there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

Ned, that was so clearly your cue to start writing the parody "Ava Adorno."

Ava Adorno
you'll always be my porno

No doubt I now grew very pale; — but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased — and what could I do? It was a low, dull, quick sound — much such a sound as a pencil makes when enveloped in cassette spool. I gasped for breath — and yet the tumblr whites heard it not. I talked more quickly — more vehemently; — but the noise steadily increased. I arose, and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations; — but the noise steadily increased. Why would they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro, with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men; — but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed — I raved — I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had sat, and grated it upon the boards, like something I once heard on a Boredoms track, you assholes; — but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder — louder — louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! — no, no! They heard! — they suspected! — they knew! — they were making a mockery of my horror! — this I thought, and this I think. But anything better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those white-framed dimestore shades no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! — and now — again! — hark! louder! louder! louder! louder! —

“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear up the planks! — here, here! — it is the beating of his hipster heart!”

― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:04 PM (44 minutes ago)

yeah that's something else! dang

What's Oprah's S&M TV drama?

― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 9:35 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Color Black and Blue

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 9:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guilty lols. i guess? i don't even know any more

when i was 13 i invented grunge by putting never mind the bollocks on one side of a 90 minute maxell and lynyrd skynyrd's greatest hits on the other

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 August 2012 23:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ILX has certainly opened its mind _ I remember when you couldn't even make the little "tescicles" sign <3

― Sweet Organic Princess (Latham Green), Friday, August 10, 2012 10:28 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It used to be a child would search for a band's fan site via altavista and now there's all this nonsense

― your native bacon (mh), Friday, August 10, 2012 1:03 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.

Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.

― goole, Thursday, August 9, 2012 8:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha holy shit

that's an actual onion bit fyi

lock thread, we've been contaminated

Was The Cult's Sonic Temple a huge event album?

― Fastnbulbous, Saturday, August 11, 2012 4:36 AM (3 hours ago)

That's going to be weird because I could see long time fans thinking of it as a new jersey but for alot of us kids it was the first time they'd heard them as is probably their biggest seller

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, August 11, 2012 5:49 AM (2 hours ago)

Whether kid or long-time fan I think we can all agree that it's the ultimate in 'you are beyond irony' album covers:

http://www.simplysyndicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sonictemple.jpg

http://www.minilps.net/images/stories/shop_image/product/SONICTEMPBAC.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 11, 2012 5:53 AM (1 hour ago)

Haven't listened to this in about 20 years. "Edie (Ciao Baby)" still holds up.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:39 AM (1 hour ago)

I'm really trying to puzzle out what the Cult's Slippery When Wet would be if this was their New Jersey btw.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:41 AM (1 hour ago)

Whoa, the Tea Party's "Kashmir" rips actually sound more like "Soul Asylum" (the "Kashmir" rip on Sonic Temple, not the band) than "Kashmir" itself.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:48 AM (1 hour ago)

Coming straight to this thread from a politics thread, I went "Tea Party".... Kashmir riffs...? and was already constructing a world where this was about some link i didn't see to like, a Conservapedia project to create Tea Party friendly covers of classic rock tunes.

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:57 AM (53 minutes ago)

I get this low-boiling anxiety and helplessness when I learn that someone who I respect likes Frank Zappa; it's weird. It's this sense that what the person considers "music" is something totally different than what I do--that what they engage with when they listen to things that come out of speakers is just this totally different, alien thing. I find Zappa completely and utterly impenetrable and unrelatable--not musically, but emotionally/intellectually. I understand exactly what Cale meant when he said he doesn't think Zappa actually likes music. Zappa makes me feel empty inside.

― Clarke B., Saturday, August 11, 2012 8:01 AM (23 minutes ago)

So you would say the answer is...dud?

― Your sweet bippy is going to hell (WmC), Saturday, August 11, 2012 8:19 AM (5 minutes ago)

people need to look beyond the mainstream at real independent sports.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, August 13, 2012 8:49 AM (20 minutes ago)

Some crucial darkwave elk-jumping coming out of the Finnish underground right now

― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, August 13, 2012 9:06 AM (4 minutes ago)

A+

let the record show, in case it's not clear, that my comment was not sincere.

Grampsy reminds me that Tom Cruise is now the same age that Wilford Brimley was when he did Cocoon.

