creationist viewer of the program said: "I have to admit I just thought of dinos running from flood waters when I saw it."

Conservapedia proven right, again: the Los Angeles Lakers stink with their two Overrated Sports Stars, and they again eschew a meritocracy by passing over the best coach to hire someone else. [5]

funny sort of knowledge authority that feels the need to say 'WE GOT SOMETHING RIGHT' in the middle of articles

"conservapedia proven right" is itself an article

http://conservapedia.com/Predicting_ObamaCare_Outcome

who'd have thought conservapedia of all sites would go off the rails

http://conservapedia.com/Chuck_Norris_on_the_topic_of_obesity

logic/conservatism

Obama article too big for editors to keep up on everything, lol

2011, Birth Certificate Released
Main Article: Barack_Obama_Controversies#Birth_Certificate
On April 27, 2011[181], a long-running controversy surrounding Obama's birth was largely put to rest[182] when Obama had his long-form birth certificate posted at WhiteHouse.gov.[183] Donald Trump, who had attacked Obama on the Birth Certificate issue and was then leading Republicans in polls for the upcoming GOP primary[184], was effectively knocked out of the race because of this.[185]
The following is a timeline of previous events leading up to the release:
In June 2008 the Obama campaign allowed FactCheck.org to look at his “Certificate of Live Birth” and take photos.[186]
In July 2008 a blogger discovered a birth announcement from the Honolulu Advertiser from August 13, 1961 for Barack Obama. It has since been discovered another newspaper, the Star Bulletin, also documented the birth.[187]
PolitiFact went to extreme lengths to verify Obama’s citizenship, attaining scanned copies of his 1992 marriage certificate from Cook County, IL, his driver’s license record, and his registration and disciplinary record. PolitiFact also addressed a number of concerns about the documentation.[188]
In October 2008 Hawaii’s Department of Health released a statement by Dr. Chiyome Fu.kino verifying that Obama’s birth certificate was on record.[189]
In August 2009 it was revealed that an alleged Kenyan birth certificate for Obama was a hoax.[190] Another website allows you to create your own imitation Kenyan birth certificates online.[191]
Regardless of the consistent proof of such a birth certificate existing, deluded paranoid right wing morons refuse to except this fact.

ok clicking through some links I arrived at this page:

http://conservapedia.com/Biblical_Scientific_Foreknowledge

probably the best page I've read on conservapedia so far

I mean stuff like:

Georg Cantor's development of set theory in the late 19th century was initially rejected by many great mathematicians, including Henri Poincare, before it became the basis for nearly all of mathematics today. But the Bible contains many hints in support of set theory, as in the "last shall be first, and the first shall be last."

for the times, they are a changing...

ironically.

Crime

Mark 4:22 says how nothing can be hid, neither can anything be kept secret. Empirical statistics show that the vast majority of crimes worldwide are solved.

Well. That settles it, then.

Giant sea creatures and Jonah

The Book of Jonah describes his survival in the belly of a giant sea creature for 2.5 to 3 days. Scientists declared this to be impossible due to powerful stomach acids that quickly break down any material and the lack of breathable air inside marine animals.
In 2010, scientists found the following materials intact in the belly of a gray whale that had died after being stranded on a Northwest beach:[35]
a pair of sweat pants
a golf ball
over 20 plastic bags
small towels
duct tape
surgical gloves
Of course, many sea creatures have gone extinct in the thousands of years since Jonah lived.

A perfect proof!

Only in moderns times have scientists become aware of enormous underwater springs feeding into the oceans, and the very deep valleys at the bottom of the oceans.

But the Bible repeatedly describes this thousands of years earlier: "on that very day the deep subcrustal springs were broken open, and the windows of the sky were thrown open." (Genesis 7:11 (CBP)

The CBP referred to there presumably is the Conservative Bible Project, which aims to 'render God's word into modern English without liberal translation distortions.' So they're relying on a distorted version of the bible, written with the benefit of hundreds of years of science, in order to prove that the bible contains 'comprehension of scientific knowledge far ahead of its time'?

My brain hurts :(

A favorite evolutionist canard is that Leviticus 11:13-19 labels the bat, a mammal, as a bird. But this is an obvious failure of translation, as the Hebrew term 'owph did not entail the "clade" of birds, but was a non-biological category referring to any winged creature, mammalian, avian, or insect. The KJV translation as "fowl" is simply incorrect.

They're acknowledging the King James bible contains inaccuracies in translation? But don't they also believe it's 100% the word of God?