i got mad on facebook after someone posted this.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/404058_4489590278235_1416723971_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
the world does not owe you anything, teenager! now go out there and end war and sickness!!
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
this waa a nice liberal person i know who posted this. who is apparently secretly rush limbaugh. or secretly 90 years old.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
i tried to find the origin of this quote via google and everywhere it is posted has the same non-specific story. i think the principal dude made it up. but the principal is real. he's in new zealand.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
i keep seeing those phony-sounding stories on facebook. like about the woman who didn't want to sit next to a black guy on an airplane. and i can't believe any of them are real. faux-inpiration.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
But aren't you INSPIRED, Scott?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
It doesn't matter if the story is real as long as the inspiration is!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
no. they piss me off.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
my father-in-law posted that this morning!
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
everybody is so mean these days.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
Grow up, stop being a crybaby, get out of your dream world and develop a backbone, not a wishbone, Scott.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
this person who posted this used the young people who hang out on main street here in town all day doing nothing as an example of kids who needed to do something. but what i had to point out to them was that most of the kids who hang out on main street all day here in town are really fucked up! and have fucked up families and no money and neglect/abuse/addiction/malnutrition/etc in their history. they are not just gonna take on the world and help end war any time soon! there is no empathy though and everyone just hates them because they are dirty and poor and fucked up! maybe mitt romney will win this election...
i also had to point out that some of the young people on main street were actually very environmentally aware citizens because some of them live in the woods in tents behind the friggin' cumberland farms convenience store and not in actual homes!
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
it really is like posting an old ed anger column from the national enquirer on your facebook and taking it really seriously.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
forgive me, guys. i missed out on all the fun last month
http://i.imgur.com/JdK0x.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
You know, Hitler has a point.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/268787_501264106555265_1106266285_n.jpg
ARE YOU INSPIRED YET
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
brb off to knife a hobo
― kmfdotm (ledge), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
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― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
that's where my man reposted the judge thing from, although it doesn't look like he Liked that page.
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
ah, discernment a trustworthy sign then
― j., Friday, 10 August 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
Jesus save us from homeschooling religious people and their strategically monetized simple living blogs.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 10 August 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
so the airline story goes back to the 90's:
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp
the one going around on facebook includes a picture of people on an airplane taking pictures of something with their cell-phones.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
can i ask a dumb question? how do you actually make these?
http://www.mememaker.net/create or maybe lolcatmaker
― Je55e, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/570026.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
From that Snopes page
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays <nobr>— that</nobr> would be great."<br><br>I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."<br><br>She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."<br><br>Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen, and I outrank you, bitch! So put the tray up!"
― Je55e, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
You can tell a homo b/c they're all like <girlfriend> this and <nobr> that.
― Je55e, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
<nobromo>
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
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― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link
i disagree with the phase of that moon
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link
"victories" is somehow the most confusing part of that
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/570771.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
Is there even any sand in that picture?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
Its a parody macro my husb made
― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
That is one of the funniest things ever, j
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
We got punked!
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
wow it was way more successful than i anticipated. wasn't gonna share it on fb bc i didn't think anyone would get it... but that may be the best part!
― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
you still haven't shared it.
― how did we get here how? (ytth), Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
is that baby patton oswalt?
― hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
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― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
how has this thread really gotten to this point without a single shoutout to the tedious PITA who invented this entire genre back in the poster-and-inspirational-gift-book days - - - SARK
http://thinkingclub.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sark.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/dangerous_tea_by_sark_poster-rad94a37756f449d2bd10a29c5dae24f0_o97_400.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UT1xkr3u28E/TucQMnl_aQI/AAAAAAAAAM0/xrmUre4Va4I/s1600/sarkchild.jpg
fuckin' one-woman INDUSTRY of this shit
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
Can't decide "be an adventure" is terrible advice or simply meaningless
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF "HALLMARK"
― turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
let crabby love be pajamas. Pleasures they are. When own trees and and imagine with your keep god. Your express their caring miraculous.
― Øystein, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
sorry, my first girlfriend was way into sark shit and i just have a disproportionate amount of pent-up eye-rolling
btw kudos everybody, this thread has derailed my whole afternoon with first-rate lols, this in particular sent me over the top:
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkin a birdbath― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
in a birdbath
― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
Did SARK predate this yahoo?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0t30_gpmelk/S7e31HXyzPI/AAAAAAAAAA8/5C0Ju3G_rLo/s1600/N93~All-I-Really-Need-to-Know-Kindergarten-Posters.jpg
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
sigh... childhood is so magical!
― dell (del), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
Shameful confession: I had that poster on my bedroom wall in high school and I think my freshman college dorm, at least for the first semester.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
well, if you hadn't retained the lessons from kindergarten regarding honest self-disclosure you would never have had the balls to admit that in a public forum... i salute you!
― dell (del), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
All I really need to know I learned in afreshman college dorm room
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
all i really need to know i learned in kindergarten! btw can someone tie my shoes for me
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link