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tweeting that before polyphonique does.

let the record show, in case it's not clear, that my comment was not sincere.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i think that came across, the lols were not at you being zinged or anything

i like your rhyming explanation

not just any zing

From the "Does Smash Mouth Have a Fanbase?" thread

I guess they do, they're releasing a new album next month.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, August 13, 2012 4:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when did Amazon say you get your copy?

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 13, 2012 4:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And there was plenty more after this, as you might guess:

---

Jack is so odd. The station here has a festival of tribute bands, and I was tempted to go for the weirdness. The lineup was perfect for their format:

Vitalogy
Guns 4 Roses
Back In Black
The Atomic Punks
Rhymin’ N Stealin
Le Cure
The Police Experience
Mysterious Ways
Frontiers
MurMur
Strangelove
The Sheagles
Hysteria
Rio

― EZ Snappin, Monday, August 13, 2012 11:21 AM (11 hours ago)

The Sheagles

LOL!

― Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:24 AM (11 hours ago)

omg THE SHEAGLES

― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (10 hours ago)

i'm gonna start an all-male Bangles cover band called The Mangles

― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, August 13, 2012 12:25 PM (10 hours ago)

(the telltale hipster)

― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:04 PM (44 minutes ago)

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, August 9, 2012 4:53 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that's something else! dang

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 9, 2012 4:56 PM (5 days ago)

thread?

i've seen the atomic punks, they are pretty great! they also do that thing like the 80s billy joel band in step brothers, at the beginning of their set they say it's only david lee roth van halen and please don't request van hagar era

xxp the past comes in waves

― contenderizer, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as do mermaids iirc

― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It felt like a weird unexplained hole.

― Choogle Image Search (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you feel like a weird unexplained hole

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I may have posted this elsewhere, but my cousin named her daughters Angel, Blessing and Precious.

Barf.

― Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 1:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is Barf the son?

― emil.y, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You gotta read the thread for the context but

is that a sphere of annihilation

― mookieproof, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, that is Governor Christie

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL oh that is good

In re Ms. T. Swift:

--

this is fucking terrible you guys

like, this is even beyond the level of "not my thing but at least it's written well" where I grudgingly afford Taylor some measure of respect, given that I think she can't sing a fucking note

I wish this song was a person that I could drive out to a cornfield and abandon next to the Jeepers Creepers scarecrow

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:27 PM (11 minutes ago)

Why you gotta be so mean?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:29 PM (9 minutes ago)

at some point I'm going to record some kewpie-doll chirpy teenager singing a song titled "I Got My Period (So My Boyfriend Dumped Me ;_;)" and you guys will go apeshit for it

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:30 PM (8 minutes ago)

i do feel like some (most) of the people posting these things probably only really have trouble finding parking spaces or a good mocha latte and never actually have to climb insurmountable mountains of adversity. but what do i know, maybe they do. but if they do why are they on facebook so much? they should be outside climbing mountains of turmoil or something.

― scott seward, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Everybody's gonna try to get a pic with those girls over the next few months.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, August 15, 2012 8:50 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

best of luck bill

― goole, Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:04 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

what thread??

oh nm i seen it now

☻☻☻☻

0 - knows no Burzum
1 - "somebody in the NBM scene is a murderer"
2 - has listened to Jesu Dod on Youtube
3 - owns and wears a Burzum t-shirt
4 - can spell Count Grishnackh without checking
5 - Filosofem on the Winamp
6 - owns all albums, has met Necrobutcher but had the decency not to ask
7 - "I will subscribe to your newsletter"
8 - ???

― Ówen P., Thursday, 16 August 2012 14:47 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

profit, i think

― goole, Thursday, 16 August 2012 14:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You don't need to support Burzum or DiJ shirts if you want to walk around with a Totenkopf on yr chest, just go to Wal-Mart.

― Siegbran, Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:11 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good old Wal-Mart

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

racist hate criminal murderer bringing the lols

i don't know if there's an elegant way to say women love it when you fart in your face because you are psychic

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

DiJ aren't really comparable to burzum tho, they are "interested in nazi germany" in a way that is often pretty suspect but it's clear where they stand on it, crisis were like an overtly anti-nazi band

haha, that post about nas is classic, came here to post it

I think you have to put your balls in escrow to actually sit through any Rush offering from the 80's after Moving Pictures.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, August 17, 2012 1:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put my balls in an adjustable rate IRA

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, August 17, 2012 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And based on your posts on this thread they have shrunk about as badly as most investment vehicles have lately.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, August 17, 2012 2:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm talking to my CPA to see if i can roll them over

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, August 17, 2012 2:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

m@tt and Bill should get a show

certified pubic accountant