plz replace "Regret." with "Wolves."
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
regret wolves
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
sh@kedown: masterful
― goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
This is just… So many levels… I don't even:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427475_10151978632205023_262286368_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
What's that saying exactly?
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Friday, 10 August 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link
stay in school
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 10 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
That's only true if only 2% turn up to vote, including all of the "one-per-cent"
― Mark G, Friday, 10 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
can i ask a dumb question? how do you actually make these?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
paste a picture into MS paint or yr pirated copy of photoshop, add some text in a froofy free font you got from somewhere
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
It was only a matter of time before my sister's wall bore fruit:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424323_3937661691687_1212544136_n.jpg
DISCLOSURE: in the '90s I wrote a feature on drug testing at work and all the people quoted in it were my sister's burnout friends talking about how much golden seal they were drinking before piss tests.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
i bought one of those "blocker" mix drinks at a head shop in college for a summer job, and um...well...it was effective
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
www.CBSQualityCars.com
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, I wish I got a picture, there was a shop in duluth that had on different windows:
URINECLEANERS
ADULTTOYS
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388147_3512775739547_1970014395_n.jpg
I responded: "pretty sure this is patently untrue"
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
"when my arms fell off, I realized it was, in fact, my body telling me to stop"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
going to challenge the poster to do 800 push-ups right now
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
mh, I wish you'd got a picture too :(
My sister is totally projecting her white whine-drinking shit onto a straw man, as usual. I assume most welfare recipients don't steal money from a parent to spend on pull tabs.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
I have had this amazing tendency in the last six months to burst into political rants after going out with friends and having beers. The most recent included: - A friend and I explaining why drug testing to get unemployment benefits is ridiculous - Sternly explaining that voter identification laws are a solution for a problem that does not exist - Ranting and mocking two random dudes on a patio at 3AM for not understanding healthcare
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
I mention this here, because it's 90% of why I should not have beers then view this thread because I end up yelling at the computer.
Nobody should have to pee into a cup/give up their civil liberties because someone with the power to withhold money or opportunities wants them to. It's just dehumanising for all.
I ended up responding to the post with a variation on the above and it didn't take long for sister's friends to swarm in and 'like' it. Luckily 'welfare people are bad' is not a theme often visited by people in my timeline. There's the Prince impersonator classmate who's a little too InfoWars on occasion but his friends are going to get him off the ceiling eventually.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
i actually agree w/ argument that it's unfair welfare recipients don't get drug tested while employed ppl sometimes do, but from the other side where i think no one should be drug tested, including employed ppl, and that drugs should more or less be decriminalized. what's it called when u agree w/ argument but disagree w/ conclusion?
― Mordy, Friday, 10 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
life
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/24755299.jpg
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
mh - two beers and I'm an fb political activist of the highest order and then I hate myself for days and days
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "your body can go on forever"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
gurl, ur body can go on foreeeeever
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
well that one's true
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
hey girl, is your ass a Moebius strip, because it just goes on forever! wait, what are you OW
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
wow its the dude from Big Fan
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
fyi guys due to some weird run-ins on tumblr i now know that fascists have their own whole genre of these things. lol tumblr.
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
like, actual fascists?
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
i'm now imagining the "hang in there, kid!" poster reimagined with Mussolini hanging from a tree limb
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
yes, actual fascists.
dan i'm afraid you are a modern subject with a functioning center of irony, you may be immune to the power of a good ezra pound jpg
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
I am reeeeeeeeeally curious as how you managed to have a run-in with livejournal fascists
also curious to see the pics, are they like pictures of unicorns dancing over rainbows with Nietzsche quotes on them
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
i wrote about john derbyshire getting fired months ago and i guess some enterprising white patriot did a search and started a re-blog frenzy.
honestly i'd rather not cos the "good" ones are pretty gross
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
haha 'nuff said
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
here's a representative non-text one:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m847p3as0D1qij63ao1_500.jpg
makes you think huh
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
O_O
yeah, it makes me think "HI DERE PSYCHO, I RUN THE OTHER WAY NOW"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
someone should put a Katy Perry quote on that immediately
pretty hate mishima:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8024sakrE1rb9hw8o1_400.jpg
anyway, that's it. they're not hard to find if you really want to!
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1EsZF.png
followed by three other friends commenting "yup" "yup" and "you know it, girl!"
i typed up a really long thing about how glorifying simplification is total bullshit and that-- unless you want to give up facebook and your iphone and go live on a farm alone-- that the world you're stuck in is actually really super fucking complicated but that's also what makes it SO FUCKING AWESOME a lot of the time: all the complicated things that have to work together to make a life beautiful and rewarding and worth living and if you ignore all of that stuff you're really doing yourself a disservice, but i deleted it before i posted it.
― ○ (gr8080), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
really pleased to have evidence-based medicine and the internet alongside all the simple things tbh
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
i got mad on facebook after someone posted this.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/404058_4489590278235_1416723971_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
the world does not owe you anything, teenager! now go out there and end war and sickness!!
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
this waa a nice liberal person i know who posted this. who is apparently secretly rush limbaugh. or secretly 90 years old.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
i tried to find the origin of this quote via google and everywhere it is posted has the same non-specific story. i think the principal dude made it up. but the principal is real. he's in new zealand.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
i keep seeing those phony-sounding stories on facebook. like about the woman who didn't want to sit next to a black guy on an airplane. and i can't believe any of them are real. faux-inpiration.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
But aren't you INSPIRED, Scott?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
It doesn't matter if the story is real as long as the inspiration is!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
no. they piss me off.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link