C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

'Twas the night before St. Sales day, when all through the house yurt

buttyurt

So that's what's all over the underwear - buttyurt.

I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets

I think I know how the underwear became stained btw

also nice use of closet as metaphor there

quote Quentin Crisp, "After 5 years the dirt doesn't get any worse"

This, my friends, is actually a lie. My former housemate and I tried.

Apart from the LOLs this thread is providing me, I do feel sorry for the chick. Seems like a poor "friendship" for her to have to maintain. But I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

I have stained underwear hanging over my closets

^^ I only just realized closets is PLURAL

like it's not just his clothes closets with dirty underwear hanging over them, it's also the coat closet and the pantry and stuff

the laundry of damocles

http://www.mobilehomestead.com/nomadics/rollinghomes/rolling/rollpics/yurt.jpg

xxp one closet belongs to him, the other belongs to his disgusting etc etc

inside that tent lies the "dr feelgood" video

"laundry of damocles" = yet another gold star for estela

So I wonder how Burt's holding up.

He needs to just pick himself up by his jockstraps.

In the words of Redd Foxx, you got to wash your ass.

"And I'm not talking about your whole ass, I'm talking about your asshole."

nabisco dropping the OTM bomb.

I doubt ILX will top this thread in 2009.

the day was totally lacking some lulz until this golden thread dropped into our laps.

and out of our pants

want to announce my crush on burt_staton. thank you.

has crush.

has anyone met burt stanton yet?

this thread!

cleaning your disgusting ass partner's stained undies because you're having a rare guest over?

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

hahahaha

would attend.

or maybe burt_stanton is luna?

who soiled these panties
hanging from closet
door knobs

ass partner
alive

tire marks
burning rubber
in the air

captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.
oh shit lolllll

If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.

aaaaaaaaand we're back on topic

This thread keeps giving.

no one has made any hamburger jokes yet????

http://www.oviedocandor.com/fireman_water_hose_lg_nwm.gif

Grown up parties are like a memorial service for broken dreams

always party with people no more than ten yrs older than you. after that, it's likely to become bizarro.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22ass+partner%22&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

1: fap
1: burt_stanton
1: everyone brings 1 pair of new undies for burt

hammmburgers

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ian homie u r a genius lets make this happen

srsly! tho its prob best if burt just invites us all to his next law school party

you don't want to go. these peoples apartments will make you feel like you live in some kind-of halfway house efficiency. 90% of the night is tooth pulling "conversation" (what do u do where do u live whre did u go to school), but the 10% fun is better than sitting in your apartment with your hand on your dick.

I'll have to give it to 32 year old still-a-bartender-but-maybe-i'll-get-more-serious-with-my-graphic-design-maybe-i'll-buy-a-silk-screen-machine-thing-and-make-t-shirts hipster parties: weed, music, shitty apartments, and stupid ass conversation.

yah but if all of us come itll be a lot more like that - also captain lorax on the wheels of data

no reason why we cant have our hands on our dicks at a law school party

Good idea, ice cream. Let's have a night that would make Harold Pinter proud.

max's suggestion is perfectly in line with my vision of the night of horrors